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> Tfw she snapchats you first and asks you out
What made you /happy/ today anon?
bump? She said she was gonna each me how to cook at her house lol
>>28596432
Nothing. I met with some old HS buddies, and all they talked about was all the friends they had made and all the parties they have been to at university, and all their drunken sexual achievements.
I've never been more disgusted in my entire life. I languished for nine months in my dorm room alone, literally going mad in the process, attempting suicide twice (I chickened out both times) in secret. I couldn't stand listening to them for another moment.
>>28596432
The girl I'm dating told me I'm gorgeous, so that made me feel good.
How many times can you fap a day before you''re spent? Two? three?
Once leaves me drained emotionally and mentally for a day or two after.
My record was around 15 or so, when I was off my meds and on my "meds". I spent all day in bed rotating between movies, vidya, and fapping, occasionally multitasking.
I look back on the experience fondly.
>>28596417
Because I am the most worthless nerd imaginable, I have done trials to see how many times I can go a day and what affects it.
The most I ever got was 11 (although I did fuck a girl 12 times in a day once).
What affects it is partially diet in a small small way, but mostly exercise and sunlight. Get your vitamin D niggas it makes your dick go overtime.
That was years ago though. now that i'm in my 30s, I only can do 4 at most, on a good day.
SIXTEEN YEAR OLD SISTER JUST CAUGHT ME CROSSDRESSING IN HER CLOTHES
MY RELIGIOUS CONSERVATIVE PARENTS ARE HOME AND THEY ARE TALKING SHE'S CRYING I'M FUCKED
WHAT DO I DO
>>28596189
HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA
HA HA HA AHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAH
Do a flip
Off a building
>religious conservatives
You are fucked.
...Age?
>2016
>still being alive
how do you do it? what motivations do you have to keep living?
Give me a dignified and civilized death and I'd be out tomorrow - but for some reason its illegal for a doctor to euthanize me.
I don't actually want to die, I just want to disappear. I wish I never existed.
>>28596103
kind of want to see how leicester city do in the champions league
want to play the new deus ex game
can't drink if i'm dead
>tfw medical doctor but I want a gf like this who just makes me buy her clothes, and she just sits at home getting high and listenning to music, shopping all day
holy shit guys help me get onnnnnnnnnnnne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjSDI69WVsQ
>>28596057
Just get a simple bitch and introduce them to weed. That's pretty much what you're looking for, and they're everywhere.
>>28596101
you think i can get a pretty one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYchlSA4w4c
with a huge ego?
>>28596057
If you actually have a doctor's income it should really not be a problem to find a hot gold digger.
Literally just say you are a doctor to any girl.
Is tonight the night guys?
Can I be strong guys?
>>28596077
Yeah OP, I'd say you can make it.
>>28596077
Find something you can live for. Move if you have to. If something is causing these feelings, you need to get them out of your life.
You know what to do; share yours and rate others'.
no one answered last time
>>28596064
>salad
Oh boy
>>28596140
>American Psycho
Fantastic taste.
What's your favorite type of (You)? Me? I love getting "This" (You)s.
>>28595983
>I love getting "This" (You)s.
That's a good (You) right there. Clean and smooth, goes down easy.
This (you)s are annoying and pointless.
It was already said, you're not offering anything to the conversation by just saying >THIS
Any kind of positive (You) really. I hate getting (You)'s from normies and they disagree with me.
Asian feels thread
>tfw confirmed manlet for life
>tfw never going to have good facial hair
>tfw dicklet
>>28595948
>tfw half black asian
>better hair
>good facial hair
>decent dick
>6'0"
thank god my father had the foresight
>>28595991
fuck off nigger
original post is original
>>28595991
Bro-tier father
who else /wish they were born a woman/ here?
Not in the "I'm a fucking fag and want to be a little girl and wear panties and shit" way. More in the "I wish I could sit on the internet and call all men rapists and tweet #killallmen and victimize myself up and down the street while simultaneously collecting all my free shit I'm entitled to as a women" kind of way.
fuk u guys
I wish I was a hot dyke sometimes.
I am a woman.
I've never had a boyfriend before. I've never held hands or kissed.
I'm 22 years old. I'm no model but I am not hideous or obese. I work 8-5 at a job I hate.
Where is my free shit?
Where are my suitors?
Where are the men offering me flowers?
I've literally never had a man that isn't my dad or grandpa call me beautiful before.
I really want to get married. I am very conservative and pure.
Where is my free shit???
You know what to do. Post songs that are just so strong they make you cry
I am going to save that picture and masturbate to it later.
>>28595605
Go figure
I didn't feel a single thing when I first heard this album.
Then my aunt died, and that night I ended up putting this on. I chainsmoked and cried through most of it, and haven't listened to it since.
I'm not sure if I would outright recommend it, there's some weak spots, but it means so much to me now.
>tfw half black
>tfw there's no black women within a 50 mile radius of me
>tfw even if there were they wouldn't want anything to do with me and I probably wouldn't want anything to do with them
>tfw almost all white town where the women want nothing to do with my black fucking self
I'm trying to accept the fact that I'm going to die alone. At least my parents are still happy together. They get to have a bond that I'll never form with anyone.
>>28595558
Find another half nigger.
Sucks to be you. Funny because half black women don't even realise they are niggers sometimes. They buy into we're all the same and think they can get a white bf. The hottest ones can but most can't. It shouldn't be hard to find some desperate half black like yourself
>tfw full black
>>28595604
Those don't exist near me either.
If you don't like cats you are a retard
>>28595517
Nobody cares
leave
>>28595517
Retards can love cats too, senpai.
>want to get cat
>sister severally allergic
This is my punishment for not moving out I suppose.
>be black
>make friends with two dudes from /pol/
>they have this air about them that they know everything
>constantly call me a nigger both over IM and on call
>talk about race all the time
>make fun of me constantly but say it's just bantz
>after I finish speaking with them I feel either incredibly depressed or a bit angry
Is this a healthy way to live? Am I even supposed to make friends with people from chans if I'm not white?
>>28595512
>/pol/
Yeah, if you hang out with trash you're eventually going to start to smell. No sympathy.
>>28595512
You need to find their gfs and BLACK them. It's the only way to assert your dominance.
That, or finding them and BLACKing them and making them love the BBC.
in all seriousness, >>28595533
They aren't your friends. Take it from another minority, they say it's bantz so they can keep you around and talk shit on you as a punching bag. They see you as an "exceptional nigger" that is smart enough to comprehend their insults so they can feel big.
You need to block them before you end up kiling yourself.
Would you do anything for her?
>>28595442
I'd push her into the cold, icy water.
>>28595442
Chain her onto a helium balloon and send her down to her watery grave.
BEGONE TURKROACH
