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Fembots, how could we possibly compete with THIS?!
>>25790638
With a jab I'd imagine
Wear a sheer top.
>>25790638
by realizing 99% of men (100% on this board) will never touch a girl that looks like that.
I had a close female friend who I could share anything with. Back then, as we got to know each other better and we grew closer and closer, I developed feelings for her. I told her about this and she said she didn't feel the same for me and she wished that our friendship should stay the way it was at the time. I knew this was the point where I had to withdraw from her - which I did.
What I learned from this is that I can't be just friends with a woman. I can only have real friendships with men.
A lot of you probably already knew this, but for those who still think they can be friends with a woman: You can't. It won't work. You sooner or later will feel romantically attracted to her, but she won't feel the same for you - and you will suffer while she profits from your resources.
Share your own experiences!
Why are males always ruining friendships?
>>25790345
If she's ugly, then there is no problem.
Men and women can be friends.
When do you go to bed, /r9k/?
3-5 PM wake up around 1-3 AM
Autism here, each time I've gone to sleep since I've started logging it, starting from yesterday
6:45AM
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>>25788577
anywhere from 5-9AM
>>25788677
just use a sleep app nigger. then it logs everything and you don't have to do anything
>pizza is 20 minutes late
>decide you aren't going to tip them
>pic related rings your doorbell
what do?
Take my pizza and do not tip them
>>25785051
Give her just the tip
>>25785067
A GOD TASTELESS
Should /r9k/ make up a saying so if you're in public and a robot is about to shoot you he doesn't commit friendly fire?
maybe something from one of our benefactors like reviewbrah's;
>it is what it is
or eggy's
>la la land
I'd say 'ooh me first me first!'. True robots want to die but are too pussy to die diy.
>>25794279
>normies
>robot
>chad
>stacy
>wagecuck
they already have
I don't get it desu, I go out occasionally, go to the gym and have a small group of male friends but it's probably been over a year since I even talked to a girl (including online stuff). Anyone else know these feels?
Then install tinder and you have online interaction the next day.
I talk to my mum on a daily basis, does that count?
>>25793990
I tried this and even got a few matches but was too scared to initiate conversation, I have no idea what to say
>>25794005
No
alpha: you are confident and attractive. you have many short term relationships. you are well liked by everyone, and you are a natural leader
beta: you are shy and introverted. you can never commit to anything in the fear that you will fail in it. women friendzone you. you are a born follower.
omega: you are completely your own person. you do not need anyone, and you have the swagger and confidence of an alpha. you are emotionally distant due to your complete self-possession. you trust few people and have even fewer intimate relationships.
gamma: you are sort of the "invisible" guy. there is nothing spectacular about you. your personality and presence usually blends in with the rest of the room and you're just sort of...there. there is nothing particularly memorable or remarkable about you.
sigma: you are a manipulative mastermind. you possess a cunning, intuitive mind and can sway people to your will. you don't have the casual swagger of the alpha or the omega but you do have a clever presence about you and people tend to be both wary and respect you for that. you can often be even more powerful than the alpha or the omega male in social situations due to your ability to persuade and manipulate them. you are a wild card
zeta: you consciously reject the traditional social position as it is based on how they are valued by women.
Zeta masterrace.
mostly omega, sometimes alpha
Somewhere in the omega ballpark as I don't have the followers an alpha has, but I ain't no bitch
>Anon, what did you put in my coffee?
psh
nothing personnel
>>25793494
Caffeine powder.
Rat poisonhint hint
The thread from yesterday opened my eyes to how really shitty the game is, and I even own it.
Cave Story:
>goats almost look exactly like mimigas
>flowers associated with evil/defilement of said mimigoats
>"science is evil!!!"
>ballos and sans are both short, fat, have flashing eyes, and are the bosses of a hidden path
>mettaton and balrog are both comedic relief robots who burst through a wall saying "oh yeah!" at one point
>both main characters go underground
FF6:
>ripped soundfonts and opera scene
Earthbound:
>temmie = mr. saturn
Internet Memes
>froggit = pepe
>longdog = longcat
>burgerpants = dropped my spaggetti
Boy do I feel like a fucking idiot now knowing Fox is running off with all my cash.
>>25793492
Wow great post OP I cum on cat it hiss at penis
>>25793492
I could do what you're doing with any game. Fuck off
>>25793652
he also recycled his own work
most of the music is recycled from previous games or from homestuck
there's barely anything original about it
>tfw no gf
Seriously, how many of you have actually asked a girl out? How many of you actually have friends who can introduce you to a girl?
Everyone deserves the life they live. If you just stay home all the time and speak to no one but your mom, then that's kind of life you will have.
>>25793252
>Everyone deserves the life they live.
>just world fallacy: the post
Idk dude I've got this girl wrapped around my finger and idk if it's worth it
I've never asked a girl out in my life. I came pretty close with this one girl but got cucked by another guy just when I decided to take the jump. In retrospect I'm glad that happened because now that the fog's cleared I realize that she's a retard normie sperg and not even cute and I don't know what the fuck I was thinking. My standards are too high I guess but I'd rather be alone than settle for some dumb bitch that I secretly despise.
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>22 years old and seriously considering getting dentures
who here /JUST/
Why would you need or want dentures? Most of my teeth have fallen out since I don't brush them and eat candy all day long, and it hasn't affected my life at all. I can still eat candy and pizza just fine.
>>25793372
I'm sick of the way my teeth look and feel. It's affecting my self esteem seriously. I can't smile, I avoid talking to people because of it.
>>25793065
Dentures are terrible and always kinda hurt, you don't ever get used to it. Treat your teeth well as long as you can anon, please. Lost mine in an easily avoidable accident. Dentures are unbelievably barbaric for this day and age.
Who fantasizes About KILLING people that bully them here?
>>25792965
Just breathe buddy, you're gonna be fine :^)
>>25792965
nearly everyone
Everyone desu senpai. Literally all of us.
Now tell us what happened.
I have a possible solution to your woes, robots:
Travel.
I just took a two week plus road trip from new England to new Orleans. It was the farthest away from home I've ever been. I saw so many new things, met new people, saw beautiful places. I was in a new environment, new climate, new culture. I hardly came on 4chan because there was always something interesting in front of me, and barely fapped because I was usually preoccupied. I'm only here now because I'm home and stationary. I know not everyone has the opportunity to travel, but if there's a possibility, try and make it happen. I was happier than I'd been in a long time and didn't consider suicide the whole time. I feel I helped heal my soul. Can't wait to get back out there.
There're photos of every country on Earth, I don't need to physically be there. Just me, anyway.
>>25792972
I just don't get that mentality. With a photo you're looking at a flat rectangle. When you're there, it is all encompassing. It helps push the black dead thoughts out of your head
>>25792916
It's possible I would agree with OP but...
Like many of us we struggle to talk to people and are low in confidence. It would be weird. I could see myself talking to people if they initiate the conversation but keeping up with them on a daily basis is something that I would struggle with.
Either way if any of you robots get the chance you should travel. Just for a break from the place you are always at 24/7. Maybe not for the people but for the new scenic enviornment/food/entertainment there.
>>25792972
a lot of people here do have the mentality of this poster. but I still encourage everyone to maybe not work for it but if you are offered, why not? right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR150uMib9A
What is it like to date a feminist?
it's unbelievable the shit guys put up with just to stick their dick in a wet hole
you can see it in his eyes that she sucked the soul out of him
>>25792872
It's probably like willingly letting yourself be tortured with the slight chance you might get a cookie except when you eat the cookie, you get tortured more harshly because you "raped the cookie".
How cucked can one man be
