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Who else /socialanxiety/ here?
>Be me
>Fat black kid at the time, transfer school cause of bullying
>Dad dies, we move houses
>Gay dad, was adopted
>Move to nice new neighborhood, no people my age, but whatever
>River rock landscaping spread in front of lawn, taking up a lot of space
>Dad makes me shovel rock
>prisonlabor.avi
>First day moved in, girl and her mom show up
>Welcome us to neighborhood, etc
>Eyes focus on girl
>qt3.14, probably a 7/10
>Way out of my league
>She invites me to go swimming at her place(Her house in in front of a lake)
>Her house is just a few blocks away from mine, say I'll go
>Ditch work and shower and get ready
>Not obese, but overweight enough that I'm super fucking uncomfortable with my body
>Go to her house, she has a few friends over
>Both girls, one of them is a mixed black girl, same age as her, and her little sister, who was 10
>mfw I forgot that swimming meant girls in bikinis
>Get in water, play games like tag in water
>Meaning I would have to touch her
>fuckyes.jpg
>Everytime I'm it, I go for her
>Instead of just touching her, I wrap my arms around her
>Hard as diamonds, don't think she notices
Fast forward a few weeks
>So she's over at my place with a few of her friends, we're playing truth or dare
>Her friend has been always talking about some thing called "birthday" around me, obviously some code for something
>One of the question gets asked, "Who would you date in this room
>Zoe says me
>mytimeisnow.gif
>Of course, she only said that because the room was full of girls, but whatever
>Eventually, things escalate and we start sort of dating
>We haven't kissed or anything, but held hands and cuddled
>I hadn't even really had many friends before, this was a big step for me
>Her mom lets me take care of the dogs when they go out on trips and stuff, get payed $200 for a week
>Zoe stops talking to me for some reason, I come to her house and her mom says she's not home
>Start getting really paranoid, thinking that she hates me
cont.
>>25299825
>Who else /socialanxiety/ here?
It ruined my life.
Learn how to code malware and sell it to kids on the internet, never have to leave your house.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCIKdjVooQ0
>woke up at 14:00
>it is now past 2am
>been up for only 12 hours
>absolutely exhausted
why the fuck am I tired
I don't want to sleep but at the same time, I really want to
>>25299813
You're tired because you never fucking get out of bed or your computer chair.
>>25299902
Hey, I'm on holiday until the 10th so I'll do whatever the fuck I want.
At the moment I just mince around in pyjamas talking shit to women on online dating websites. In fact my biggest fear at the moment is this crazy hot blonde brazilian chick that wants to video chat with me over skype but I live nexdoor to my parents and grandma on opposite sides of my room and this house is the least soundproof in the western world. So I'm avoiding her. But I wonder how long I can avoid her before she loses interest entirely if she hasn't already.
My problems: the thread.
Well fucker, its 2 fucking am, you cant not be tired at that time unless you just waked up from sleeping a lot. And I mean anything less than 7 hours (may vary from person to person) will make you feel like shit, since we are hardwired to be asleep at that time. You cant really do much.
>tfw my older sister beats me up and makes me smell and lick her feet.
I hated my childhood, hope that bitch dies.
Who else had evil siblings?
>>25299622
is this the femdom thread
>>25299639
Perhaps...... you tell me
>That old older sister that would masturbate and torture you by moaning loud enough to give you blue balls
Why are women so much more interesting to men as men are to women? no one ever answerd V Wolfs question
>>25299594
because men compete for women, women just say yes to the guy they want basically
getting a good woman requires a lot of hard work
getting a good man requires patience
Women don't care about male feels.
>>25299594
Because men are le more enlightened tbqh
What are things you do that could put you on a government watchlist?
>watch ISIS propaganda videos
>obsess over serial killers, Nazis and terrorists
>post on Stormfront
Point out dangers of 'psychedelic' drugs.
>implying they have the time or the need to track everyone that watches edgy videos on youtube
>>25299558
meh
>>25299523
wut
Where did my life go so wrong?
Don't even have lighting in this bathroom
More pics plox
>>25299450
Here's behind the toilet
>>25299413
I'd say it started when you began barricading yourself in the bathroom with microwaves.
Would it be possible to stream on twitch full time and start making enough money to live off of within 2 years? I feel like I would be semi-entertaining and im not incredibly ugly so I think I could make it work but how likely would it be for me to get lucky influxes of viewers?
>>25299394
That would all depend on what you consider enough money and if you're an attractive grill or not, wouldn't it?
Absolutely. If you stream 5-7 days a week and average 500-1000 viewers you should get by.
And don't hope for 'lucky influxes', stand out from the crowd. Preferably by being better or funnier than the rest.
Post your stream and I'll check it out when it's up
How do you live with the fact that there is realistically no point in living? We don't have a goal we accomplish at the end of our lives, rather we just spend our lives waiting to die. Spend your life trying not to die and for what? Nothing happens just because you manage to stay alive until you're 100.
I'm going to kill myself now that I've realized this, probably sometime in January.
This is a good feel, anon. That means YOU can decide what you want to spend your life doing.
We don't just spend our lives waiting to die. Humans do things that make themselves and others feel happy, and that's the root of everything we do. I really value that.
>>25299275
Its a waste to kill yourself, just travel in a desert or something, go adventure and forget about all the responsibilties.
>>25299275
>I'm going to kill myself
>kill myself
>myself
way to be efficient to the end, wagecuck
>Be nice to everyone on 4chan except robots
>Always polite with who I respond with
>With robots I am always harsh, vitriolic, confrontational, and sometimes I even make threats
I just hate you all so much
Hate is just as strong as love. Keep feeling strong emotions for us pham.
>>25299229
Stupid frogposter. Stupid, Stupid Frogposter.
>vitriol
using that word is the best litmus test for redditfaggotry
>talk to chick
>few days later get ghosted
Every time without fail. Why do women do this?
>>25299135
Because they like to think they're perfect and that they've never wronged anyone. So by not rejecting you straight out and just doing nothing, they haven't done anything "wrong" or "bad".
What is "ghosted"?
>>25299135
Don't ever text her wait for her to text you.. Then respond once and not again for like 8+ hours. Then bitches think they need to work to get you.
Trust me bro I know this shit. texting girls is like speaking Klingon. They have different rules
If you do, what fetishes are you into?
I like yaoi, Nazis and I've developed a fetish for dominating isis soldiers
>>25299192
Where do you even find
>dominating isis soldiers
hentai? Sounds bad desu
>>25299120
bumperino threaderino please no banerino
you like my drawing? it's for a zine me and a friend are writing
No not really it's pretty dumb and not very good
>>25299095
i'm not sure if b8 but it looks like a hairy vagina
fixed that 4u OPee
>girl in store wishes me a merry christmas
>spend christmas alone and depressed
Who else /absolutelyfiendish/ here?
>>25299079
>coworker asks if I got anything nice for christmas
>say yes, show her new watch
>actually didn't get anything and just happened to buy a watch recently
>>25299228
>buying watches
why
they serve no purpose
just take your phone out of your pocket or look at the clock on the wall
>>25299274
More convenient to look at your wrist rather than reach for your phone, and also they're more interesting (if you get a mechanical one).
ITT post your 2 elements and your super power
>ice and shadow
>stoping time
electric and wind
rune magic.
Electricity and Air
Teleportation
What kind of faggotry is this?
Seems like none have time for me ever
>>25298867
I have time for you anon. How was your xmas?
>>25298867
ya i know sucks huh
>>25298915
I had dinner with family (my dad did not come)
the rest of christmas I soent in my room like the rest of my familiy
