How do you make friends if you have no hobbies and the social skills of a potato?
>>25315184
>play dota 2
>pretend to be nice
>add everyone who is nice back
>start talking to them and get to know them
worked for me
you don't "make friends"
nobody "makes friends"
friends are assigned to you through circumstance, through school or work etc
if you attend neither of these you wont make friends
You don't xD
>asking robots how to make friends
>>25315184
drugs
desperation from social isolation and not being picky
plenty of homeless people who will be your friend if you throw them a $20 every once in a while
>>25315267
Go home, Schlomo.
OP, just go up to someone and say hi. Find some interests maybe. What do you like?
depending on where you live and the general age group, find a group of people having a conversation you really care about, jump in. ask questions.
starts with caring about stuff. if you're stuck in anything-to-avoid-suicide hospice mentality you are boned
>>25315184
How can you have no hobbies?
What do you do? Stare out the window all day?
>>25315371
Worse, stares at 4chan all day.
Also playing vidya and watching anime don't count as hobbies.
>>25315267
This mother fucker is 100% correct. You kind of just acquire them by going out and doing stuff. You meet a lot of people and eventually find people you groove with really well and hang out with them outside of work, school, or volunteering. After that it is all about staying in contact.
>>25315184
programming, what more?