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AmBf is the fastest growing relationships because they are the best. Get a black gf Asian guys before another Asian scoops them all up.
tyrone dont be upset with me
>>28597480
that's not a female that's a fucking man
>>28597552
Shut up asshole thats a beautiful black woman.
>tfw no one ever put your thumb down during heads up seven up
damn i don't know this feel because i didn't become ugly and robotic until i grew older and was molested, mutilated and all that fun shit
I actually don't know that feel. I had a bro who would always choose me. We weren't friends or anything but I think he felt sorry for me.
>>28597442
i think i'm starting to realize how many social cues i missed in school...
>everyone deserves a girlfriend
nah
its just natural selection senpai
Literally who says your greentext?
>everybody deserves someone anon!
>you don't deserve shit you fucking bitter loser, kill yourself
>>28597428
>Literally who says your greentext?
yea seriously i've never once heard this shit everyone is constantly against males having sex
What is your opinion of hard drugs /r9k/?
have you ever tried them?
>>28597376
drugs are for losers desu.
meth and coke are shit for your body
deliriants suck absolute cock
opiates are fine, psychedelics and dis are god tier
>>28597376
lsd is fun and great, and the anti-robot drug
Pics that make you go 'hmm..' thread.
It's late here, a good time to trade 'hmm' pics. Post strange shit, discuss strange shit, then go to sleep. I'll start. Anyone have sauce on this?
>>28597354
This one makes me feel sick
ReaIIy makes you think a lil...
Well this seems ok
what are some red flags for grills?
tell me robots, what are some red flags that experience has taught you watching girls.
I'll start
>owns a dildo.
>tattoos
>no/abusive father
>obsession with social media
>drinks
>>28597325
Big jugglers
>does drugs
>slut
Any tips and such? Besides going into an alley, I've already tried that.
Happened to me via craigslist, maybe try that?
>>28597332
That's a good idea, anon. Thank you <3
bumpereeorio?
What is your inner monologue like and how do you interact with it and/or quiet it? CAN you even keep it quiet? Do you think in pictures and words or just one?
Explain your inner monologue, robots.
I don't have an inner monolog
usually it's silent. if i start wanting to think about something i'll discuss it in my mind. i don't have a photographic memory though i wish i did, i dont usually think in pictures. but yeah, it's pretty quiet most of the time. comes with being depressed i think.
Bunch of copies of myself sitting in a circular stone meeting hall with everyone having their own little section and desk and shit.
One of me has the floor and we all sit around and debate shit, different parts of my psyche taking their turn to make their point. Sometimes multiple facets form a delegation on an idea and make a group presentation. Sometimes one individual facet will get a veto or raise a point that trumps everything else.
Usually we talk about why I haven't killed myself yet.
Same motion on the floor over and over again gets monotonous though so sometimes we just put off talking about it till later.
>thanks anon you're so kind for coming to the clothes store with me. I need to know how this bra looks on me, come on lets go to the changing room. wait, you're not going to be weirded out by seeing me in my bra, right anon?
How do you respond?
*zip up pants*
>>28597118
Let's go :^) She probably already thinks I'm gay, nothing to lose at this point
just take a selfie you dumb bitch
>tfw someone's inside my computer
>they shift around folders and icons on my desktop while I'm browsing the internet
I don't want to dig out all my old shit and reinstall everything
Try not to care like I did. The person still tries to trigger me but I couldn't give two fucks. I have an offline computer I use for all my coding and special stuff
If it really bothers you...
>step 1 unplug Ethernet.
>>28596834
>>28596932
You're probably both just schizophrenics.
>>28596834
Have you gotten your home tested for carbon monoxide?
ITT: We rate my GF
This is her doing a cosplay of Ryuk from Death Note. She is qt3.14 japanese weab girl, and people at school see her as average looking but to me she is quite attractive. What do you guys think?
>>28596777
What the fuck OP, is this legit?
>>28596870
Hello fellow Texas anon.
As for you, OP, she's like a Solid 3 maybe 4. Get that roastie outta here
>>28597111
>Texas anon.
Lol what made you think I was from Texas? I am in US tho.
So anon you spent another weekend alone eh? How s that going for you?
>>28596740
It sucks ass friendo. What about you?
>>28596874
I wouldn't know anon, I have lots of friends
>>28596950
Impressive array of pups.
As for spending the weekend alone, how else am I supposed to spend it?
> Three 2 paragraph essays due tomorrow
> I haven't even started
>mfw 173,981,426.5 dekaliter essays due in 2 arc seconds
do I kill myself now
>5.26578938e+54 planck seconds long astral metabiology presentation due tomorrow
>Didn't even sign up for the class
>mother getting checked for some kind of vagina cancer tomorrow after she bled for an entire month
Post your unforgivable fetishes.
>>28596604
>Ohio
Literally never fails to make me laugh
My own worst fetishes?
Cock vore is probably the most obscure one.
Succubus drain / soul drain / muscle drain / dick stealing - all kind of in the same vein but not quite so obscure.
>floor tiles
>UTV
>ohio
>contemplating dog knees
fuck those fucking threads man
>>28596604
i kinda like chubby girls desu i always thought that was pretty degenerate
> tfw you haven't seen your fiance since March & you miss her so much you get so depressed you spend most of your time in your room & on 4chan all day.
Things will get better man.
Time will pass & things will get better soon.
I know that feel bro i have been going through the same thing sometimes i loose hope.
