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If you could be a Chad, would you ?
Or would you prefer to be redpilled, but sad ?
>>25315990
Of course chad. Ignorance is bliss.
Most chads are redpilled and hate women, the only difference between them and us is that they have the looks/money/height/whatever to manipulate women into fucking them, though they still just see them as sex toys.
Redpill isn't real, you autist.
Behead all those who believe in Kylo Ren.
Star Wars canon only includes ep 4 5 & 6
There is no other Star Wars scripture beside the 6 hours of the Star-quarn.
This a hard line you have been warned.
star wars thread ?
>tfw legacy is canon
im not even sure where it goes, is mara jade real ? it's all so confusing
TFA was literally the best Star Wars movie so far.
>>25316202
One head rolls...
Who's next?
WHAT I LEARNED ON /r9k/ IS THAT
girls...... are................ sluts.
Mgtow are closet fags
>>25315849
Faggots are the only ones with a healthy sex life.
>wife made me sleep on the couch again
Where my couchbros at?
Boy oh boy, I sure do love me some unfunny false flagging.
>>25315845
>Where my Kuckbros at?
FTFY
I know that feel. My wife's boyfriend is sleeping over for the next two weeks while his house gets fumigated, so I'm crashing in the hammock outside.
At least it isn't cold.
I have been contacted by god, and I have built a relic as he instructed in order to communicate with him. I am the annonymous prophet, here to heal the earth.
these are the instructions.
build a relic, looking like pic related. wooden, single piece cross with curved sea shells containing purple dye. on the center, a similar shell, though black and dome shaped with a blue inside.
Present a relic to each person you intend to pray with.
consume the drug Marijuana, and then enter into a heated water source (natural is best). Begin to pray, and the relic will guide the awesome power of god into your heart.
Each time you pray, remove a shell off the cross, starting with the top going down, to the right going outward, to the bottom going up, and to the left going in. when you finally reach the blue shell, you have consumed the holy energy of the relic, and it is now tapt of resource.
I am but a man, inspired by the lord.
This is one of two things
>shitposting
>psychosis
>>25315842
Wew lad
pls do go on op
>>25315954
I've been here so long I can't tell the difference anymore
Give me something good
>>25315820
Wait till you see my hands
My cock is 4'11
>>25315820
"Can't wait to see your tiny childlike form impaled on my cock. Where do you live? I'll pick you up this Saturday."
>tfw internet friend has crush on me despite not revealing face or voice
what should i do?
Have you sent him/her a pic of you?
>>25315559
nope, i have not
inb4 muted
>>25315541
what do you talk about usually? it could just be that they're attention starved
Women hate thread? Women hate thread.
Post some shit that makes us hate women robot blox
>>25315522
i think these are trolls, because in all my time on tinder ive never seen anything like that
>>25315544
Even if not what do you expect from an 18 year old girl?
Maybe it's time to let go of the anger stage and just accept that some people are shitty and use the rage in the gym or something
>>25315544
It's obviously a vendetta, but OP is too stupid to notice.
No wonder women hate him, I hate him too now and I don't even know him.
> The Chads laughed at me today.
Greentext or gtfo
>>25316877
This, fuck these lazy one-liner waste of spaces.
Tell us your story then OP you cunt.
I hate my voice. How can I fix it?
>>25315342
voccarooo
Become mute, problem solved
>>25315354
On my phone and with family. I might make this thread again later with a vocaroo if it doesn't take off.
Who here /powerful/ and uses their position to fuck over normals?
>city council
>make normies mow their lawns under threat of massive fines
>pass horse shit city ordinance that I don't have to follow
>my favorite is the policy on "eyesores" which can mean building a gazebo in your own yard gets you fined up the ass
>convince the mayor and fellow politicians to increase the zoning district of the nice white chad high school, now it's flooded with niggers from the south side
>have robot friends in the DMV that will refuse to pass chads and stacies, one time this fag took the test 6 times and finally just went to another city
you are the normal buddy
>>25315313
Do you do anything constructive? What's the most constructive thing you've done with your position?
Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usxRzC-TI6k
>>25315336
>you are the normal buddy
This. He sounds like such a normalshit. Kek, he has a job and everything!
On my first night walk and its heaven
>>25315207
where do you live anon? I live close to London and there is too much light pollution to see the skies like this.
>>25315234
That's just a random picture
There's someone on R9K walking in the middle of nowhere at night
>you missed out on teenage love
>a girl will never think back to you as her first experience with nostalgic feelings
>you will just end up being a number on a girl's list of sexual partners
>you will never be loved as much as she loved with naive teenage passion her first true love
>>25315194
nah senpai, i had teenage love all through high school
It's best for us not to be known by anybody or ever remembered.
Helps the inevitable suicide.
She will eventually die and those memories will be lost forever.
You will eventually die and your memories will be lost forever. Love means nothing in the long run.
How do you make friends if you have no hobbies and the social skills of a potato?
>>25315184
>play dota 2
>pretend to be nice
>add everyone who is nice back
>start talking to them and get to know them
worked for me
you don't "make friends"
nobody "makes friends"
friends are assigned to you through circumstance, through school or work etc
if you attend neither of these you wont make friends
You don't xD
>asking robots how to make friends
so, how do i get a korean gf?
>>25315177
Uh, by going to Korea
>>25315177
> be white
> go to korea
>>25315304
>tfw not white
great now i can't get a korean gf
