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Why do roasties make such a big deal of make up? When have you ever heard Chad say 'man stacy has such a nice butthole, but man I wish she took a little bit more care of her eyebrows'
>>28611190
People are literally retarded.
It's the same logic behind /fit/ "lifting for themselves".
It's mental gymnastics people get sucked into embracing for one reason or another.
Women want to look hot, guys want to look hot. It's all manipulation.
>>28611190
>Good thing girls don't do makeup for male approval
There is this meme again.
>>28611190
>good thing girls don't do makeup for male approval
Do they honestly believe this? fucking roasties.
>pornstar is younger than you
>neighbors just saw me watching porn
>>28611145
>pornstar is over a decade younger than you yet legal
>>28611145
>pornstar is younger than me
How about we get a parliament of r9k thread going?
>nobody cares about the consistency of open posts in parliament threads
Why don't we have a copypasta to put in the OP?
Why nobody cares about the seats?
Anyway, I wanted to go to sleep, but we can get this thread going.
>>28611813
I meant OP posts.
Anyway, does anyone even check the wiki?
Looks like we need some cute to get this thread going.
>>28611813
Are we starting a new wiki page, modifying the old wiki or forgoing it all together?
>never even had a close relationship with a female
>barely even had a conversation with a girl
>even the vast majority of /r9k/ can't relate to this
>>28611128
>>barely even had a conversation with a girl
Get a load of this norman, I bet girl cashiers even serve you themselves don't they?
>>28611128
did you ever talk to your mom
How do you actually go your whole life without having a conversation with a girl? It's honestly extremely impressive that someone would be able to completely avoid the entire female part of the population their whole life.
God Tier App and Rate Thread
'Vent'
Filled with tumblrinas, but some qt3.14s with crippling social anxiety and suicidal thoughts. Really great place to go when you are feeling down, people will talk to you and help you out.
If you make a 'NSFW' account, and make posts about how you are horny and stuff, teenage girls will message you and talk about how they are really wet and horny. Fucking amazing feeling.
Posts go something like this....
#NSFW
Leave like 8 lines to stop people complaining about getting triggered
I'm really hard right now, will someone come and take care of me? I promise I'll be nice
And search #NSFW in the search bar and interact with others. Screenshot related is a German girl I'm talking to. Make sure to put yourself as 'bi' even if you are not, people will shun you for being a 'cis white male scum'
Looks like a bunch of whiny teens talking about feels
Just downloaded it. You better be right OP or there'll be hell to pay. By that I mean a random anonymous reply to a shitty friend saying I'm unhappy
Whisper is also pretty good depending on where you are
Enjoying my afternoon coffee in my backyard & I just wanted to let everyone know
looks like a nice day for getting that vitamin d :)
>>28611020
>tfw the king made another thread
i vant sloppy kissseses
/r9k/ servers:
Next month my startup will be dropping $3,000 on a good, modern home server. We want to host a couple services for /r9k/ and the community we have built as of now. Our services would be up 24/7, and be maintained and moderated daily. If you could recommend some games or services to host, what would they be?
So far we thought of:
>teamspeak
>halo CE
>minecraft
>Counter Strike 1.6
Suggest games (preferably older) that would create a nice comfy community. If you know a game well, tell me if you'd be interested in helping and being a server admin, you'd moderate the server, be in charge of enforcing rules.
I look forward to having some comfy times with you guys in a few months.
CPM
>CS 1.6
please god. do this asap.
>>28611063
What is CPM?
What are you eating today or right now /r9k/?
>>28610912
i just had some leftover grilled salmon and sauerkraut which was pretty comfy/10
>>28610912
Had left over pizza from my little sister's birthday party. (She turned 11 - half of the friends she invited were taller than me)
I studied all day and forgot to eat. And now I feel sick.
Not sure if really hungry or nauseous.
Red alert! All the weak sissybois on /r9k/ need your stinky NEET dick now!
All these threads about Stacey should be replaced with trap qts immediately :3
>>28610906
>tfw no sissyboi to service my stinky neet dick
>>28610931
will you pay for my hormones and let me sleep at your house and feed me?
>>28610931
Then grab one and tie her up. They're not men so it's not like they can resist.
>tfw only fat women are attracted to me
worst fate imagineable for a male to be quite honest, means you are the literal bottom at the bottom of the bottom of a botomless barrel
>>28610881
better than having no women attracted to you
fuck off i'd gladly date a qt chubby
>>28610938
>qt chubby
there's an oxymoron for you
>>28610938
why? fat women are repulsive in every way. they failed the only thing that a woman is required to do in order to be considered attractive
Can I legally sell myself into slavery or be someone's willing slave?
Bump.
Originalolo
>>28610827
it's called wagecucking
>>28610827
You already are a slave, goy.
http://www.pewsocialtrends.org/2012/02/16/the-rise-of-intermarriage/
Why are Asian women marrying outside their race at such staggering rates?
This does not even include their dating, which must be even higher.
Cuz they are just made for white guys and white guys are made for them
>in the United States
Key word right here
Of course the minority will be more likely to date the majority.
im still waiting for a successful hapa male with a white dad and asian mother to come up
Welcome /r9k/,what are you buying?
im a neet with no income who only ever pirates his shit so you about to get mugged right now
I could use some cyanide pills.
One girlfriend please!
Actual red flags
>she talks about other guys around you
>she browses imageboards
>can't go 10 seconds without checking her phone or gossiping about other people
>her breasts aren't milky white
740 reporting in.
Moving soon tho!
>>28610597
Ex 216
>tfw thinking my life is shit but then remembering i dont live in ohio
>>28610597
>tfw 740 but have no ability to move
Kill me now
