Does anyone want to be my gf?
I just want to have my first kiss before I turn 25, I don't have any preferences, and I'll go to wherever you are to be with you.
pls respond
okay, maybe just a experience a friendly hug by 25? traps included too I guess.
Literally ANYONE will do.
ANYONE.
I HAVE ZERO STANDARDS.
>>28605980
But other ppl have standars
Stay out of /fit/, you cancerous fags.
>come to self improvement board
>shitpost about roaches and women
>don't lift to self improve
>wanting to be sad cunts instead of growing as a person
Memepost in your own containment board.
So they basically just act like /fit/?
>>28605486
>I've never been to /fit/ but let me tell you how things are done tehre!
Surely the people posting progress pictures, asking for advice and talking about stats and making it threads are all delusions and fantasies and googled pictures amirite, fellow /robot/? XDD
>>28605505
For the most part, yeah. Also I'm not a robot, I come here to laugh at robots, but don't act like /fit/ isn't a shithole of a board too.
WOULD YOU NORMALFAGGOTS STAY THE FUCK OFF OF MY 8.CHAN AND KEEP YOUR BULLSHIT HERE IN YOUR FUCKING CONTAINMENT BOARD
IF YOU ARE NOT A VIRGIN STAY THE FUCK OFF OF MY BOARD
IF YOU HAVE HAD A GIRLFRIEND STAY THE FUCK OFF OF MY BOARD
IF YOU RECEIVE ANY FEMALE ATTENTION, EVEN IF IT'S UNWANTED, STAY THE FUCK OFF OF MY BOARD
>>28605292
>mfw when I've had three girls offer me blowy-joeys today and refused because I am an integrity person
>mfw I still come to r9k anyways
>>28605344 (checked)
I don't care dude just keep that shit off of 8.chan please
It's the one last safe space we have
Eh used to go to 8ch net but they're a bunch of hugboxing normies get out retards and they have the herd mentality of SJW
>tfw you will see sharia law in Europe in your lifetime
>tfw you will witness the end of slut culture
>tfw you will laugh when muslims beat the shit out of stacy cunts
>tfw there will be a day when you won't have to see female university students dressing more slutty than prostitutes anymore
I'm not even a muslim, but this sounds so great. Makes me hope for a better future.
What's with all the Islam shilling lately?
>>28605202
I hope so I want to have cause to kill for. Fuck Muslims.
>>28605202
>Alcohol is haram
>Pork/bacon is haram
>Forced into believing some bullshit prophet
>Eventually ban most shit that NEETs do
Oh yeah praise Islam
Why are woman so hostile, my fellow robots?
>>28605182
Could be a case of BPD
>>28605200
bluepill disorder?
>>28605182
and which one of you is ruskie?
Hey anon, you dork :3 Hows your day going?
>>28605144
Im ok pham, how are uuu?
Didn't you get caught in the forest fire that spread in Canada?
>>28605168
Also good fampai.
>>28605179
Eeeh? I dont even live near canada anon
It seems that this quote has proven to be true.
And I'm tired /r9k/, oh I'm tired of trying and failing,again,and again and again. I'd rather die than keep trying only to see myself facing failure once again. Should I go hard core till I'm dead?! Does any of you know this suffering? Should we just give up and end it all? I know that my statement is vague, but I can apply it to everything I do, there is no description to it, It's like it's just floating on the air
There are always people in the world that have failed at life harder than you, just remember that OP.
>>28605198
That's no help to me, it only makes me more angry
>>28605071
I feel you OP
its not that i gave up, neither Iam without courage, just tired of this game/life
I don't get excited by normal porn anymore. Instead I Google stock images with naked people in and fap to that. Stock images really make horny.
Why is this?
>>28604938
I can easily fap to stock photos of clothed women
>>28604938
What's with that woman's hand?
>>28605864
it's clearly a middle aged woman
What is your favorite variation of xd
Mine is upper case x and lower d.
Xd
Share your thoughts on this current event
xD
He is laughing so hard his mouth out grew his eyes. It is both outrageous and hilarious in every way.
XD
can't go past the OG for me
>>28604933
just "xd"
costs the least ammount of efford
unless its on phone and it makes the first letter automaticly a capital letter than it's "Xd"
Would /r9k/ buy this single mom a skateboard?
>3 kids
>wants to buy a skateboard for "herself"
Well you got two probabilities
A) she's trying to cuck people out of money to buy shit for her kids
B) she's trying to cuck people out of money to buy shit for herself
Either way she's whorin out for money
>inb4 "but if she has 3 kids why lie??
ok
I hate skateboarders, beggars, single moms, and illiteracy.
It's a hard no for me.
>>28605067
Oh, and junkie/liar.
Had to sort through her alphabet soup a second time to really get those gems.
>2016
>Hasn't realized that Islam will inevitably kill all roasties,degenerates and faggots.
>Hasn't accepted Islam as the one true form of Monotheism.
>current year
>not upgrading to stereotheism
>monotheism
>true
>>28604907
>being a faggot fedora
How does it feel to be twelve?
>LIFE IS ABOUT HAVING SEX AND WOMEN CAN GET SEX EASILY SO WOMEN CAN'T HAVE A SHITTY LIFE THEREFORE FEMBOTS DONT EXIST XD
When are you finally going to grow up, manbabies?
Women. How do we stop them from posting? How do we stop them from thinking they are on equal grounds to men?
>>28604850
ha, the problem is we have to have sex with men,so it's not really even
>>28604850
fuck off asriel you always were a crybaby
It's not a problem that she's a lesbian, but
she's fucken 15 man
I can't even pic related because she's wearing a school uniform in half of them (and I respect her privacy).
>>28604815
No, I don't think you get it. It is a problem that she's a lesbian. She'll never be attracted to you, that combined with you suggesting a large age gap makes me think you should just give up as soon as possible.
>>28604906
Op is 18. Thats not a large agegap. Unless ofc you're an ameriprude
>>28604906
Sound advice OP you should take it
What is it with all women nowadays openly having an Electra complex?
It's fucking insane. Every other woman wants a guy with a beard, a guy who is taller than her, and a guy that makes a lot of money. All of these characteristics have a strong correlation with stereotypical "maturity" and the general idea of what a father would look like. Sure, these can be seen as desirable traits, in the same way a man could desire a woman with large breasts, loves to cook, and looks motherly, but the eay these particular traits and a few others are so overly fetishized causes...
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They've always been like this
The beard thing is recent though and is only a reflection of the rising popularity of beards over the past 5 years
>>28604739
> Isn't it like sooo weird that women find men with manly traits attractive?
Numale detected.
>>28604739
>general idea of what their father looks like.
ftfy
My parents are really starting to get angry at me for being a virgin at 22, what do?
Tell ur mum to let you fuck her if she wants you to stop being a virgin, or tell them to have a daughter for you to fuck when she grows up.
Start being yourself.
>>28604638
If I say that they will get even angrier dumb dumb. That's an autistic thing to say.