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>tfw PooLoo
>tfw have inferiority complex when it comes to white woman
I wish I was white...
>>28608645
You are white... You're literally Caucasian.
With regards to skin color, whites aren't even white. They're pink.
>>28608645
Poloo? What?
>>28608740
white = european you fucking retard
What shit would normies potentially fall for?
Or whats the dumbest thing youve seen a normie do?
>>28608606
Saw a normie microwave their iPhone. I told them it wouldn't work, but he assured me that he read up about it on a trusted source.
i have an S5. the water thing would legit not be a problem.
Holy shit why are normies so fucking retarded
ITT we settle this question once and for all
Who was the legitimate successor of the prophet Muhammad (pbuh)?
This is like the 4th mudslime thread I've seen today
You know you can't convert us, right? Almost all of us are porn addicted, alcohol drinking, pork eating fedora tippers
>>28608547
Whichever ones are less terrorist (Hahahhaa yah right they're all suicide bombers)
>>28608547
Get out, /R9K/ is a Christian board.
How the fuck do you get rid of this shitty feeling whenever you have to work the next day?
>finally get off work
>come home at 18:00
>have a few hours of free time
>clock hits 22:00
>feeling of insane dread and panic sets in as I realize that the day is over
>reluctantly go to sleep
>repeat
How is this even a humane thing to put people through?
>>28608516
I guess when people tell you to do what you love, I guess it's not bullshit.
I'm the same way anon.
>>28608695
What if you don't specifically love any job?
bumpananan
So which archetype are you? Sloth here, or at least a bit.
>>28608419
Super Autist sans rage meter.
>>28608419
mix between the mouse and cerebrotonic
/le frog memes/ is le master race XD
![xevbellringer-hideandgoseek-hd[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/G63tPxB.jpg "xevbellringer-hideandgoseek-hd[1]")
Is this the true power of memes?
http://spankbang.com/jwn3/video/a+sticky+mess
People outside of /r9k/ call chicken tenders tendies, anon
>>28608374
>virtual mommy sex
There needs to be more of that, with actually attractive women without super obvious huge fake tits that look disgusting
>>28608635
she says
>you didn't have to spend any of your good boy points
Worst things that happened to you.
I'll start.
/r9k/
being born
original comment
Existing
oc
probably runescape
Are you ready for the matriarchy anon? Girls are outperforming boys in schools, more of them are entering university and are on their way to getting high paying jobs.
Cool with me, as long as it means that I can sit on my arse at home while my gf/wife provides for the household.
>Girls going to school for Partying 101 and Gender Equality studies = high paying jobs
>>28608321
This.
If women take over, they better support us. Being a stay-at-home Dad will be hard, and rewarding work, especially when I teach them that women have to do all of the working, and all men have to do is tidy up the house
Why do the feminists not know you guys?
https://twitter.com/AHRCdigitalfems
Do you find yourself here?
What's the best strategy against robots?
>>28608262
hopefully psychologists will stop listening to feminist lunatics eventually they are going 100% the wrong direction in trying to help people
the more they listen to these fruitcakes the more anger and hatred towards women and misunderstanding of mens issues will boil over into actual violence how can people literally be this stupid? they will never succeed in a women led strategy to convert opinion into the trite socially accepted norm through the same old insulting and demeaning tactics.
just like the mental health campaigns tagline, its time to listen.
>Get a text
>Get excited
>Annnnd it's the phone company telling me to pay my bill
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>28608098
>Getting excited that a human might potentially choose to interact with me out of their own accord
>>28608141
Not at all, but if it helps you sleep at night, I'll pretend I'm a normalfag.
>>28608084
I know that feel, anon.
>bought a Galaxy S5 two years ago thinking that having it would guarantee me a social life
>mfw two years later I haven't recieved a single text from anyone outside of my family
>mfw I'm so desperate for friends that I just upgraded to an S7, thinking it'll work this time
This girl is a Twitch streamer and is actually good at games. The fat guy is her bf.
Thoughts?
>>28608041
The fat guy plays the games for her and boosts her self esteem
/thread
Okay?
Originality at an all time high
>>28608041
Those sandals are fucking hideous.
and what are you surprised by?
That a twitch whore found a beta to support her?
nothing new
Which anime has the best world and why is it Digimon?
Any mmo like
>>28608068
I unironically do think that SAO has the best world. It's fake enough to where you're in control of your life, your stats, your abilities, your money, etc., but real enough to where every move matters. I'm just pissed about the whole ending of the game itself.
>>28608028
>Enjoying a world where you're only allowed to have one mon
OP pls.
>go to uni
>fall for the "uni is just like highschool meme"
>go in with low expectations as a result
>couple of weeks in
>have a nice friend group
>gone to a few parties
>months in
>had a few one night stands
>doing well in classes
>second semester hits
>got a gf
>joined a frat and the fun only amplified
Holy shit how are any of you faggots still robots if you're in uni. It pretty much instantly turns you into a normie.
>"uni is just like highschool meme"
It's true if you commute. Everyone knows dorm life automatically makes you a normie.
>>28607941
>It pretty much instantly turns you into a normie.
I agree. it did the same for me
robots are too scared
>>28607962
>It's true if you commute.
Can confirm this.
>living with parents
>had to drive to college
>had to get a job to buy a car
>have to leave school immediately after class to go to work
>start taking night classes to be able to work more during the daytime
>either getting up at 6:30 am to get ready and go to school or going at night and not getting home until 10pm
What do you wear?
Template
muted
I like to keep it casual
>>28607926
>fishing rod
your not even trying to hide it!
Hey guys. I want to share a story with you.
>17 yrs old
>last day of senior year
>everythingless virgin
>see a girl with braces, glasses, and acne walk by
>fuck this shit, I will never see her again so who gives a shit if I fail
>ask her what her name is, she tells me
>didn't ask for phone number or anything, just say okay cool i'm X goodbye
>so fucking proud of myself
>pathetic
>but still, I talked to a girl
>few days later
>graduation time
>walk down the aisle
>ceremony over
>standing in the middle of the football field afterwards while everyone's loving families hug them and congratulate them
>only child of divorced parents and my mom had to work so I'm there alone, friendless
>in the distance I see the girl
>fuck i'm pathetic
>try to hide behind some people taking a photo
>doesn't work
>she comes up to me
>she's holding a card
>she's holding a fern
>she tells me she got it for me as a graduation present
>pic related
we went to chinese food afterwards and she paid because i didn't bring my wallet. that was ten years ago. she has gotten rid of her braces, acne, and glasses, and is objective 8/10. even though I am the same person I always was with severe social anxiety (I basically never leave the house) she saw me for who I was and has stayed by my side. i love her for the person she is and she loves me for the person she is and that is why i am am an antisocial introverted NEET 28-year-old just like you but with a loving girlfriend. she's not just a sex toy. she is the beautiful amazing woman that saved me from a dark and miserable life and i am thankful every day that she did what she did because if she hadn't i would probably have killed myself.
the fern isn't actually a fern, it's called an air fern which is a colony of dead hydrozoans which is why it looks totally fine after being in a shoebox for the last ten years
and no, i'm not posting pics of her, none of you deserve that honor and the idea of any of you sick fucks jerking off to her makes me sick
>>28607746
so you 2 got married then or what?
You must be 18 years or older to post here, newfriend
>>28607746
I'm glad she settled for you after the cock carousel. Now you can be a good cucky wagie and support her while she balloons offa TreRay's cocksplosion.
