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So, you realize that eventually everything you post online will be made public, right? Even if it's "anonymous". Some day anyone will be able to search your name and see a list of everything you ever wrote.
What's your plan?
>>25298827
Ayy lmao if anyone still remembers me and cares by then, they will learn the full extent of my autism.
Social suicide? Sounds elegant desu senpai.
>>25298827
I'm not relevant enough for anyone to care what I post.
>23
>dropped out of highschool because of depression
>unemployed/unemployable
>no friends
>still 100% dependent on parents
>feel like a 15 year old
how do I move on from this?
>>25298824
>how do I move on from this?
Go back to school, then college?
>>25298866
actually do something
>>25298824
Get your GED and start college.
I am in the same situation, I took the opposite route. I'm now a 25-year-old NEET.Except I'm female so I got married and became housewife. I just suck dick all day, iron my husbands clothes and keep the house clean for him.Good luck OP!
>Hey, why do you always eat your meals alone in your room? Come here and eat with us instead, for once!
They look autistic
>Two Pepsi bottles
>wheel chair
>in a gay tree house
Fuck white people.
I'd wheely love to, but I have a crippling obsession with anime and I couldn't stand to keep my waifu waiting.
>>25299438
sick burns
Where do I find a gf that won't cheat on me?
>>25298724
The year 1950.
>>25298738
I'm serious, anon
No woman has ever put her lips around my foreskin and lived to tell the tale
fiction OP.
they dont see you as a partner
They see you as a convenient opportunity until they get bored of you and cheat to get
"new experiences"
dont bother to find that irl.
My fellow fourchannys, my mommy found my tendies stache. God I hope she doesn't find my honey mustard dipping sauce stache too. I wouldn't be concerned except I don't have enough /goodboypoints/, what do I do? Has anyone else had this problem?
Pic related is me
You aren't funny or amusing
>>25298579
Nice spouting as many memes in a thread faggot
Kid just found the Know Your Meme topic for "tendies" and thinks he's funny
>>25299888
Fuuuuuck you.
Tendies was literally the funniest thing on this board in years.
But no, you guys have to have you space to cry and be faggots about not having GFs.
What's the most fucked up non-porn movie you've seen?
Video Macumba
I use the term "not porn" loosely.
Schindler's List. So fucked.
def a serbian film
>180cm
>112kg
what should i do, walk around the room?
>>25298542
>184cm
>105kg
It could be way worse anon, it's not that bad.
>>25298542
drink less soda desu
>>25298542
>>/fit/
>>sticky
Cheating is so frowned upon, people actually applaud property damage, assault and any number of things that would humiliate or hurt said cheatee. How do you guys feel about this?
Personally, I could not give THAT much of a shit. I mean, sure, it's pretty shitty to do but the amount of scorn they have for cheatees you'd think they were rapists or something.
>>25298414
The cheater, not the cheatee. The cheatee is the one who is cheated on, the cheater does the cheating.
>>25298414
There's a few key things needed to maintain a civilization: a government which promotes order and cooperation, agriculture which readily feeds the people, infrastructure to allow efficient commerce and stable monogamous (or polygamous if you have a large male slave or military force) relationships that give incentives for males to work and allow adults to focus on things other than sexual competition. When the latter is shattered through infidelity, adults focus less on whatever productive thing they're doing and instead focus on sexual competition. You might as blow up a bridge or burn down a cornfield.
I have cheated. I certainly deserve punishment. I was assaulted afterwards, which I also deserved.
I also felt extremely upset, sad, guilty and ashamed of what I did. I did not enjoy it and attempted to kill myself a couple times over what happened. Memories fade though and I don't feel so suicidal now. I suppose the most appropriate punishment is for someone to cheat on you.
How much different would your life be right now if you weren't ugly?
Very different. Al thought it did teach me something about how humans work.
>>25298382
you should rename the file to something cumshot related
not different
being around people make me feel like trowing up
what do you do when a friend is getting bored of you, but you're not bored of him?
You move on and be sad, or don't move on and be even sadder... up to you
>>25298368
Online friend or real friend?
>>25298541
online.
>blox
I don't get it.
Do you?
>>25301999
If you get it you spent too much time on fetish sites.
Just like you spent too much time on far right sites if you get something like
>more like (((( 14/88 )))) amirite?
Lol, took me a minute.
>>25301999
topkek
its a nigger joke
>get called a dumb frogposter
>hide the thread, contemplate suicide, and browse another board for a few hours to try to get my mind off of it
Stupid tadpole OP.
Dude i thought i was the only oneS
. I rarely get (you)s so when i get mean ones it fucks my whole day up. Such is the life of a neet
We can be jerks sometimes, but we're as autistic and friendless as you so don't take it to heart
>you will never be tall
Tall autist unifag here.
It's not that great.
>classmates all recognize me, i can't even remember their names
>"You should play basketball anon!"
>hard to get in most cars
>hard to find clothes/shoes that fit properly
>get attention I don't want, would rather be left alone
>exercising is slowly but steadily ruining my joints
Being tall is just a different set of problems.
>inb4 roasties like tall men meme
I'm posting here. I was never a candidate for any of that.
>>25298333
>implying most of /fit/ isn't manlets
>>25298333
6'3 and girls treat me as if i were 5'3. you still have a nice face or else being tall is worthless.
Would you break up with a girl you've been with for a year and have a deep relationship with because she doesn't like sucking dick?
I stuck with this chick for a year with no sex/leading me on with sex and she's just now starting to get sexual with me sort of. She sucked me off one time it pretty much sucked and she did it only like half a minute. Now she says she doesn't lime sucking dick. I'm not sure if I wanna be with someone who isn't willing to suck my dick.
If you're circumcised blowjobs don't feel like anything.
YMMV if they left you some of your frenulum.
They're a huge waste of time otherwise.
>>25298266
Yeah, that would definitely be a dealbreaker for me. I mean if she doesn't care enough about what you want to slobber on the old knob for a few minutes then that's a problem.
>>25298266
The only good sex is intercourse or maybe a titty fuck here or there but I will never understand BJs or HJs. YOU DON'T GIVE A WOMAN THAT KIND OF POWER IN THERE MOUTH OR HANDS
Who /missed out/ here? Im only 19 but it feels like I haven't lived a life at all. We were going through pictures of my brothers teenage years and he was constantly surrounded by people, girlfriends, fun memories along the lines of pic related. He lead an interesting life. I don't have any pictures like those. I was just always alone. And no matter how hard I try with people, I probably always will be. I don't know how to fix it.
>>25298175
Some people win, some people lose. Get over it or kill yourself.
>>25298175
yup.
spent my whoel life in front of the computer, when people meet me they can automatically tell im autismo theres no escaping it
>>25298175
You're only 19 you fucking dip. High school is nothing because everyone's a little kid
