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Why don't you just get a qt goth gf, my fellow robots?
Born a generation (or two) too late. Goths were a gen X thing.
>>25290021
This.
Anyone else notice the wide variety of people has kinda died in the past decade? No more Goths, no more anything really, everyone's kinda the same.
The only kind of goth girls nowadays, pastel goth or w/e that term for light goth is, actively avoid me for some reason. I'm not even unattractive, but for some reason I can't figure out the secret to attracting these girls. They're so goddamned qt.
>be me
>be fembot
>browsing pharmacy
>pick up the bread, beginning to go to cash
>a fat lumbering pakistani, with open mouth and a empty gaze stands around
>he spots me
>talks over to me and asks if I "s-s-spent c-c-christmas at h-home" completely confused and disoriented. Making weird eye contact with me
>I don't answer him, and people don't usually talk to me so I don't answer him
>I say "Pardon"
>He says "Uhhh... d-did you have a n-nice a holiday"
>"Uh Yeah"
>Turns around, breathes heavily out of his mouth and walks away
Was he a robot?
Why would he do this to me? .
there is no such thing as fembot
>>25289851
>female
>robot
Fuck off stacy you can't keep getting away with this just because you have a vagina
he was trying to recruit you, OP. You didn't fall for it. Good job.
Is /r9k/ satire? I have a hard time believing there are this many virgins and NEETs living in the society? Do all of you believe in the total genocide of people with normal social lives? Why? Why not become like them? How fucking hard is it to a make conversation with someone?
>>25289824
50/50 senpai desu
Bloxxxx
Virgin NEET living on neetbux reporting in
can't talk to people or be a normie due to mental illness
Hard enough that I have to spend my time here. I don't, can't relate to people since I'm a 24 KV.
The pope says atheists get to go to heaven anyways
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/pope-francis-assures-atheists-you-don-t-have-to-believe-in-god-to-go-to-heaven-8810062.html
>Christians still bother going to church and donating when you can get the benefits for free
>Tfw robots are getting autismbux AND free heaven
>>25289666
Why the fuck do Christians insist on watering down their religion?
It's embarrassing.
>>25289709
>Lumping all christians with cuckolics
Wew lad
>>25289747
>My southern baptist church is more legitimate than all of Vatican City
>The pope doesn't represent me
o rly
>tfw playing Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask on my 3DS while wrapped up in a blanket and watching Turner Classic Movies
What games do you play to get comfy?
>>25289647
Ocarina of time. I use my N64 though.
Monster hunter 4 is really comfy. A friend gave me his for christmas and i'm enjoying it a lot.
>>25289647
>tfw currently in Southern Swamps on the second day while it's raining outside and being covered in a blanket in the corner of my couch, having only my night lamp on
Ultimate comfortable situation
What exactly is it, that makes women hateable?
>>25289610
They have something you want but you can only have it if they choose to give it to you. They aren't interested in giving it to you and give it to other people instead and you resent them for this.
That's what male privilege looks like, lol
>>25289878
Fuck off, tumblr-fag
It is so frustrating I wanna cry.
Has anyone seen this?
(spoilers ahead)
I just want to distract myself from my miserable, isolated life, seeing this makes it worse. Is it supposed to be funny that he getsthe unbearable wench instead of the blonde one who doesn't mindfuckingthe disgustingfatguy?
Please do not watch any new media, it will make you kill yourself.
>>25289557
And yes, they are doing it on purpose.
>>25289557
>any new media
What do you mean?
OK senpai I will ask again... I want to live the trap life but I think I'm too tall (5'9). How can I LOSE some of my height? My ideal is about 5'6. Would you guys know any tips to get shorter? Is it possible without cosmetic surgery?
>>25289428
>>>/lgbt/
On topic, being 5'9" as a trap isn't even bad you fucking faggot.
Your height is just fine kouhai!
-pets little kouhai-
>>25289428
No, it's not happening. And you aren't too tall either. 5'8 trap myself, would like to be 5'4 or so though.
>woman talks to me
>there's a little niglet playing around her
Everytime
I hope that once, just once, I get to see the daddy along side of his mixed niglet baby.
>>25289334
And? Jesus christ you guys are so pathetic.
>Complain about how women only want immature Chads
>Complain about how women don't value people's character and just want Chad's money/muscles/penis
And then you meet a nice, mature girl and you decide she's "not worthy" of your attention because she's a mother? pathetic. Not at all surprising that immature manchildren like you are virgins. You'll grow out of this eventually and that's the saddest part. When you're 30, you'll be BEGGING for a single-mother to come your way because you'll realize all of the other women are going to be immature and will just want to have children as quickly as possible, whereas single-mothers already have children and are not interested in shacking up with someone just to produce offspring, plus years of caring for another living being has made them MATURE AND GROUNDED, you fucking pathetic manchild.
You're just an immature little virgin 20 year old I bet, if you're not a pathetic bottom-feeder you'll grow out of this nonesense and actually man up and start acting like you don't have a vagina. Real men aren't scared of becoming a child's father and being there for him if he loves the child's mother.
Picture VERY related.
>>25289465
Ultimate cuckold, gentlemen
Reminder that the second futanari becomes a reality, men will serve no purpose but as a fuckhole for the superior futanari master gender
>>25289295
Tranny threads belong to /lgbt/
Gtfo faggot
I just really don't know what to say to you. Where did it go wrong man? Where did things go so wrong that you ended up posting about futanari masters?
Think it through.
>>25289295
But if chicks can implant huge dicks, SO CAN MEN.
And we'll be better at dickimplanting than women, too. Hell, I'll graft FIVE DICKS. I'll put DICKS ON MY BALLS.
YOU CAN'T STOP ME.
Does anyone here work at Target?
I'm a NEET who needs to get a job and I was told Target is a good place to start, and it's easy to socialize with co workers here.
>>25289118
Nah I never worked at target but retail is a good first job since you don't need experience, if you want to be someone though keep applying to better positions like paid internships or government jerbs
>>25289118
I used to. Worked overnight stock. Was easy and comfy. Generally had an aisle to myself, but there was still enough time when moving around to talk to people if I wanted to, which I didn't. Could even listen to music or something. Overnight means no customers bothering you. As far as shitty pay jobs go, I'd recommend it.
>implying target is entry level
you better at least look like a model
Does anyone else's mom make them wear their nighttime diapers for the rest of the day if they don't have a bedwetting accident that night? She says it's best to just wear them so they're not going to waste, but I fucking hate having to keep my diapers on when I don't fucking need them.
I guess it's just me then. Damn.
>>25289364
>>25289020
fuck off with your le funny xdd bullshit to facebook /b/ faggot
>>25289726
This man has a problem and you speak to him this way?
What is your fetish: more options edition
http://poal.me/w0xjwf
>>25288998
>only 1 choice allowed
;______;
>>25289038
the site doesn't allow multiple choices and there's too many options for strawpoll
F U T A N A R Ioriginal i swear
why are most people so obedient and passive? they question nothing. critical thinking and having opinions is actually rare as fuck
am i just better than everyone else?
>>25288916
Well what's the fucking payoff of being right?
Does it makes you more loved? more popular? safer? rich? No.
>>25288916
r9k h8s a nice b8 m8
How does it feel to finally hit the teenage angst phase?
>>25288962
Also this. If there's no benefit to something why do it?
Well robots?
Are you a true ally?
I CAN'T FUCKING READ YOUR SHIT
This is excellent
Go on, keep attacking the people who support you, they might finally wake up to your bullshit
>>25288886
Dont forget about my right to choose boyim!
My body my choice! Now give me some funding money boyim, these procedures aint gunna pay for themselves!!
