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Is life worth living or should I blast myself?
>>25787354
Just fucking off yourself. Life isn't worth it
>quoting nigger music
It's worth living if you are a normie, or have potential to become a normie.
>get a job at mcdicks
>made the mistake of saying I could work at any time since I was desperate for my first job
>starts off okay with 7 am -3 pm hours, 11 pm - 5 pm, and nice shit like that
>one day get put in a 6 pm - 12 am with the next day as a 7 am - 3 pm
>call in sick, get suspended for a week
>all I have for the next week are 4 am - 12 pm and 5 am - 1 pm hours
>call in at 3 am to quit
>fast forward 3 months
>need 700 bucks to get my workers permit renewed since Im mexican
>need a job again
>no one wants me
>thinking about applying to micky ds again
shit, you guys think theyll take me back if I appy for the afternoon shift?
god I hate that picture
turning angst into something chic, like depression is an accessory to be paraded out, juxtaposed with an "ironic" pose of an extra in the background of a hip hop video.
perfect example of post-sincere internet era narcissism. Nothing is sacred. Nothing is genuine. Everything is a self aware act. A put on for the world.
I did the same thing for my last job except i didn't quit. My job was occupational and they let me go.
I just fucking hate working i can't stand it. How do wagekeks live like this? It's fucking awful. I can't make myself work it's just too hard for me even though it may be easy for others.
try getting a job at a warehouse or unloading trucks
Yesterday a kind anon informed me this is basically a god tier dating site for qt slavs and ching chong people.
ITT post:
>dating tips
>how to get lewd pics
>personal experiences
>memes
Bamp pls guise
>>25787282
>commect with someone
>have a normal conversation at first
>confess you live them and act like a total orbiter
>all of a sudden you stop talking to them, being rude if she talks to you
>in desperation to regain orbiter she'll now send you nudes
Thank me later
I'm in decent shape, 4 pack abs and get daily messages from gook girls and eastern Euro girls wanting to Skype.
I don't know how to feel
Do women have the subconscious ability to sense your sex life?
only if you act like a desperate loser all the time
so, yes
>>25786929
No, as long as you hide it.
The correlation between confidence, posture, social skills, etc. and a sex life becomes obvious as one enters into adulthood.
I was broken before adulthood but it's still worse as an actual adult and it being written on my forehead that I'm an abject loser.
>tfw I vape RC amphetamines for the first time
don't do drugs kids
Taking more hits. Can't stop. Help me bros.
Where'd you find those?
>>25786841
Flush it.
HOLY SHIT ROBOTS
I JUST GOT APPROVED FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF SURVIVOR
I'M GOING TO BE ON TV
That reminds me, did that guy ever go on Dr. Phil?
Give some type of shout out to robots or bane please. Also, what's your career?
>>25786563
prove it
desu
A girl can take one look at you and guess your mothers age. This is a special power they have, one of their innate biological instincts. If your mother was over 30 when you were born, no girl will EVER consider you to be a serious partner.
That's all there is to it. To normies, they never had to work harder or whatever.
All they had to do was be born in a mother in her 20s, and girls come to them.
Nothing you do can fix the situation you're in. Whether your parents were aware of it or not, when they had you, your fate was that you will die alone. Make sure to tell your parents this if they don't know.
>>25786344
You have a problem.
>>25786344
>Born when my mom was 35
>Have taken 4 girls virginity and have fucked at least 20 girls
How do you know that girls have this power?
Hey /r9k/ what are you waiting for
my package got delayed so i'm pretty bored and annoyed
>>25786240
Nothing , i hate the mailman so I avoid buying anything from the internet just to not see his face
waiting for it all to end
>>25786268
wanna open up tell /r9k/ what's wrong
>So many boards on 4chan
>So many different interests
>So many different unique communities
>All I do is browse r9k everyday
Who here has no interest in anything?
I watch some anime but not enough to post on /a/.
I play a little bit of games but not enough to care about /v/.
I've read some recommended novels but not enough for /lit.
I used to draw a little but lost interest, same with guitar.
>post on /a/ periodically but too many repetitive threads about the same thing every day
>play enough video games to post on /v/ but /v/ is shit
Used to browse /a/ a lot actually but have gotten bored recently. Still browse r9k most of the day everyday though.
>>25786238
Used to browse /b/ for years, until I've accidentally clicked r9k. I haven't left ever since.
>>25786238
No one actually likes talking about their specific interest on interest boards. Maybe /sp/, but all other boards are r9k more or less. /v/ is just crying about how shit everything is. /tv/ is memes and bait threads
>be fembot
>meet qt Korean guy
>he's had sex with over 80 sex workers in Korea
Should I just go for it or say naw because of the risk of AIDS?
>>25786145
you're not a fembot
fembots don't exist
those sex workers are probably cleaner than you, roastie
just ask him to get an STD check with you, It's fairly obvious he would agree since he has been open about paying for sex with you already.
every time I get a paycheck I have the hardest time controlling myself and not going up to the strip club and spending it all
anyone else this way? I love that high so much but I can't justify the cost, but it's so damn good annnngghhh
No, I don't like giving my money to whores.
>>25785807
Substitute the strip club with porn
>>25785826
I watch porn at least twice a day, it's nothing compared to a lap dance
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
guys I talked to a navy recruiter yesterday and I think he talked me into enlisting and they gave me a follow up call today and I said I think it's what I want to do
I think I'm in too deep, I've been a neet most of my adult life how am I gonna survive basic? Holy fuck I'm freaking out they want me to go up to meps monday I think it's too late to back out
Relax bruh; there's A LOT of retards and screw ups in the military, and it may very well be your only chance at having an okay life.
What's the worst that can happen?
>>25784940
Well having an anxiety attack and getting shipped back home an even bigger fuckup than I already am comes to mind.
>>25784918
Whether or not you're a NEET, joining the U.S. military is a bad idea.
Veterans are more than 40% of the homeless population. Think about that.
http://www.theonion.com/article/you-still-die-one-day-52183
Is there a story behind that pic? I've seen it a bunch of times and have never noticed that picture on the table until now.
>>25784268
is that supposed to be depressing? he's old, of course his wife, family and everybody he knows is dead. it will happen to you when you get old as well. best to an hero now. anon.
>>25784309
Old man whose wife died, presumably.
>>25784313
Only relevant picture I had.
>one chance at life
>sexually submissive male
>>25784031
>tfw when submissive femanon
Why are more and more guys subs
>>25784031
>one chance at life
>born in poor middle class family
State-assisted euthanasia, when?
>>25784031
>>25784052
>not being switch master race
>>25784068
>poor middle class
I... what? Tell me you at least mean lower-middle class.
Being middle class isn't great but you're not "poor" in it- unless maybe your parents have insane debt.
![spanking-causes-loss-of-gray-matter-in-kids-537x402[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uy6UVkg.jpg "spanking-causes-loss-of-gray-matter-in-kids-537x402[1]")
How many of you were spanked as children?
>>25780848
>spanking
if only i were so lucky to just get spanked
>tfw mexican mom
>tfw she used the first thing she found to hit with
the end of a cable was the worst
I was hit with a belt when I was a kid and when I was a teenager my father would knock me down to the floor until I was immobilized.
I used to get belted and pvc pip'ed. Spanking was a blessing
