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It's a hot Sunny afternoon and I don't feel like doing anything, everything is terrible and I don't have any feels to feel. Help me.
>>25187232
>you will never take a nap with Cumin
that's a feeling alright
Disrespect the law and you disrespect me
There is nothing wrong with loving a big, massive, dark and beautiful woman.
Does occasionally getting off to yiff porn make me a furry?
>does occasionally getting off to gay porn make me gay?
Decide for yourself, OP.
>>25187162
>does occasionally praying to Allah make me a Muslim
>does occasionally eating meat make me a meat-eater
etc.
>>25187162
Does accasionally sucking dicks make you a faggot?
>tfw righteous black qts will never destroy your enemies for you
Anyone else catching themselves fantasizing about what it's like to be Donald Trump lately?
>tfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iexWoMynU4
>>25187126
Could you imagine it?
These two women who have experienced a very different, chances are worst off, life than you, have befriended you. Regularly talk to these people and you all enjoy each others company. Completely platonic. You have found two people on this planet who would consider you friends. You are a positive part of their life that they would like to maintain.
So much so that they care about you enough to destroy any enimes of yours. Anyone who's out there to make your life worse. They would go out of there way to make sure your life is more at ease.At least they have eachother
China is cucking Zimbabwe
AFRIFAGS BTFO
RHODES ON SUICDE WATCH
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/dec/22/zimbabwe-to-make-chinese-yuan-legal-currency-after-beijing-cancels-debts
>>25187001
Zimbabwe is just desperate as fuck to get some economic stability. When you need a barrel-full of billion dollar bills just to buy a loaf of bread and your money is given out as joke currency you'll accept fucking grains of rice as legal tender.
>>25187001
How is this bad? They're tendering themselves to the rising currency after gaining parity. This is actually one of the smartest moves in the last 20 years
Mugabe is still in office?
Man it sure is cozy outside right now. I think I'll go walk for a while.
Good idea, man!
>2 weeks from 2016
>the vast majority of people in the most powerful country on earth still believe some magical space fuck created the earth
WHAT IN THE SHIT. SOME OF THESE PEOPLE EVEN THINK THIS SPACE FAGGOT HEARTS THEM AND BECAUSE OF THIS GIVES THEN PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT OVER THE OTHER 7 BILLION PEOPLE ON EARTH
>>25186765
Most of the people in North Korea are non-religious silly
>magical space fuck
I really think you misunderstand religion but I agree it's kinda dumb.
Be careful anon.
You're going to trigger /pol/.Fedora.jpg :^)
How do I maximize the amount of time I sleep? It's the only time I don't hate myself.
>>25186757
sleeping pills, hot showers, and exercise
>>25186912
/threadI'm original
Do cardio so you'll sleep deep and Long
Who here /shitpost new threads all day/
I live for it, my friend.
I'm somewhat of a villain around these parts.
>>25186707
Never change anon
>>25186642
i post news from our local tabloid's website
SOME ROASTIE ONCE TOLD ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OefTRnhH1V0
>>25186599
Is that picture reaI?
i wish i was fucking dead. just an overwhelming feeling of wishing i could just disappear from earth.
read a book. best and absolute cure for feels.
Oh, hello Wagie!
Daily reminder that shitting in garden soup kitchen NEETbux are local piano bar celebrity depression. vegetable soup kitchen volunteering 6 am force-feeding whenever I want makes 7 day weekend for ME. wagecuck materialism greek philosophy healthy challenging the theories of mathematicians and physicists! CHOP CHOP wagecuck, welfare certified sandwich artists no time another day, another dollar. I earn my keep cuck true happiness $1600 every two weeks NEET comedy club. Fuck you pitiful 2 hours in traffic fucking your gf while you're at work. Enjoying your lunch break wageslave? expanding my mind that yacht your boss has had his eyes on. Anime and videogames tendies autism keep your tax dollars coming. Sanders girlfriend "too tired" for sex homegrown vegetables no time for anything cozy blanket. agoraphobia Subway NEET lifestyle relaxing massive inheritance from my parents. college loancucks programming at home good boy points all the time in the world. ***YAAAAWN*** Just look at my autobiography wagecuck. r9k expanding my mind Mr. Shekelburg pennies on the dollar! Wizardry [insert philosopher quote here] with BIG, UNEMPLOYED, NEET COCK. Sweet onion teriyaki laughing stock of the neighborhood cuck. MUSH WAGIE mcjob minimum wage social interaction anxiety check in the mail. Fucking bitch wageslave "would you like fries with that?" failure retirement writing a symphony dreams of NEETdom. I'd rather kill myself than work parents sipping at a glass of red wine. wagecucks on suicide watch with life's true purpose. Everything for free.
Tata for now another dollar wagekek. I'll be sure to let your girlfriend know you're slacking on your lunchbreak!
>>25186431
Women go crazy with lust at the sight of the BNC (Big NEET Cock).
>>25186468
her face of ugly. well the fuck works on Xmas week? maybe it's because I work for the government because nobody shows up during this week.
>>25186468
looks like Anita
Tony did nothing wrong.
Damn straight, they sneak around like that and think there won't be consequences to them lying
hey guys quick confession
im not a gay retard in fact im alpha as fuck
i just like stealing your memes
>>25186235
wow op quality thread here's your reply enjoy your lurking
>>25186235
ok Chad, this will be your punishment - you must listen to this song in its entirety as penance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwbIkzDVVFQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9pbIy2lqNk
What was your worst Christmas ever?
huh, I thought at least one robot would have had a traumatic christmas story.
