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>be me
>get into an argument with my physics professor
>at some point he denies he said something
>my retarded brain decides it's time to repeat everything he previously said to prove my point
>IT'S_ON.jpg
>automatically start quoting him in a stupid tone
>after a few seconds I realize what I am doing
>it's too late to go back at this point, I must finish my speech
>continue quoting him in the most autistic voice
>nervously sweating
>whole fucking class staring at me
>finish talking
>professor is dumbfounded
>I'm practically shitting myself at that point
>"Uh, I guess you are right, sorry for my mistake anon. "
>>25286047
I would like to meet the person who drew the duck/horse one (I know the same person drew all of them, but I'd like to meet the person who's thought of inter-species, but non-human relationships).
I had a good laugh, brother. Cheer up, they probably thought you were autistic before this.
>>25286047
>>be me
Well you don't say!
Who the fuck else are you supposed to be?
I love u /r9k/
>>25286045
Even the weebs ? Even the homos ?
I love you too, ya faggot
>>25286093
no, only the fembots
off yourself degenerate
Who /excited for part 4/ here?
>posting that normie with his shitty hair
GET
OUT
OF
MY
MORIOH
Overrated trash. I read the first two parts and the first was plain horrible. The second was decent until the end. Excellent character design, but the action is so unclear and far fetched, that it's a pain to read. For example the whole situation with Kars being blown to space by that vulcano and JoJo surviving. I felt a mixture or disgust and ridicule at how retarded that was.
>>25286071
YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT HIS HAIR!?
>have cute autistic friend who's really into RWBY
>see her hanging around other cute autistic grills who are into RWBY
>decide to join a RWBY facebook group
>it's full of autistic grills and some of them are cute
>cringe material all over the place
What is RWBY?
>>25285988
rbweez nuts
>>25285988
probably some gay weeb shit
Tfw someone comes in and orders 80 fucking nuggets
what is that like one basket. also i wonder if they knew how they looked before they get breaded they would still eat them...
>>25285925
another day another dollar wagecuck
get used to it
:^)
>>25285925
>it was a NEET from /r9k/
Which one of you faggots was it
>>25285951
They bounce. That's all I'm gonna say. Drop one on the floor, it bounces like rubber. Haven't eaten them since I discovered that years ago.
Where were you when your favorite speedrunner became a trap?
>>25285916
I still can't believe he did it. Gosh he's so disgusting now... RIP Cosmo
>favourite
>Not cavemanDCJ
That category is arbitrary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHA1qxsLH-0
i knew it would happen but nobody listened, phil if you're reading this i told u so
can we lock this board for a whole month? this shit hole has became a husk of what it once was
theres literally 0 resemblance to what it was back in 2007
>threads last for 30 minutes before being trashed
>lgbt fags filling up literally every thread with their trap shit
>"fembots" which are comprised of normalfag females and baiting betas appearing everday
>/b/tier garbage actually being the normal
if we locked this board for at least a month or MAYBE 2, then by then all the normalfags and fembots would have shitted somewhere else up, thereby returning this board to a slow-paced depression general instead of this normalfag "hur fembot here, btw guis im actually a girl!" garbage
This is a good idea. This board isn't even what it was in October, let alone in 2007. I don't even know what's going on anymore.
Don't you remember what happened last time it was deleted? When mootles brought it back it was even more of a cesspit than it was before. So yeah, that'll definitely work.
>>25285883
It's changed heavily since the robot was reactivated.
>Penis in Onahole
>Aneros prostate massager in butt
I don't understand why anybody would need a woman.
those prostate massagers are the most overpriced things ive ever seen next to cigarettes
>>25285846
Worth every dollar.
What can I use to reach my prostate? My finger is just a little too short to get to it.
>be black
>small penis
There's no point in living
>>25285826
>be black
Theres no point in living
>>25285826
post ur dick daddy
>>25285826
>be tall
>almost as skinny as spooky skeleton
>average penis
>below average face
I hate to interrupt r9k's fantasies but being tall doesn't count for anything unless you have all of the other features to go with it.
If you're lonely, why don't you get a dog?
My parents don't want pets in the house.
I have two. They help a bit but not nearly enough.
>>25285705
because i hate filthy animals
Hiroyuki seems like a reasonable guy. Do you think he will force fembots to be our gfs?
>>25285662
He isn't a miracle worker
Why the fuck even bother posting here? I hate my life.
>>25285697
but he is a surgeon of love
how the fuck am i supposed to find a drug dealer when you're in your 20's and aren't at school? my drug dealer from highschool stopped dealing. god damn /r9k/ i just want to get high.
Darknets you idiot. Im sure you have a visa debit card at least to buy bitcoins with.
Would it kill you to go to the city or just lurk around your own town
Ask people
>>25286166
Not all of us live in San Francisco you faggot
The only scenario where I would want a baby is where one of my rich celeb waifus got pregnant and raised the child by herself.
I would occasionally visit
>>25285569
Who here has a strong pregnant fetish? Or is that even a fetish?
>>25285611
Everything is a fetish
>>25285611
wanting to impregnate a woman is a fetish that goes back 370 million years ago
>requirements for men to MAYBE get a gf
>be rich/at least 80k job
>facial aesthetics
>smart
>funny, confident and socially dominant (this one is extremely important)
>years of weightlifting and dieting
>have interesting but still mainstream hobbies
>lots of friends
>be tall
>requirements for women to guaranteed get a bf
>exist
>that's it, just exist
>(optional) don't be fat
Remember this the next time you hear about how "lonely" or "FA" a cunt is.
eh lick my clit fatass
Requirement for a guy to have a girlfriend:
>Approach enough women.
Requirement for a girl to have a boyfriend:
>Approach a handful of guys, usually one.
Alternately she could just hook in an orbiter.
>>25285582
>requirement for a girl to get bf
>literally just respirate
>>25285562
>>>>>females<<<<< on 4chan
What kinds of threads do you guys like? Every time I make one I disappoint everyone and it gets no replies.
>>25285472
Maybe /b/'s more your thing.
racebait/flamewar
write something like
BBC
SMALL ASIAN MANLETS
HOW CAN WHITES POSSIBLE COMPETE
= ez bait
Start a black twitter thread. Butthurt will ensue
