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Does anyone here fuck with stocks?
>Age
>How long have you been doing it
>How has it gone for you?
>Hardest thing?
>Any tips?
Piss off to /biz/ pls
Who /nerd/ here? :333
>>25185005
>asstitative?
I'd smash the two on the left
t b h
>>25185026
>The sandnigger and fat one
Fembots, you barely deserve to be considered the same species as these goddesses. How dare you take up resources that could potentially be used to pamper beautiful girls more. Apologize NOW.
I like my self better. I'd like them better if they were vegan.
>>25184803
I like how angry robots try so hard to troll femanons and pretty much get "meh" responses every time
it's quite sad how they're b8ed so easily in comparison
>>25184803
One doesnt belong
Hint: shes wearing green
Legit questions for the robots that know:
What do girls buttholes smell like? Like if I rub my asshole and sniff my finger would it smell just like a cute girls?
Have you ever smelled a girl's butt and it was awful and she was cute?
It smells like shit
I'm decent looking
maybe cuter girls smell better
Guaranteed way of getting some
>>25184575
Leykis 101
Blowmeuptom.com
Why did this meme die so quickly?
it was never a meme. it was one kid, probably you, trying to force it. forced memes always fail. you can't force people to think something is clever or fun or funny. and this isn't.
>tfw super sleepy all day
>now 3:30 AM and can't sleep
I know that feel, scared of beginning another day.
>"I prefer Asian women"
That's code for "I couldn't get a white girl, so I settle for the next race with pale skin". Let's face it, the reason you go after asian girls is that you aim for the lowest hanging fruit.
In order for a woman to be hot, she needs a certain kind of facial structure. Asian women cannot have this facial structure, it is physically impossible, even with surgery. I'm not bullshitting you either, let me give an analysis for you on the attractive features and why asians are not attractive:
>deepset eyes and slightly protruding brow, asian girls have a flat brow and bulging eyes like a frog or lizard
>elegant shaped nose with nasal bridge that flopes out gently, asian noses are flat and roundish and suddenly jut out the face
>high cheekbones that are well defined and slope into a narrowish face, asian women have fat and chubby cheeks that look too round and blobby
>tall (at least 5'7), but petite stature, asian women are generally short and stubby
>well defined but feminine chin, asian women have tiny chins that look weak as hell
Sorry but asian women cannot compete with white women. Fat ugly white women sure, but actual good looking ones? Asians are outclassed.
Aryan women ITT
That's a nice story, OP.
>>25184364
ok. im glad we discussed this.
*BB-8 thumbs up*
Why the fuck are females on this app so retarded?
>>25184352
>on this app
i think you meant to ask "why is literally every female in the world a mouth-breathing retard"
>>25184387
There has to be an intelligent one somewhere
>>25184540
>there has to be an intelligent [female]
Yeah, no.
>tfw grew 1/2 inch between age 24 and 27
>tfw offically 5'8 and not 5'7 1/2 anymore
There's still hope
>>25184350
I'm 5'2 and already done with puberty. It could be worse, OP.
>>25184420
>I'm 5'2 and already done with puberty. It could be worse, OP.
you could still grow in your 20's
I'm 6'1 op, and I cannot tell the difference between 5'7 1/2 and 5'8. They're both just short and feminine heights.
>mfw my new qt3.14 has a wide-set vagina
Wat do
>>25184325
Why don't you just overclock your dick and set it to extra large?
>>25184325
Find her some nigga's so she'll feel something
>>25184325
Did you buy her brats xmas presents yet OP?
A lot of my friends use Tinder and somehow it's apparently not even considered desperate anymore. I feel like had that kind of thing come out like 10 years ago everyone would've called it online dating that only desperate people use. But now it's very common. I have a weird paranoia about seeing or matching with people that I know irl and having them see me. Not to mention I'm afraid of the possibly inevitable rejection from boys or girls (I'm bi).
>is it awkward when you see people you know?
>is it exclusively sexual or can you make friends?
>are you "desperate" if you use it?
>is it worth it?also I'm trans mtf, not sure if that matters on tinder though
>>25184269
Tinder is pointless if you're male and not in the top 5% as far as looks are concerned. Just saying.
>>25184269
>Be me
>Be kv
>Have yellow fever
>Get tinder
>half of my matches are asian in an overwhelmingly white/black region
It's good for an ego boost but if you couldn't get a relationship or hookup in person chances are you won't on Tinder
Also,
>trans mtf, not sure if that matters
If you don't want to get beat up then yes it matters. Just put a little advisory at the bottom and bring it up after the conversation gets going. They can never say they didn't know what they were getting into (literally)
>you will never have a lesbian gf
>she will never treat you like a son and let you stay at her place, cooking you food and letting you watch her kiss her gf
>she will never temporarily abstain from her lesbian ways to better understand what a penis is, using yours as a prime subject for studying
Why are you trying to substitute your mother anon?
>>25184262
She's a little old lady and lives a state over.
So robots the year is almost up how do you feel about this what have you done this year ?
This was actually the best year of my life. Really transformative. I started 2015 a virgin loser, left a normie with amazing career prospects. Don't even know how it happened.
Everything went downhill. I started the year with a major head injury and it ruined what little value still existed in my life. I am more alone than I was a year ago. Not that being alone matters but it is what it is.
I actually tried to make friends with somebody. He shot himself in the head three days later and no one knew until his brother found the body after a long weekend.
Girls scare me and I am pretty sure they find me revolting. Just beeing myself guys.
Maybe next year it will all just stop.
Anyone else have hoarders in their family?
My mom has always hoarded things and food excessively.
She has 2 laundrys filled with canned food and shit.
Has a big fridge completely filled to the brim even though it's just for her.
The house is filled with decades of things.
The garage has so much junk it in the car doesn't really have room anymore.
There's nothing I can say or do to help her though.
I feel like the psychology behind it has to do with not being able to let things go and clinging onto the past.
What do? It is not as bad in the pic, the house is still kinda tidy but I worry it will only get worse over time.
Does she ever leave? If so give/throw shit away, she wont notice if you don't do it all at once
>>25183650
I hoard money.
