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Am i the only one who jizzes my pants when i see women play guitar?
On here? Probably, considering most of us consume too much porn to jizz that easily.
>>25313060
No, there are plenty of other manchildren who are fascinated when walking breasts and vaginas display some base level of ability in an already mediocre instrument.
>>25313104
>mediocre instrument
Ok
I tried alcohol for the first time, now my vision is blurry, I can't walk nor think straight and there's this fake sensation of happyness I know it's not actually real so I can't really enjoy it. How are you supposed to escape from reality using this? Not trying to be sarcastic, honest question. Any tips or something? Do I just drink more?
>>25313054
Yes you just drink more until your mind wanders and you do something stupid to sulk over rather than think about your shitty problems.
>>25313054
nope, you've got the whole experience
>>25313054
alcohol is pretty shit, i only drink because i have normie friends who insist that i do
any robots watch nascar? pretty neat to watch especially if you don't understand other sports
My brother likes it so I've been exposed but I never understood the appeal. Jimmy Johnson is qt tho
>neat
you mean boring and gay
>>25312982
Is that you reviewbrah?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6YrrmcHZvg
>those comments
But really how are you supposed to know? Women drop "hints" but if you have little or no experience with women you probably won't pick up on them.
>Not that into you
>Waiting that long to find out
>Not just fucking prostitutes up the ass
>With hoes you can tell she's into you by her . accepting your envelope of cash.
>Niggas realy need to stop wasting their time.
>>25313857
What?fuck the robot
How to really find out
>she doesn't ever talk to you first
>she doesn't laugh at your jokes, no matter how your autistic brain thinks how funny they are
>over social media her responses are mostly short answers, and questions never go beyond and u? :)
Okay wtf do I do now? What should I say
Want to Sara a cup of coffee with me next Tuesday at 3?
>Hey Sarah I love your hair
really? thanks *emojy*
>So where do you live?
xxx
>That's awesome we should go for a walk together and maybe get a coffee
yes that sounds nice
>Great give me your number so i can text you when and where we'll meet
>4532534
tadaaa
>>25312823
hello sarah i liked you because your attraction level is low enough that I think I have a chance
hru anyway bb?
Were you attractive as a teenager? When did it all go wrong?
I'm not ugly, just fat.
yep, got my photo reposted on some girls Facebook had hundreds of likes and got laid a half dozen times from social media as a result
I think to this day I could hop on tinder at any given point and have sex if I needed to, still depressed even with a girlfriend though
>>25312778
It's like normies don't even try anymore.
I should have left over a year ago.
>I'm pretty smart, but lazy
>but I had good grades in high school
>>25312759
I don't think it's unreasonable to say this as long as you don't mean it as a compliment
I mean general metrics of intelligence indicate that I'm intelligent but I'm a lazy useless piece of shit
If you mean to say that that's not meaningful and Real Intelligence comes from how well you use your abilities to succeed, I wouldn't disagree with that
>>25312759
The catchphrase of the millenial
Can you believe this?
https://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAloneWomen/
Damn reading some of these gives me sympathy for fembots. You guys usually have a myriad of character flaws and things you can improve but for a female you're basically worthless if you aren't attractive. I guess that's why black fembots are a large demographic of r9k users because 9 times out of 10 they are ugly as fuck, and even if they are successful people they are still worthless sacks of shit to men https://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAloneWomen/comments/3xmfgc/anyone_else_who_hasnt_even_come_close/
Why don't you guys over there, post a pic of yourself, a small description and tell them where you're from
These women are desperate and you will have your gf in no time
>forever alone women
>they're not really even alone
Not havinga bf for two weeks doesn't count as "forever alone".
If its so much harder to get a girlfriend why do i still not have a boyfriend?
I'll be your bf if you live in the Midwest
See?
because you're fat
>>25312586
Probably because you're an entitled cunt who thinks guys HAVE to make the first move
Go ask out a boy, you'll get one that says yes pretty quick
post some high def of Randy
>>25312559
...and we are done
Gold for my face!
For my faaace!
Frig off all of you
if not...what is your purpose in life?
>tfw bear caresses your hips while he fucks you so hard that you lose your senses and your asshole takes his dick's shape over time...becoming his worthless fuck toy for life
>>25312455
Go back to your board bitch
So this is what people mean when they say "you look like a faggot".
>>25312455
ive only ever made out with a guy, always wanted to go further but now i have a gf so thats out of the question
itt: reddit-tier phrases
>a friend of mine
>woah, dude
>bye, have a good one!
>>25312425
>fair
>marijuana
>mildly racey joke
>sup /board/
>bud
fycjyrskasdklasfaslksfa
Males:
>I'd date a depressed girl
>I could be yout shoulder to cry on if you need someone I'm here
>Maybe she's lonely, don't worry, I'll keep you company! It's cute! :)
Females:
>...
>>25312416
men are desperate and have the urge to protect. women aren't. what else is new
Females:
>awww, you look so sad! cheer up! ok bye. * it feels good to help people *
My girlfriend tried to help me through my depression, told me I can't be thrown a pity party and need to do things to improve my situation even if I don't feel well.
REN IS THE VILLAIN AND YALL JUST THE HOSTAGE
CRAZY MOTHAFUCKA NAMED ICE CUBE
STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON
IS A BROTHER THAT'LL SMOTHER YOUR MOTHER
AND MAKE YOUR SISTER THINK I LOVE HER
>>25313874
FROM THE GANG CALLED NIGGAS WITH ATTITUDE
Thought I'd let you guys know that the star of the new Star Wars film, Daisy Ridley, isn't a virgin, nor is she pure. In fact, here's a picture of her drinking with friends (underage drinking it looks like). And her love interest in the movie is black.
Sorry, robots.
>>25312293
Whoever thought that a 3d white woman could be anywhere near being pure is a fucktard anyway. I have only seen her in a couple of pics and webms and she strikes me as the typical braindead, easily impressionable white female that is also neurotic and would definitely get railed on black dicks because that's what her girlfriends do yoloo.
Couldn't care less.
>>25312293
all women older than 12 are whores anyway
>>25312293
Dude I fucked as young as 13 when I was in my teens too. You think I wouldn't know about women being degenerates?
