What would your ideal girlfriend be like?
>>28607721
My ideal girlfriend would be honest and straightforward with her feelings, choosing to be direct instead of trying to sugar coat things. She'd also be intelligent and driven, and have goals for herself, even humble ones. She'd also be kind and compassionate at heart, even if she's sarcastic and cynical on the outside. Finally, she would share some of my interests, which include all the typical nerdy things like anime and video games that every guy in threads like these seem to want. Physical attractiveness...
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>>28607721
>5'6''-5'9''
>120-140 lbs
>7-8/10 face
>Intelligence at least at the 99th percentile, preferably 99.99th percentile
>Some sort of leader. Community, research, corporate, etc.
>Calm, warm, and not easily disturbed
>>28607721
>kinda short
>skinny
>socially awkward and doesn't like to go outside
>fun person to be around
>qt 7/10
>maybe being smart
>same music taste as mine
The reason you are ugly is becauses you put no effort into your appearance.
i feel so bad for eggy he's so fucking ugly it hurts just to look at him
>>28607717
Jesus how can a person look like that?
>>28607784
inb4 a bunch of virgin NEETs come in to tell us that his life is actually amazing because he happened to get a gf
for the virgins here
having a gf isn't all that great. you may think its like in the movies where you make eachother laugh and have awesome sex all the time, but thats rarely the case
most of the time you spend with your girlfriend in the first few months is worrying whether you'll fuck up while she "trains" you and gives all her problems to you. you'll have good sex a few times, but that will get boring and monotonous eventually. you will discover that both of you were putting on versions of yourselves that you will never see again after...
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>my relationship was shit, so all relationships are shit!
I could give you my anecdote on my dating experience, won't change shit though. You know why? Because people are different you dummy.
>>28607680
Having a gf is great.
You can still fuck other girls, and if your gf leaves you, get another.
Sex is great
Try it, just go up to a girl and ask.
>>28607728
>>28607731
Don't overrate it because you have nothing else.
Marry. Fuck. Chop the body up.
They all look like the same exact person.
>>28607618
Marry Kendall, fuck Kylie, kill Kim.
None, because I don't like coalburners.
What does /r9k/ think about this movie?
reminds me of school, except i just used to leave when i had detention, no teacher could restrain me, and they aren't gonna call the cops.
its not guantanamo bay.
Normie-tier shit that makes normies think they're like us when in the end the only real robot loser stays single and does everyone's work.
More like the cuck club
>>28607524
I forgot to say that this post is on r9k's view, especially focusing on the robot in the movie.
Because I actually liked the movie, comfy and nice soundtrack. 90's HS movies are the comfiest.
When she becomes president, misogyny will be outlawed.
How are you gonna deal with that?
>>28607432
post bout it on here
>>28607432
Masturbating, mostly.
>>28607432
It's simple! I do not live in the US.
Has any of you been on the pilgrimage to Mecca?
>>28607232
I think someone should take a bomb there and blow it up.
>>28607303
#NUKES4RAMADAN
>>28607232
>tfw you'll never found a religion based around the concept of the mystery box
What are your thoughts on museums?
lol. gay bro. gay.
Brainwashing facilities.
>>28607206
I love em'
There is no comfy like empty museum comfy.
I'm bored. Should I read The God Delusion?
It's a good book, and intellectually stimulating. Better than reading /r9k/.
However, I'd much more highly reccomend the Selfish Gene.
It is the birthplace of memes, after all.
>he needs a book to tell him god doesn't exist
>implying its not common sense
If you want a scientific argument against the idea of an almighty being, yes. If you want a far better written, but less substantive, argument against God from the emotional point of view I would suggest God is Not Great by Christopher Hitchens.
so im thinking of being an hero this weekend, this decision was hard, past month was a nightmare for me
im writing this as a warning for you rest of the robots, hear my story
>finally had a beautiful girlfriend, she is nearly 8/10, im a fat average looking robot but im kinda smart and i have a good income, that enables me to dress well and take girls to nice places, so far it helped me develop the right attitude and kept my mental illness at bay
>things are good between me and my girlfriend, we keep it...
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>she takes me to the balcony for a smoke and asks if the nigger can come back with us to our place
>i ask why, she says cmon it will be an adventure, isnt he hot?
>at this point im too pussy to back out and lash out, i say its ok if she wants to flirt a bit, guy looks pretty messed up anyway, im hoping he will pass out in the road
>we take a cab and go back to my apartment, guy seems pretty alert
>they hold...
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>i try to come out manly and ask my girlfriend to suck my cock in front of the nigger to prove my alpha qualities
>she tries to suck my cuck but im so nervous i cant get it up, she says its ok but im beyond pathetic at this point
>since nigger witnessed this, he dares her to suck his cock
>he flips out his dick, its really big, mine was like 12 cm but his dick is like 20 cm or something, plus its thick af
>gf...
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Don`t kill yourself over that bitch,famalamfrienpai.Life goes on.This experience will make you more jaded and make you realize the cruelty of this disgusting world we live in.Unless you`re planning a massacre,don`t do it.
fellow blackbots how do you deal with the comstant racism coming at you on this site and in real life?
Doesn't matter because my gf is white.
>>28607168
> my gf
> r9k
>>28607143
By shooting each other.
Thank you.
>Relying on motivation to get anything done
You people are pathetic.
>tfw Cthulhu will never be real
Should I rely on fear then?
>>28607783
No. Fear itself creates motivation.
You should be controlled only by the sheer will of your mind. Not by its insatiable lust and its petulant whinings.
>tfw 18 and STILL VIRGIN
What the FUCK, women?!
>>28607070
Just an hero if it bothers you that much
19 years old virgin here. I'm close to it, though. Been as far as having a girl naked in front of me but my dick didn't get hard.
I wonder if I'll ever be normal. Looking back, I should've an heroed when I was a teenager. When I look at teens who suicide over dumb shit I think they're fucking retarded, but maybe they're actually really wise and foresaw what their future would be better than anyone else.
42 Grand Wizard here
Don't worry young one, when your mana pores open, the world will be yours.
Normie here, what you wanna know?
>>28607010
how you are going to kill yourself tonight?
>>28607010
Fuckin normie , GTFO
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>28607114
Any suggestions? I have a bit of uni work to do but after that im free.
I'm curious to see the age demographic for r9k. please participate robots!!!!!!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10228643
so many children
>>28607042
/r9k/ is full of high school rejects
>Underageb& is the highest
I bet this is real too. Im not really surprised.