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so... all women, no matter how cute or honest she is, is a lying creature sent from hell, right?
..just your Mum
prety much
>>25797373
indeed good sir. not but wenches. the lot of them
>starts snowing
>go to my uncles with my dad
>uncle makes some snide comments and I can tell he's in a bad mood
>makes some obscene jokes which my little cousin copies
>I decide to peek out the window to see if it's still snowing
>move the curtain one inch to the left and peak out with one eye
>"What the fuck are you moving the curtains for, you don't even go outside or even see outside unless you're answering the door for pizza you fucking freak"
>I'm beyond furious but keep my cool and resist the urge to confront the fucking halfwit and start a fight
>he makes numerous other snide comments throughout the night
>on the way home I bring up what a humongous cunt he was to my dad
>dad says it's my fault for nudging the curtain aside one fucking inch and also for not asking if a drink is mine when my uncle puts it right in front of me
>he says he was just short fused as usual and that I take things too personal
>brings up the ways he has to support me because of my anxiety as examples saying he doesn't take that personal
>>25797273
POST MOAR BLOX OP PLS
>>25797273
I HOPE YOU DIE OP YOU STUPID COPYPASTA POSTING FAGGOT NOT POSTING HOT BELLY GIRLS IS GAY LIKE YOU
tell him you'll show him how much of a freak you are if he doesn't shut the fuck up.
Tfw I always choose to play as a female character in video games even though Im male
After playing for a couple of hours I always get the urge to undress myself in front of a crowd of men I just want them to stare at me at treat me like the little slut I am
After that I go on my laptop a look up strong men to masturbate to
Im not gay though anyone else have these urges?
>i'm not gay tho
Nope. My characters are lesbians.
>im not gay
>look up strong men to masturbate to
pick one, fag
Do you actually want a girlfriend and everything that comes with it, or do you just want to get your rocks off?
I just want a chance to be with the girl I've had feelings for for 2 years, but it won't happen ever
>>25797169
i want a combination therapist/prostitute that doesn't cost $700 an hour
i want canadian firearm laws to be more like american firearm laws
I can't tell if I'm actually attracted to dickgirls or I'm just lonely.
>>25796924
Probably both.
yes this is original 129412467
>>25796924
Most straight guys are into dickgirls breh, watch ogi ogas lectures on it. That way you can suck a nice feminine penis, swallow all the hot girl cum and then fuck your dick girl with her hard cock flying around you know she likes it. Then you cum all over her girl cock and balls to show you are the alpha male. Great stuff dude, you would be gay if you weren't into it.
>he fell for the dickgirl meme
Has anyone stalked anyone
I think I may have stalked some girls as a teenager, I don't see what the big deal is, I just subconsciously would take detours on my way home with the expectation of them also being on those routes, perhaps hoping for a glimpse or for her to notice me or maybe even a conversation some how. What I'm not alllowed to walk somewhere than directly home? I'm not allowed to be neear a girl? fuck that shit senpai, I didn't harass anyone or do anything, I just had a detour.
Don't really see how that's a big deal?
Anyone else did/do this shit?
>>25796893
only their facebooks and tumblrs
one girl had a counter on her tumblr page and i noticed after 2 days of browsing her shit that she made a post saying she was freaked out that someone in her area (gps tracking with IP address) was looking through thousands of posts and she was going to change her URL if it didn't stop
>>25796984
I mean i've stalked girls online a few time, not too intensely.
similarly I've always tried to play it off as though i had a reason to be on the routes i expected them to be on.
>>25797035
the thing is i don't even care about these girls, they're annoying tumblrinas and friends of friends. I just get off knowing the secrets these people i see in person sometimes post online thinking no one will see them.
>There are people who believe in religion literally just because it gives them a warm fuzzy feeling
>>25796788
thats pretty much the only reason anyone believes in religion
it makes people feel good and safe in general because they think they won't go to imaginary hell for eternity
it makes drug addicts, prostitutes, and other fucked up people feel better about destroying their life and everyones life around them because LE JESUS LOVES LE EVERYONE
then there are people who were born into it, forced to go multiple times per week by their families, and basically have it engrained and brainwashed into their skull. LITERALLY nothing you fucking do can ever make these people realize they're dilusional. it will destroy their entire realities. you can spend all day pointing out if god is actually real, he's nothing like their little book says and is actually a gigantic asshole that doesnt give a shit about anybody.
>people use the bible as a foundation for morality
>cherrypick whatever parts they like from the bible about punishment and right/wong
>omit all the parts about stoning, whipping ,execution etc.
>people do not think there is anything wrong with this
>>25796928
The worst part is that religion has made things like sex and naked bodies out to be the most satanic thing in the world.
Why can i feel with vaporwave? The music gives me the feels back which i lost.
My question is...
>What gives vaporwave to you?
>>25796706
bump because I love vaporwave
>>25796706
It gives me feels, feels from a simpler time.
It was that time just as the internet became an accessible thing. We had enough tech to have fun but not enough yet to enlighten us to how shitty things really are.
95% of it is lazy, ignorant garbage (just like most music but probably even more so because it's so easy to make bad vaporwave) but the good stuff is SO GOOD. Can't put my finger on exactly why.
Welp Valentine's Day is only a month away and I'm absolutely dreading it, it'll be another reminder of how I'm destined to be single for the rest of my life while I watch everyone around me be mushy with one another and make out.
I get pretty fucking depressed the closer it gets to Valentine's Day simply because I'm envious and jealous of the people around me, I know other people feel the same as I do about Valentine's Day but it never fails to bother me.
February is probably the most hated month for me, it's a trying month that takes everything I have just to get through it. I already know all the normies get mad when they hear you bitch about being single and lonely, they say "Oh suck it, it's not a big deal anon."
I guess it looks even more pathetic if I go around asking any girl I feel like I have a chance with if they'll be my Valentine, my Uni's anime club has a Valentine Party but I stopped going a year or so ago because I hate everyone there and most of the people in the club are girls but sadly they are all LESBIANS or FEMINISTS so I'll have very little luck in that club.
I don't know what to do, how do you guys make it through the horrid holiday known as Valentine's Day.
no matter how hard I try to distract myself during valentine's day, I know there will always be thousands of couples out there celebrating valentine's day
>my uni's anime club
I usually talk to my gf on Valentine's Day, the last time we exchanged gifts she gave me a huge ol' Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
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Squad thread. Post pics with your friends.
Here's a picture of AAALLLL the friends I have.
Our favourite piece of music is the gust of empty wind that blows by.
The way this thread has gone truly exempliffies r9k lmao
me and my two besties
Could you love a woman with cancer?
Yeah for a while
>>25796458
>Could you love a woman
Probably not
Would a woman with cancer be the best practise gf?
Hello robots. I'm socially retarded, just like many of you here, but I think that I'm in worst position than most of you.
I'm living in a english speaking country, while english isn't my first language. To be fair, I was learning it by shitposting restlessly on many boards, during the last 6 years.
And that's the main problem, because my reading skill is not bad, I'm able to write, but if it comes to speaking I communicate like a mongoloid.
I don't have any friends, and the very thought of going to english course and letting other people to listen to my incomprehensible mumble is scaring the shit out of me.
But I know, that I must improve it in some way.
Please help me.
>>25796380
post a vocaroo
original
>>25796380
where are you from?
bloxoooblox
>>25796430
Fuck no.
>>25796445
Eastern europe.
Life truly is harder if you are smarter.
I have an entire foder of me blowing people out in debates. I'm just to smart. it's not even a challenge anymore. It's like a chore. i used to enjoy proving people wrong but now it feels compulsory. I hate being right all the time. I am the one-punch man of intelligence.
Share your smart feels here
No shitting on the stupid people, we are all robots here.
>>25796361
>tfw always right about the bad things
>tfw no one can provide any comfort to me because i've already thought about every possible response a million times over
>>25796361
It's when I read shit like that that I feel a black acid in my liver and I want to puke and to kick the wall and to bite the door and to bite my arms and to punch the wall and to
>>25796409
I spent my entire life knowing this feel. I have had countless conversations with people about "my pessimism/negativity" but I always show them tham I 'm right. i can tell. It's just the silence as it sinks in that I'm right and bad things x IS going to happen, then they say something like "Well thing x might not be as bad" but its all lies.
I feel you brobot.
I'm thinking of joining the military in my country. They just let women in all ranks! I can't wait to kick ISIS ass!
Look at these strong YPG girls and Syrian female soldiers. Can't you just imagine!
>>25796342
idk, I'm not an insecure conspiranoic muslime
It has to be an exceptional woman. A woman who lives up to the same standards as a male soldier. Otherwise it is morally wrong because it has been proven that all male units are superior to mixed gender units.
>>25796342
>sending little 5"4 tiny American girls into the battle zone and expecting them to not be slaughtered like farm animals
It would shut feminism down but in reality women aren't built for hardship. They're supposed to look pretty
Anyone else have a dad that died when you were young? It wouldn't have been so bad if only he had actually left me a video or even a fucking note.
>>25796320
Why? Then you're just going to complain about something else he should have done.
>>25796336
I don't hate him, I just think some of his thoughts would have been nice to read growing up.
Yeah, it's one of the reasons I'm here today.
