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Greetings, when I get hungover I become horny. When I get horny I start writing random girls on facebook. If I want to prevent this HELP ME JERK OFF.
I need a female specimen, with the cam on. You can show face, or tittays (But face as well, I don't work with only tittays). You can masturbate as well, or don't.
Yep.
I guess asking here as well is not a big deal
polloaviariato123 for skype
Lonely robots add me as well, but no homo
>>25286621
If you are having trouble ejaculating, you should consider seeing a doctor.
>>25286654
I have no trouble, but I don't want to look at porn or use lmao my imagination.
Wow!!! I am a girl and so horny too...gonna eat breakfast then see you on Skype! Facial hair just turns me on so much, I wanna pet your beard :3
white males of r9k, how does it feel knowing that the only chance you will have at having a gf is by being with a 2/10 Asian girl?
A loser like you is in no position to judge others. The world would be better without you.
>>25286635
This is your future anon
>mmmm not much to look at but at least i can brag that she's Asian
What makes ugly women think anyone gives a fuck about them
>>25286507
dudes will still pretend they care for sex
part 2 of cancer
>>25286507
the same that makes ugly men think anyone dont give a fuck about them
protip: you misunderstood that btw
Feminism is all about white men hate. Prove me wrong.
>>25286450
I'd fuck her, but she probably doesn't wear deodorant and smells, she has hairy pits too.
Can't.
Here in Sweden they even defend Islam, which is the most patriarchal and sexist culture on the planet. But whiteys can't take up too much space on the bus, that's unacceptable.
the whole liberal narrative exists as a means for the weak and feeble to feed off the naturally superior
I will start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_QsPuKtI3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TLulYTwO1k
Giles Corey is the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zmXOKAom_Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4QQ7HYYdWw
>tfw jerked off like crazy during adolescence
>tfw small dicked adult
Did I accidentally reduce my T levels and impact the growth on my penis size?
no
masturbation in no way affects penis size
No, but you made yourself more of a pussy and beta in that time.
>>25286409
What are you, the penis expert in growth?
>tfw my Chad friend fucked my crush in my bed
>tfw it's the only action that bed has ever gotten
Hold me robots
>>25286405
I would not tolerate that desu
Did she leave a wet spot stain?
If so have you sniffed/licked it?
pls no beta uprising
forgive him for he did not know
2016 normie meme prediction thread:
>normies will post less sad pepes and more smug
>internet normie irony will in general go from depression to smugness like it did on 4chan years back
>"cuck" will replace "fuckboy" as the term Stacys and instagram/tumblr/twitter addicted bitches use to insult guys they consider unattractive
>normies will continue to shape their pop culture tastes to coincide with the 90s, as ironically liking mase & piff daddy tier hiphop and early early numetal tier whatever (think korn & deftones & white zombie circa 95, not linkin park and disturbed circa 2001)
>normies will continue to dress more like /fa/ clowns and /fa/ clowns will cry in their jeggings about it
>>25286350
>>normies will continue to dress more like /fa/ clowns and /fa/ clowns will cry in their jeggings about it
This is the worst part, i lurk /fa/ for months to be ahead of normies, spend hunderd of bucks and then 5 months later zara and h&m steal everythig and normies think they came up with it
REEEEEE
>>25286350
I too wonder if cuck will really/truly hit the mainstream
Seems unlikely for some reason.
>>25286350
Holy shit, I can totally see cuck replacing fuckboi. FUCKING NORMIESSSS
what do you neets do in ur day
Jerk my Weiner to 2d anine porn
Browse 4chan. HBU?
Drugs, man. Specially alcohol and weed. Such a cheap way to kill time.
What's wrong with my eyes /r9k/?
Is it the lack of sleep, the stress, the anxiety, or the depression? Why can't I sleep at night anymore?
something something jews
You look tired as fuck. Get some medication or get drunk
>>25286302
this is how I always look though
>tfw no beard
>>25286239
Chad chin, but shit jawline. Chew hard gum for a few months to thicken those masseter muscles
>>25286258
Desu that's actually good advice thanks
>>25286285
more like terrible advice actually
<--- OH...>tfw you can't stop your mind gearing up for Monday's grind
maybe you should meditate or something, you only need to put your mind off it to take away the feelings you have right now
>>25286172
Must be a horrible feeling.
>>25286172
>tfw neet /goodson/
Well fellow robots my days NEETdom are numbered. My dad just talked to me about how he's tired of me doing nothing and I need to find a job. Problem is I've tried to find a job, but I've never had one so no one's going to fucking hire me. So he said I should try volunteering somewhere. He wants me to be the ultimate cuck, working for no pay.
>>25286061
Well you are still living with your dad why? Heck man I'm like 19 and live off the government just get some autismbux and youre made for life.
>>25286061
I'm too tired to give an in depth response to that. Don't volunteer. Go to a temp agency. They'll get you a job. It will suck.
>>25286061
thats what you get for being a pathetic NEET faggot you degenerate parasite
I stil miss my ex 9 months after the break up. What do?
Just keep waiting robot, it's going to take a long time. Took me probably 2 or 3 years for me to get over her.
Beat her to death with a pipe and then suicide by cops.
I miss a gf I had 6 years ago anon
Some of them just don't go away
>Literally everything about your appearance and everything you do is cringeworthy
No matter what I do to try to avoid it, I wind up doing it in some other way.
>>25286049
it's called being ugly and autistic
>>25286083
I'm not actually autistic, so I can't even use that as an excuse.
Even when Omega you're still a Beta.
