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What kind of siblings did you robots grow up with?
A narcissist psychopath (not meme) sister who's 4 years younger than me.
An ADHD brother who's 7 years younger than me
An overacheiving older sister that has overshadowed me since I was born. Seriously, highest grades at our highschool, got in the newspaper.
A stupid brother that thinks he is all knowing and his opinion is the only one that matters. His OCD makes this a serious problem.
A sneaky little sister that plays nice with most of the family. Her motives are unknown, she isn't exactly smart but she is gonna wear the pants in her future relationships.
We're all robots Tbh. I'm not even the most aspie of us.
"I have a very unattractive looking vagina"
"I'm attracted to you"
"I am not a virgin but that's not a problem, is it?"
What can I say to a male to get them to stop talking to me?
> Be in top 1% of university faculty by GPA
> Won interview for university's prestigious finance program
> literally no social skills, can't do interviews
why live
>>25779448
> there are members of university faculty here
What has the world come to.
> Be in top 1% of high school students by everything
> Won AP Scholar, PSAT/NMSQT awards
> literally affirmative action, not accepted into any top 10 schools
>>25779535
In a few years ill technically be a professor at stanford
>playing with my little sister
>she sits on my lap
>she lets me feel her thighs and her belly
>get massive erection
>she doesn't care
How does it feel being a horrible person? Knowing that if you act on your desires you'll hurt the very person you love.
>>25779438
Kill yourself you disgusting piece of shit.
She'll remember that.
Hey i'm a 21 year old virgin in ontario. are there good escorts around here? Has anyone here used an escort?
I mainly just want someone to spend time with me and cuddle. I'm not necessarily looking for straight up sex.
>>25779420
What city dude? I'm in Ontario and I lost mine to an escort in 2014.
>>25779420
paying for someone to spend time with you
now that's fuckin' pathetic lol loser
>>25779445
I'm about 35 minutes from toronto
Who else here doesn't like sex?
The feeling of it weirds me out, I don't even like the sensation of a vagina (oral is somewhat tolerable). I tried going gay but that hurt even worse, especially when halfway through I realised "oh shit, I don't like even like dudes".
Don't get me wrong, I love beauty and looking at the body. A woman's figure can be the most beautiful sight I've laid my eyes on (pic related), and I find myself far more attracted to their appearance than to their sexual qualities.
Does anyone else on r9k feel this way?
youre not alone OP
>>25779419
Yeah, sex has been "meh" for me.
Oral was boring and penetration was just tiring.
The positive things I got was a yiest infection and some extra (albeit very necessary) confidence.
>>25779419
Beccause sex is overrated...
I got engaged today.
>>25779394
Whose the lucky guy?
Not your personal blog, fuck off.
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>Coworker brings his autistic son to work today. >Does nothing but rock back and forth and hum the same 7 notes over and over for 30 minutes.
None of you autists are actually like that, are you?
How old is the kid?
I grew out of my autism, honestly.
>>25779400
>grew out of it
Sure you did pupper :)
Now go sit in the corner, and have your oj
>>25779372
what notes were they anon?
CNN will be interesting in about 20 minutes.
>>25779255
What's going on on CNN?
I'm turning the TV on in 20 minutes. You better not let me down.
>>25779255
Oh look, another fucking memeposter.
pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feelled happy
wen day is dark alway rember happy day
thanks yuukarin
Thank you, Yuuka-chan.
seda you are so cute hehe
This board's obsession with normies is the worst thing. I was having a nice Friday night alone online, not really worrying about too much...then I come here and am reminded hot girls exist and all normies are out with one now.
Why doesn't r9k just talk about things that are not related to women or successful people? It would be way better. It's just a bummer coming here.
So who's everyone voting for? :^)
LIFE IS PAIN. DEAL WITH IT NORMIE.
>>25779115
Funny you posted that picture. It's just a case of the fox and the grapes. Any time you guys are posting about anything else it's just to distract yourselves from >tfwnogf anyway.
STOP NIGGERIZING OUR COUNTRY OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP KEKING AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST STOP THE KEKING!!!!!!!!! PLEASE STOP KEKING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!! PLEEEEAASSSSE!!!!!!! PRRREEEEEAASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>25778901
GODAMNIT! I THOUGHT KEK WORKED NOW! FFFUUUUUCK!
>>25778901
give me one good example on how Obama has personaly keked you
Why are doctors almost always men and nurses almost always women?
>>25778851
Men are leaders and women are followers
as much as the feminists want to claim otherwise, women want to submit to a man. This is evidenced by people like Emma Watson saying men shouldn't have to be manly to be accepted by society, and then turning around and dating the captain of the rugby team
Being a doctor is difficult and women don't like to do things that are difficult when a man will just do it for them anyway
patriachy discourages women from pursuing certain careers
I work at a call center. Would it be illegal to sell people's phone number and other information?
>>25778824
Not sure but sounds like the kind of thing to get you fired
>>25778950
Again, I work at a call center. If anyone found out, I wouldn't exactly be losing my dream job.
>>25778824
Absolutely faggot.
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>Have 14 year old neighbour
>Sometime chat with him if he is in the garden
>He tells me how he has never had a gf and wants one
>He tells me he has no friends
>Jokingly say "You'll end up like Elliot Rodger one day"
>Didn't expect him to know who that was
>"Yeah I probably will, but I just don't think I'd have the guts to go on a killing spree"
What can I do to help an apprentice robot.
Teach him how to aim a gun and how to kick down a door, let him surpass Elliott
>>25778765
let him fuck your boipuss so he won't be a virgin
you could buy a rifle and give it to him as a gift
