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Post tracks that you can listen to all the time to cheer yourself up
youtube.com/watch?v=dXCdhy_V44s
Starting off with a life sim that lets you forget how terrible the real world is
Need some auditory anti depressants right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAioanQMG_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb5gWqUBtvk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGM8-YN5B64
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFvt2cNSOaM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKAc3nYEatw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbX59fD8xi4
>tfw a white male tries to talk to me about politics
White male here. I'm voting for Hilary.
>>28593651
Such a precise generalization that leads to such strong generalizations is practically the definition of bigotry. Congrats Anon you are a retard
>>28593695
You're man enough to vote for Hilary.
is being vegan for normies or is it robot tier?
It's not inherently either.
>>28593532
I agree! upboateeeeed
eating lentils all day every day is robot-tier
eating morning star veggy patties and almond butter on whole grain toast is normie-tier
Why don't you have a pretty black gf yet r9k?
>implying any girl wants me
Please. I'm too bitter for that.
>>28593399
but I doin my dreams
>>28593399
>black female
>pretty
my fucking sides
Is she her GF ?
This girl is kind of into me but she came with this guy at a friend's gathering once. I've never seen them get intimate whatsoever. I know she lives with him and 2 others girls so he could be her roomate but this pic I found on FB could signify she's his GF.
Also he's beta as fuck
Opinion ?
Doesn't matter, just go for it you pussy.
She's clearly a whore. So go for it if you're into that.
Dude the only way to find out is to send anonymous letters written in letter clippings demanding the truth
MMMPH! ANON--THAT PIE WAS FOR THE PARTY!
>>28593291
Hahaha I can't stop laughing
I have a sleep deprivation fetish.
I have a lot worse fetishes comparatively but this one I've absolutely never seen anyone else have. It's the idea of slowly becoming delirious after days and days of not being allowed to rest, I think
>tfw no cute sadistic gf to shock me every time I close my eyes
>>28593291
I have a fetish for love
Is that a thing, or does everyone have that but they just don't show it, or have given up on it?
What percentage of women are actually able to deepthroat? And if they can does that mean they've sucked a ton of dicks or are some chicks just naturally good at it?
Also, does it feel much better than a standard bj or is it just a meme?
>>28593163
It's just a meme, nothing special.
>>28593185
Damn, that's disappointing. Why do you say nothing special?
anyone can deepthroat just like anyone can chug a beer really fast. it's just a matter of effort
some people have problems breathing through their noses so that might get in the way of them being able to hold the position. some dicks are simply too big for a mouth. some people may have fucked up sharp teeth that will become a problem if you don't take precaution or get too rowdy. also gag reflexes/ lots of variables but yes anyone and everyone can deepthroat.
Why nobody fron 4chan wants to be my bf? ;-;
>>28593136
You want to know why? Because we're too in love with ourselves, or on the flip side to that we think no one can love us because of our own self-hatred.
>>28593197
Both at the same time honestry famiry
Also conversation is difficult and scary, especially with a stranger.
>>28593136
Because you're male.
I FUCKED UP TODAY
> I lost the pic I had of my oneitis trying to clear out my tablet
> no fucking backups
> oneitis has been scrubbing their internet history and it's getting harder to fuel my obsession
> assume this is a sign I need to let go
> only want to dig deeper
> can't just be blessed with a new oneitis so I can move on with my life
> can't even look to oneitis' face for comfort now
REEEEEEEEEE
>>28593065
BTFO, noob
I fucked up today.
I was drinking moonshine out of a mason jar and after a few swigs I was a little tipsy so I accidentally grabbed my glass candle holder and downed molten candle wax into my mouth instead of moonshine.
>>28593296
FUCK OFF CHAD THAT PIC WAS RARE AF
>turn 22 in november
>done literally nothing with my life
>virgin
>nobody really likes me at all
>personality is retreating and I'm becoming more and more reserved, truly don't feel like I'm the same person that I was 3 years ago
>getting back to the point where I'm incredibly uncomfortable unless I'm alone
>feel like my mind was hollowed out, just complety blank, no new thought, just constant memories of my failure
>don't feel like I belong in the world, everything is alien to me
how is suicide not the perfect solution for me
Develop alcoholism and you're literally me.We're not going to make it.
>>28593063
yeah i drink a lot when i have the opportunity
>>28593298
Do you have any ambitions? I gave up on everything because it seemed dull and pointless.
>tfw couldn't get hired anywhere else so work at mcdonalds now
>tfw have shift again tomorrow and I'm literally shaking and crying uncontrollably at the thought of this
WHY CAN'T I BE AN ASTRONAUT OR A MOVIE STAR? IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO END LIKE THIS! I WASN'T A BAD BOY I DID MY BEST WHY AM I BEING PUNISHED?
>>28592962
There's still time.....
But in all seriousness, it's not a bad place to work. Just be chill.
How long have you been there?
Don't go.
Quit your job.
Fuck it. It's better to be homeless than work as McCuck.
Become a NEET, if you can't do that. Then kill yourself, life ain't worth wageslaving around.
You can have a dinner party with 5 historical figures/celebrities, alive or dead.
Who do you choose?
2pac hitler jesus myself and your mom
Jesus (no need to bring liquor either)
Muhammed
Adolf Hitler
Benjamin Franklin
Mustafa Kemal Ataturk
>Plato
>Artisotle
>Hume
>Kant
>Hegel
It would be very enlightening
How competent are you at life, according to the buzzfeed normalfags?
https://www.buzzfeed.com/leonoraepstein/how-many-basic-skills-do-you-have?utm_term=.elarl99jL#.auQELGGxg
>tfw only 70/100 at most
JUST
I'm guessing 20 or less
Let's see...
55
>my father never taught me shit
I'm inept. That's like my most defining trait
I honestly wish I could be more competent.
The only thing I ever wanted was a gf. But I will never have a gf. I've posted probably thousands of times, and no girl ever offered to be my gf. Well I guess one girl did but obviously it didn't work out obviously
Sorry. Goodbye /r9k/ I'm killing myself
BYYYYYYYYEEEEE!!!!
tbo
>>28592479
Do it you fat fucking faggot
>>28592479
Lose more weight, buddy.
>no businesses wants to hire you if you've never worked before
>no girls want to date you if you're a virgin
JUST
>>28592472
JUST lie
orageanal
>>28592472
*the hole gets deeper*
>>28592472
If you're 25 or over just try to get on NEETbucks, honestly.
