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i sense a trap
next move
spring the trap
Its a trap
>dont open
Post what songs you're listening to right now and rate what others are listening to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEANapksXlY
>>25295571
6/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeLUpHZ5Ldo
i approve
here's what i was listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqHKx8jOHTI
>>25295635
8.5/10
https://youtu.be/kK5AohCMX0U
>tfw listening to 90s gangsta rap while being a suburban middle class white guy from a 1st world country
>>25295508
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
>>25295508
literally me, well me in the 90s anyways because gangster rap was pretty much the norm back then before it became AY GIRL LOOK AT MY MONEY I WANT TO SEE YO BOOTY
I never dressed like a wigger or acted like on, but I appreciated the poetry of it all as well as lot of musical tracks
>>25295508
it really is my favorite genre
it's hard to discuss on 4chan unless you're on /mu/ though, everyone just calls it nigger music
tick tock
how will you spend for final moments of freedom, wagie?
dunno
might fart
might not
Raging uncontrollably fot our further amusement.
Laughing at neets.
Yo guys,
Would a dentist notice if I head a joint the same morning at 9AM or so if the appointment was at 6PM?
Need to know before planning my day
who the fuck cares? i've walked in to get fillings done freshly blown off my ass and nobody said anything
they surely knew, but nothing was said, and nothing hurt except the bill
>>25295486
not if you use mouthwash or have gum or something
>>25295486
Are you so degenerate you can't even wait until after the appointment?
how do u make friends?
>just b urself anon :D turst me it'll work
>>25295430
>work
sure it works
>>25295430
it's easy to do online
real life friends ain't shit
>>25295525
i find it much more difficult online, real life is ez pz but online is the real deal, so teach me
>"Girls love men who play instruments, it's a great way to show their skill."
Girls love men who play the right instruments. Why did I have to choose the most autistic and beta of them all? (pic related)
Has anyone else fucked up like me?
Well it doesn't matter if you play guitar either
>souce
>me
>>25295390
the french horn seems really hard to play, and if you can play it well that's pretty cool imo
>>25295390
my little brother plays french horn and he gets all the bitches, your argument is invalid
This girl just served me at red robin. I saw her and immediately recognized her, but couldn't rerember where I saw her. She goes by a different name that i dont rerember, the resturant was in salem, and she has pink hair now. This further reinforces te truth that most women are whores, even though they might seem like normal members of society.
>>25295364
did that turn you on?
>>25295364
print this and go back, slip it into a few of the menu books and leave
Any robots living near Lancaster mall wanna have a go
What do white people eat? Me guesses balogna and cheese sandwiches with a lot of miracle whip. Onion and ranch Pringles?
>>25295335
A lot of potatoes, meat, and fruit.
>>25295335
>Onion and ranch Pringles
White dude here. Do they make these? I've never seen them but I'd love to try them.
Also we eat ethnic food (mexican, chinese, indian) since thats the extent of how cultured we are.
I've had a thought about this. Stores only bother keeping stock of what sells. There's lots of stuff in stores that make me think, wtf, who eats that? That's your answer, the stuff that makes you think wtf. White people eat that because they're the majority and eat enough of it to make the store keep it in stock.
You guys are honestly some of the only friends I have in this world. I got super super lucky at my wagekek job and met a girl that was pretty autistic like me. We started hanging out and it was awkward at first but we eventually grew comfortable around each other.
Fast forward and our boss at our job is a young wieght lifitng type chad. He always has girls come visit him at work, differnt ones all the time. I found out for a fact that she fucked him in his office last week.
I am scared that I will never find another girl, should I just cuck out and stay with her? Or leave?
Thanks for your answers.
Do not be a cuck. Simple as that. /foreveralone/ > /cuck/
>>25295283
Post pics of her.original plz don't mute
>>25295334
I really don't want to bring any attention to her, even if I chose to leave I want whats best for the both of us.
Fuck man, that guy doesn't even have to try and he just takes my one shot
Who else /BrainGoneToShit/ here?
>always straight A student in HS
>good grades in Uni before I dropped out sophomore year
>just tried to read a book
>15 pages an hour
>trying to learn a language
>relearning the same intro stuff every day
>every time I learn a new concept I forget an old one
I feel you brother.
Five years ago I used to be a straight-A student on track to become a doctor. Now I sit here and just jerk off, play vidya and work a dead end job. I hate going to sleep because I have to think about what happened. People say I'm too young to experience this kind of regret but what do they know.
Well that's my rant over. How are you coping with this new life OP?
>>25295365
Im working a dead end job slightly above minimum wage. I was trying to start reading just so that I could feel smarter than people in some way, but I honestly think I became retarded.
I always thought ADD was BS when kids in school were always taking adderall, but maybe I have it now. Its like I cant even listen to a full song without getting bored halfway through, I cant even escape with video games without losing interest after an hour.
I watch a lot of porn because its all that can hold my interest, and sleep 12 hours a day to pass the time.
>>25296027
All of your screen time has reprogrammed your brain.
My mother wants me to settle down with a single mother, help.
>anom, you are earning good money with your job, stop wasting it with videogames, why dont you find a girl and marry her?, you can help "sarah" for example, she has two sweet little boyd that I'd gladly call my grandchildren".
Fellow robotos I swear she said this on the morning.
>>25295185
Just do it
Why do robots even hold yourselves in such esteem and refuse to go with anyone who you think is a degenerate when you all know you're losers anyway
>>25295349
because we want the female versions of ourselves
women who like the same things we do, are virgins, and hold the same values
but they all choose to go after chads or semi-chads because being female gives them inherent social value in this fucked up world
but chad won't stay with them, so he pumps and dumps, leaving her to be a single mother
and at that point she is no longer the female version of us, she has abandoned the things we liked and found attractive about her, just to have her 10 minutes in the sun before wanting to come back and have us accept her
but we aren't going to accept them
they had their shot to be with a faithful, loving man like many of us, but they burned that bridge when they tried to get more than that and failed.
Just tell your mom you don't like Sarah and you don't want to raise her kids.
How do I actually find friends online? I don't like talking to people IRL and my only internet friend doesn't talk to me that often. I'm getting slightly lonely.
>>25295112
bump. i need online friends too
I can't maintain an online (or any other) relationship anymore. I'd like to hear some advice as well.
Find a group instead, much easier to talk.
>tfw friendzoned beta orbiter cuck
Who /pathetic/ here
report in all you loosers too despicable even for r9k
please respond senpaitachi
>>25295069
you are what you make yourself, use determination,resolve, anger ,and passion to mold yourself into the man you want to be. stop making excuses
>>25295257
Trying to do that and failing again and again just makes you spirall even deeper into self hate tho.
Who here is the Jeb Bush of their family?
>Least liked family member
>Sperglord
>Always outshined by someone
>Can't attract people
>Failing constantly
>try to say something relevant to the conversation
>get ignored even after 5 attempts at saying it
>tell my mom something I'm proud of
>"wow anon that's really something"
>she then proceeds to walk away and ignore me for the rest of the day
And then they act shocked and sad when I tell them I want to move out of state
>>25295066
It's so obvious he has autism. He was just born before autism was discovered so he wasn't diagnosed.
only child here, i can't be the least liked member of the family because im the only member of the family
