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>missed out on teenage love
How can one live life having never experienced this?
>>28605668
fuck a teenager
teen hambeasts are easy and fun if you have zero hope of ever being chad
You can still date 16 and over if you're under 25.
>>28605707
I'm 28 now. Fuck.
>main assignment due tomorrow night
>don't understand how to do it
>it's worth 40% of my mark
>check the semester dates
>last day to drop out without failing was friday
Who else /fuckedupbad/ here?
I'm currently clearing out my stuff from the Uni machines and removing any trace of my existence where I can tonight.
I'll change my telephone number and delete any social network stuff that I have people from Uni on tomorrow.
Anyone else been here before?
>>28605657
What's your plan now Op I'm going to join the army, I'l never have to see normie uni people again.
>>28605706
I don't have a clue yet.
I don't even know if I'd be able to get into the army.
Go in and tell them you had a massive psychological breakdown or you've been out of town for a while. Ham up your robotness. Ask to speak to disability/accessibility services. Go to EVERYONE you possibly can.
University is made out of rubber stamps. Somewhere in that building is someone who can rubber stamp you an extension, rubber stamp you a way out. Trust me. I've gotten out of worse.
Have you ever tried to get a qt r9k gf? Have you ever gotten a qt r9k gf?
>>28605497
>qt r9k gf
That's like a virgin roastie hooker.
>>28605497
>meeting people of 4chan
>le girls on 4chan meme
fuck off faggot shit
>>28605497
>qt r9k gf
Why do married women (of all people) cheat with guys young enough to be their son?
>>28605456
>why would a woman want to have sex with a young virile attractive man
Are you retarded?
>>28605456
to feel young and prove to themselves they've still got it.
they can't fuck their own Chad sons for obvious reasons, so they fuck the next best thing
>spend day at house my small friend group chills at
>one mentions he told this girl to come over
>hung out with her a few times, first time I was too stoned to talk really, and the second time she left as I was in the bathroom, super flirty tho
>2 other bachelors in the room when she enters
>we all take turns talking to her
>me and her have really good chemistry, she understands my humor, etc.
>walk her to her car to get stuff cause jigaboos were catcalling her
>chill some more, she alludes to coming to my place
>later she needs to go back to her car, one of the guys, weird as shit, goes with her before I get the chance
>15 minutes pass and I walk out cause it's late and she said she'd drive me home
>her and that guy are fucking in the front seat but don't notice me
>wait an hour and she comes back all sweaty with her hair tied back and says they drove to IHOP
>gives me her number when she drops me off before leaving to drop someone else
At least the third guy got cucked as well.
I wanted to date her. I'm going to ask her over to smoke tonight I guess if she's that much of an easy slut.
That wasn't getting cucked, that's called "dodging a bullet."
You didn't date her, you didn't invest money in her, you just talked to her and got funny feelings.
>>28605353
This anon is right. Find a decent woman. She won't make you happy in the long run.
>>28605305
>walk her to her car to get stuff cause jigaboos were catcalling her
>>28605305
>later she needs to go back to her car, one of the guys, weird as shit, goes with her before I get the chance
lol
How do I become a qt trap ?
Is it even possible because im 6 ft tall
>>28605235
Don't do it. You will become mentally deranged like all of them.
Is it really worth sacrificing your mental well-being just to look nice for a few years?
IS this 'trap' thing an american thing? Im getting sick of seeing trap threads so i decided to ask what compels people to do this
>>28605385
I am french in fact
>>28605362
Why would I become mentaly ill ?
I will be me
Can we have a music thread?
What are you listening to right now robots?
https://youtu.be/1uWfTUby9IE
This
https://youtu.be/2kZmhFgBNuU
https://leenoble.bandcamp.com/album/un-look
Does anyone have anything simalar to this?
High-estrogen nu males date trannies, girls which look like boys and fat land whales.
Discuss.
>>28605051
>girls which look like boys
This is a good thing. If you have a son with a high T woman, your son will be high T too (more likely to be a Chad)
>tfw no manfaced gf with square jawline
>>28605051
that look of despair
Yeah, so?
That is just how things are nowdays?
Do you want people to change?
Well good.
First you need to change yourself and pull your head out from your ass.
>Sit next to pretty girl on plane
>She talks to me in German
>I write a questionmark down and "English"
>she giggles
>We kinda converse using Google translator
>I get her number and a broken translation of "we can figure this out"
I mean what the fuck do I do with that? I can learn German I guess and she knows a bit of English but that's all I could tell from her. Do I bring an interpreter with me on our date, and does he sit back while we fuck? I don't know.
>>28604802
lern einfach deutsch, du affe
>>28604833
I can try DuoLingo
I'm glad she's kinda patient but I literally just met her. I guess she's about as curious as I am about this thing.
>>28604802
This is literally a perfect scenario. The language barrier MIGHT conceal your autistic faggotry, at least for a while.
I'm sure you'll find a way to fuck it up though.
Women really don't want a lot anons. What's your excuse?
>>28604607
wish i could deck her in the jaw desu phams
>>28604607
>think of myself as a sweet person
>analyze everything I do one day
>turns out I'm a spastic, unfunny retard who never does anything kind
>learn I don't deserve a gf
Still 6"2 tho and would rather she calls me a princess
>>28604666
>learn I don't deserve a gf
lmao you don't have a gf because you are a mangina faggot
How can you look a girl in the eyes and tell her that you love her, knowing she had another man's cum all over her face?
Jesus man, I'd ask her to wipe it off first.
>>28604546
i don't know, because i've never told a girl i loved her and meant it. maybe i will someday
>>28604546
Because my girlfriend has only had sexual relations with me.
>h-hey, anon... I thought you'd like to come to my dad's new kebab joint he's opening this week... I-I've told him a lot about you!
>tfw I never asked out the cute tiny mudslime girl at my last job
I tried to talk to her and she just kinda brushed me off
>"I-I've told him a lot about you!"
great now I have to flee the country and get a new identity before her father, brother, 3rd cousin or any other crazy family member kill me to "restore the honor of their family"
>>28604418
I heard muslim girls like it in the pooper!
Who /gettingcutefit/ here?
What are you doing? What are your diets like?
literally my body
is that supposed to be fit? I almost never exercise and I just eat whatever I want(I don't have much of an appetite anyway, I only eat real food)
>>28604302
who /guy who wants to be a qt girl but knows cutting his penis in half wouldn't turn him into a girl so he feels agony every day about the fact that he will never be a girl/ here?
i am now just trying to get at least some more female curves by adjusting my diet and setting up an everyday workout so i can at least feel like a qt girl while jerking off.
I'm just eating less.
Also yesterday I worked out; 30 situps and 30 pushups, congratulate me!
ITT
we post real cuck stories that happened to us
>born
>raised into an autistic man that can't talk to people
>will never mate unless I rape someone
True story.
i never had sexoriginialo
>implying robots can get a gf who could cuck them in the first place
When your parents sit you down and ask you what are your plans for the future and when are you settling down
>mum asks if brother can switch bedrooms with me
>"it will only be temporary until he moves out"
>"he won't be here forever even though you probably will"
>moms always getting pissed for no reason and asks when I'm moving out
>tell hey my arrangements to move to NYC soon
>she gets angry and tells me it's stupid to move out
My dad was right, she is a control freak always trying to control your life
>talking to your parent
What are you, gay? I just ignore their calls.
