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>Where do you live?
>Where do you want to live?
Arizona
Anywhere cold year round
>Alabama
>either NYC or an equally dense city, or a bigass ranch in the midwest
>>28595355
>Where do you live?
Bay Area
>Where do you want to live?
I like it here desu
Hawaii might be cool
Connecticut
New Hampshire
>tfw no eleksyon voting, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, kape brewing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
Is there really no end in sight for this?
>>28595310
it's been too long since we've had this thread. welcome back.
Jokes on you nigga
>anon, what are these stains all over your room?
>>28595214
>tfw stop leaving cum stains all over the place
>Feel good about myself
>get a gf
>now leaving gf's squirt stains all over the place, and it's the same fucking colour and consistency of stain
End my life
>>28595296
>squirt stains
It's piss with small amount of pussy mucous, mate. They're piss stains.
So I ejaculated into a little bottle (I can't make myself consume my semen immediately after, so I thought I'd save it for later). It's been in the bottle for a few hours and I'm not horny enough yet. How long will it last in there?
Where are you shitposting from currently?
>>28595156
Looks comfy, where do you live OP?
>>28595156
I'm currently shitposting from my computer.
>>28595189
Fort McMurray, which is why I'm staying in a cabin in Golden BC
>tfw fruit fly infestation
GET THE FUCK OUT
>literally me
what country/part of the country do you live in?
>>28595126
Get a cup, put a centimeter of vinegar in, cover the top with plastic wrap with a hole the diameter of your finger poked in it. Theyll be trapped and they will die.
anon, pour a bunch of boiling water down your drains and also do the thing with vinegar (apple cider vinegar is preferred).
>"WHEN U NUT AND SHE KEEPS SUCKING XD"
Why are normie memes the worst?
>>28595065
because you are a khv, fapping alone in your room?
>>28595065
Just because you won't get access to my mouth or pussy don't mean it's a bad meme
>>28595116
imagurl btw
Been working the same job for 8 months now and still make $7.80
Please just kill me or give me advice.
Not a drug addict or anything. I work in a wealthy area in a retail store so it fucking kills me that I still get paid minimum wage. I am on the verge of quitting. Tired of waiting for a mere 25 cent pay raise. This shit is terrible and the more I think about it the more my adrenaline and frustration almost busts out of my skin
>working below minimum wage
>how?
>>28595038
Increase your skills faggotron. Or try applying to other places while you still have a job. Stop being such a cuck and accepting society's cock being forced down your throat.
>>28595038
And the managers expect all employees to be very friendly to customers and always smiling. How the fuck can I be happy and smile to selfish, despicable customers who I HATE, when I make only $200 a week?
Just bought a HTC Vive VR headset with my NEETbux, and I have a story for ya /r9k/.
>be 26yo fat NEET virgin, living with his mother blabla
>want to have a somewhat realistic experience of sex
>saw that VR is actually becoming a thing, preco a Vive one right away for pr0n with my NEETbux
>I wait for about 2 month before the thing finally arrive cuz Eurabia is a shithole
>finally arrive, my mom ask me what it is, I blatantly lie about it, saying it's like a thing to lose weight or some shit so she's proud
>"oh ok anon, work hard sweethearth! if you want some advices, ask me! :)"
>feel kinda bad because she really want me to lost weight n' shit, but hey, i gotta have sex now
>go into my room, install the set and launch google and go to pornhub
>in almost all the videos, the guy is on a bed or at least lying down on something
>decide to do the same on my half broken bed for more immersion
>launch the video
>fuckyesfinally.jpg
>wow it's pretty immersive, the girl start giving a blowjob
>i try to see her, but can't because it's too tiring and i'm too fat
>stand up so I can see her
>i'm so fucking fat I can't even look that much down, can only go halfway
>decide to finish masturbating to the horrible sounds of her sucking a guy's dick while watching the ceiling
>tfw I can't even see my dick being blown in virtual reality
just end me already, I've saved money for about 3 month for that
you won't see me buying one of those, they come with cameras that track all your shit for marketing data purposes
>>28594992
So they'll just market newer better porn at him. What's the harm?
>>28595175
I don't want all my private moments recorded and stored in a database for eternity
Quiz!
>Black Pigeon Speaks, Elliot Rodger, or Anders Breivik?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZvAQ7gxxMI
Take the quiz, robots, post results!
I got 12/12. Their manner of speech is entirely different. BPS has a coherent and reasoned message, while Breivik is a closet Zionist and Rodger is a sex deprived hapa.
Why are you linking us this silly Britbongistanian, anon? Why is he trying to prove BPS guilty via association instead of examining the facts(or supposed falsehoods) he presents?
Who is this BPS? I see him a lot on youtube nowadays, is he the new Millennial Woes?
>>28596163
He's way more popular then millennial woes.
Can any robots explain "uncut pride", specifically with Non American users that live in places where it is common to be uncut.
>>28594800
It's a reaction to being mocked in Gym class for having an uncut penis. It would probably be reduced if people had been allowed to wear clothing during gym.
>>28594800
I guess it's pride in not having a dick which looks like a rotting mushroom.
I suppose it's a reaction to the body-shaming of intact guys that exists in the US (to varying degrees depending on region etc.) and is sometimes done online.
Sort of along the same lines as women who are well pleased with their sex organs and how they work and the pleasure they give, and want to say it out loud to work against body shaming.
>Leaving for the Army basic+AIT in 2 weeks
>gunna be away from home for like 5 months
>parents want to have a going away party for me
>invited all my relatives
>mom told me to invite my friends
>mfw I have no friends to invite and my parents last memory of me is gunna be me being a loser with no friends
post on /soc/. maybe they'll be pretend friends for the day.
>>28594784
>fighting for the eternal jew
lol you fucking welfare queen.
>my parents last memory of me
You planning on getting yourself killed?
I'm sick of getting rejected. There is nothing wrong with me.
ur a big fat meanie!
>There is nothing wrong with me
Being a smelly creepy neckbeard virgin isn't nothing anon :^)
One - Nothing wrong with me
Two - Nothing wrong with me
Sunday night drugs thread?
Just bought a pack of generic CCCs, couldnt find robogels, probably will take all 16
Already did a pretty heavy session of 5 tabs of nbome and like 1 gr of amphetamines on friday. Tripped really hard, the visuals were insane, i was recovering the last 2 days from that, today weed and beer.. need some time to recover the dopamine/serotonin
I'm out of cash, and all I have is some adderall and a shitty molly. I just want to smoke a bowl and be at peace, but instead I'm going to stay up all night wondering where it all went wrong.
>"Anon, all you have to do about your depression is stop being sad and just be happy, i mean you are the one that decides to be sad :^)"
>>28594673
Why did you use a pic of onision during an era he was depressed but fake being happy?
Either way that guy won the normie olympics and is rich and has gfs all the time
>>28594673
Did he just finish eating jello?
>>28594673
>every call gets more and more crazy and desperate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPnC3n2fpYs
>Mom was cleaning my room
>Found a stash of my little sister's panties between my bed and box spring
>Hasn't talked to me in 5 days
>Won't let me near my sister
>Heard my parents talking about kicking me out last night
I had another stash in my closet, which she didn't find, so here it is, as proof. What the FUCK am I supposed to do?
>>28594606
how old are you? maybe its time to leave anon
those panties are very cute though. i think you did the right thing.
>>28594629
I'm 27. My sister is like 9.
>>28594606
Sever all ties with your family and move across the country (assuming you're American. If not, you may wanna try moving to another country if yours is smallish.) and start a new life. Hope to God nobody finds you and you're gucci.
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