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>be me
>be African-American
>attend predominantly Caucasian college
>go to lunch
>get in line to swipe my ID card
>old white lady swiping cards and handing them back to the students
>my turn
>she swipes my card, I reach out to take it and she tosses it on the desk
>smile at her, grab my card and walk away
Why is this happening to me?
Your people have aids
because you are an African-American
It's just the side effects of being born genetically inferior on every way. No big deal my nigger.
Since my normie room mates are gone I've been beating their dog and cats and making the dog stay out in the freezing cold for hours.
I'm going to spray it with water and put it outside tomorrow they'll be back soon so the fun will end.
>hurting animals
>not taking revenge on normies
Kill yourself faggot
That sounds like a lot of work. I hope you get away with it <3
Good. Disable those pieces of flesh.
Just popped 5 caffeine(250mg) pills and washed it down with a cup of coffee.
am I going to die?
>>25306839
nah, unless you have some sort of heart defect. won't be pleasant i bet, though.
Maybe. You should vomit. Don't go to sleep. Any bad signs call 911. People have had their hearts get fucked from less than that.
just gonna document my experience for the next hour here.
That face when normalfag as fuck, and there's absolutely nothing you can do to make me leave
Posting from my phone
>>25306784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy_J1YMzfNM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhKGtgcZghc
No one cares, OP
>>25306997
>>25306920
You guys hate normies so much, but have such awful removal methods.
tsk tsk
>tfw love this girl in my class
>she is so gorgeous, pretty, and beautiful
>would do anything to win her companionship
>listen to her talk to BBC (black people) all during class and I'm too quiet to say a word to anyone.
>instead sit alone
>scared to look at her
>always looking at her instagram on my sisters instagram because she's on private and i'm too scared to follow her
>i would do anything for her
>i love her
>she doesn't even know who i am
As productive as doing nothing has been for you, try instead doing anything else.
>>25306778
Just get Lupus for white people.
>>25306800
But I love her. She is so attractive and elegant.
Why are most women cheating whores now a days?
Women have always been cheating whores, it's just nowadays instead of being punished for it, they get cheered on by Feminists and Betas who think they have a chance at pussy by approving of everything a female does
>>25306720
feminism makes them unaccountable for their decisions
>>25306895
This picture represents it perfectly
When those stupid fucks won't shut their traps, some guy pipes up, and as soon as he does all the land whales flip on him like he just killed someone
Disabled adblock to see what sites looked like with ads, Turned it back on and ads are still there, Cleared cache and restarted and they're still there, Downloaded Edge and Element Hiding and still there.
What do I do?
Leave it on? It ain't that bad.
I leave adblock off on 4chan since it's one of the very few websites that don't have invasive ads. I use 4chan everyday, so Hiro/Moot or whoever in charge can get some profit for me visiting everyday.
support the website that allows you to socialize when your living situation prevents you from connecting to others in real life
>>25306538
>>25306674
Shills please
Does anyone here use incense? If so, post your favorite.
Nagchampa master race. Literally the only acceptable incense
>>25306461
I feel like Lord Budah smell great, from the dollar general with the egg roll and fortune cookie on the bag
>>25306461
brand in pic is Kayuragi Sandalwood in case any lurkers get curious
I want all of you robots to know that you aren't the problem. Society is.
Were you born 200 years ago, you would have been a star human. You would have married the neighbor girl and lived a happy life.
But the jews forced this shallow hookup culture and economic efficiency onto the world. Human relationships slowly morphed into the tinder swiping shit we have today.
This isn't your fault. The world is unnaturally fucked up.
Direct your hatred at those who deserve it, jews and nonwhites. Don't spend your money at jewish or nonwhite businesses, don't tip nonwhite or female workers, cut off any friendships you have with jews/nonwhites and do whatever you can to weaken their influence and quality of life. This is the only way to build a cohesive society.
If you want to learn more, we're always willing to teach over at /pol/. You are a pure person. Don't let your enemies demoralize you.
As compelling as the noncase is, nah.
>>25306377
This is some dip level b8 here
>>25306377
>Direct your hatred at those who deserve it, jews and nonwhites.
>nonwhites
Don't bring me into this, cracker.
why do people become worse when they gain confidence?
why do all the kids who had terrible acne and social problems and no self-esteem become self-important assholes when they mature?
i miss the purity of it all
why didnt i ever change like that?
>>25306373
do they actually become worse people, or am i just upset that i never changed or matured or found confidence or whatever?
>>25306373
It took me a while to realize this, but what modern society deems as "confidence" is actually dressed up arrogance. I was confused about this for the longest time and I have no idea why it took me so long to reach this conclusion when everything about society is just one fucked up lie after another.
>>25306513
everyone is pushing the "love yourself" thing so hard and i dont get it. it's just replacing insecurities with narcissism and that cant be good for anybody involved
why shouldnt i hate myself if im fat or have weird hair or some shit? shouldn't i want to improve myself or something like that?
Were things very different when Moot owned this website?
>>25306333
no
it was worse in some ways hiro listens to users at least
but i still miss mootykins
>>25306333
we had blackjack, and hookers
>>25306363
Moot didn't listen to his userbase?
> gf's dad died two months ago
> gf made pillows from his old shirts to give to family
> gf's sister comments on the large pillow size
> "lucky dad was a big guy"
> can't help it
> "FOR YOU!"
> complete silence for at least a minute
> conversation continues without me
> people barely talk to me for the rest of christmas
>>25306310
My condolences. This is why you only meme hard when you have a wingman to back you up. For example, if I were there, I'd wait a bit and then break the awkward silence with, "He actually did it, the absolute madman!" But for real, should've controlled your autism. Kill yourself.
>>25306414
Ah yes, the meme team. The ultimate dream.
>HE DIDNT MEME SO GOOD
Probably made up, but I did feel bad for knowing I'd be smirking to myself like an asshole in a situation like this.
>she waited until after she got her Christmas presents
Well I'm back
>>25306303
Ask for the shit you gave her on xmas back, tell her she's a whore for waiting until after she got your gifts
>>25306327
I think that would kill any glimmer of hope that she'll change her mind on this one. Especially considering most of her problems with me revolve around the fact that I don't have much money.
I thought about it though. Lord knows I'm so broke Id love to have that shit back and sell it for rent money but I don't think I have it in me.
I feel so knocked down right now. People can be so cold
>>25306533
She sounds like a gold digger, you really have no chance if you're broke.
What did you get her anyway?
Is there anything in the future that you're looking forward to other than your death?
I'm legitimately looking forward to virtual reality and robot sex. This is a non-meme opinion.
I really think it would make me and a lot of others much happier.
>>25306483
You just gave me something to look forward to now
>>25306483
This
Once immersive VR and sexbots come out I won't leave the simulation except to eat, shit and lament at how shitty the real world is
So did anyone of you go see the new Star Wars film? How was it?
I'll have to wait until next year's DVD release since my local cinemas have a no singles policy.
It was a solid movie man, thanks for the thread.
>>25306225
Not horrible, but not amazing. Rey was pretty shit, but she was missing the bitchy, self-centered personality most of these characters have so that was good.
I think ROTS was better, bite me.
>>25306225
Are you serious? Why would they deny the sale of a ticket? What is the purpose of a no singles policy?
