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>Sitting in room
>doing nothing
>just staring at the wall
>stare at bed
>stare at a pile of books i'm supposed to read for an exam i have in one week
>stare at an apple on the shelf, which i don't even know how old is
>stare at messy room and all the dust that's congregating
>turn to look at clock
>22:15
>too early to go to bed
>stare at the wall
>pick up my 3DS
>getting ready to play some pokemon
>stare at the screen
>close it and put it back down
>stare at books
>need to pee
>"oh goodie! now i get to spend one minute going to the bathroom"
>come back
>repeat
>>28588046
>falling for the education jew
what do you WANT to do
>>28588083
I don't know
I'm in the course for Ancient Culture, which is interesting, but the whole deal of reading to study is just appalling to me and i can't stay focused
nothing seems more appealing either
I did one year of english, which didn't was even worse
and before that (not payed studying, it's different in my country from USA) i tried drawing, photo, chemistry and mechanics
but nothing's doing it for me
>>28588046
>trying to fall asleep
>feel like doing something
>do not feel motivated enough to actually do something with purpose
>finally give in and take my phone
>look up stupid shit
>come across some pic which makes my dick tingle
>immediately switch to porn, my hand death gripping my dick without my bigger brain even noticing
>have a nasty wank session, edging for about an hour
>finally push to far, willpower breaks in, arch my back as I jizz all over my stomach
>now covered in sweat and own cum, look at the time, it is 3a.m.
>have to get up early tomorrow
>decide to listen to some music before falling asleep
>try not to cry and ignore the thought that I am a miserable and disgusting creature which tried to scrub its own semen of its skin moments ago
>fail and roll up into fetal position as I push out two tears
>feel absolutely empty
>pull out earplugs
>stare at the sky through my window until I fall asleep
>feel like dying the next morning
That is pretty much every second night of my life.
I'm a guy trying to figure out how to shave my pubes/dick/balls. Advice?
>>28588035
I've been working with a disposable mens' razor and some trimming scissors, but just straight-up shaving looks weird against hairy legs
Straight razor and a bottle of gin
practice. pull your ball skin over your cock shaft and shave that flat surface. repeat x20. soon it will take you like 45 seconds to do a once over of your balls every time you shower
Let me put the final nail in the coffin with the subject of confidence and women. When talking to girls, how attractive you are to them will determine how confident they allow you to act. Let me explain. When I'm talking to girls I clearly am above looks wise, they act submissive in conversation and allow me to dictate it. They allow me to be confident. When I try to take this same confidence and swagger and use it on attractive girls, they shoot me down very quickly and put me back in my place. They become super confrontational or irritated. When a better looking guy enters the conversation, they allow him to be confident, them the inferior him the superior.
Basically, she will determine how confident you can act around her based on how good you look. You cannot fake confidence no matter how hard you try, you can only be confident around women that allow you to be. Now before feminism this wasn't a problem because no matter how bad a guy looked, he was always a man therefor superior. A man was always to be respected, women and children were inherently "lower" then all men. The way it should be, the way it is in rural tribes all over Africa and the Amazon.
>implying I allow women to dictate what I can and can't do
Especially when the roofie kicks in
>>28587815
This is a complete load of pussy faggot virgin bullshit. I know chad-looking guys who can't get anything because they act all creepy and talk about shit like anime in public. I'm an average looking guy and Ive had great pussy because I was forward, honest and tried to show genuine interest in them.
You're just blaming the world - grow the fuck up
this needs to be bumped
Are you looking forward to being wiped out in the coming centuries, whitefags?
i'll be dead before then
if the race war happens i'll be prepared
why do mayates act like they'll take over jajaja
usa latino in 40 years mayates & gringos your women will belong to us jajajajajaja
>>28587820
please kill all niggers based spic overlord
EVERYONE POST YOUR HEIGHT AND HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW
6'3 / 190.5 cm
>5'8
>if i were taller i would get laid easily
5'6
it's alright, i'm ok with it
>>28587636
190.5 is 6'2
>I'm 6'3/193 cm
>I like to tower people in other countries but where i live it's slightly above average height, so there are many taller guys than me.
I'm 21 and a kissless virgin and no girls on /soc/ seem to find me attractive. What is wrong with my face? Why can't I attract girls?
I was recently diagnosed with OCD and major depressive disorder as well as bdd with psychotic symptoms and I don't know how to fucking deal with life anymore. I used to enjoy life and had interests and hobbies and was happy until I found out nobody wanted me..
/soc/ made me insane and suicidal and I just want help. I have a mental illness and cannot stop posting. Please just help me out of kindness so I can live my life again.
Baby face and acne.
Grow a beard .
>>28587587
>I was recently diagnosed with fake diseases that completely excuse my behavior and place the blame squarely on my biology instead of my inability to adapt to social situations
Also your face is boring; that's literally the biggest problem with it.
you are not alone with this feels bro
Daily reminder that this faggot is not one of us. Do not let him post here or give him attention.
>on YouTube and Instagram
>in with MDE and other YouTubers
>has friends
>gets BTFO'd by true robots often
>is an obnoxious wannabe chad
>is not NEET
Don't fall for this faggot's games. I know some of you like him, but stop. He and all the other tripfags can fuck off of this board.
>>28587520
I want to cum on his cheekbones
your forgot
>has kissed, hugged and had a girlfriend
>>28587520
how do i know that you are not him? WELL???
You leave your Asian friend alone with your dog, cat, and bird
come back and she looks like this
what do you do?
>>28587518
Asians don't eat cats.
>>28587518
Send DNA from the cat and dog to clinic to find out which one cucked me. Also book an appointment at the doctors to check I haven't got dementia.
I'm not sure I understand. She's pregnant with an animal?
Hey you, yeah you.
Beg for a gf/bf ITT. List your requirements now.
-2D
-Cute
please.
Mods, another /soc bullshit thread you keep deleting is back
All I ask for in my bf is for him tofuck off to /soc/ or /b/
Do you try to get a better look? Pretend you are walking around in the area looking for something? Did you ever see any women remarkable sizes?
i try to make photo with my cellphone and then i masturbate at home
I acknowledge that she has huge tits and then I carry on with whatever I was doing because I'm not some kind of autistic child that can't just look up "big tits" to jerk off to when I get home.
>>28587560
there's always this one guy in the thread
Once you get a gf, then what do you do?
Take her out to eat, have long conversations, provide and enjoy companionship, and fuck. There's a lot more in between but those are the highlights.
>>28587292
Aren't you supposed to do some of that with her before you gf?
>>28587265
Ignore her and post original comments
How do you shakeout, robots?
Turns out I'm an 81...just on the cusp of cyborg life...
>>28587216
47 - mid robot
>>28587840
69 - cyborg
Thank you for understanding that I don't feel at home with both you autists and the normies. Thank you, picture
>>28588566
I forgot to delete the post number so I accidentally replied to your post, anon
Why, as a FUCKING WHITE MALE, do I find Asians so attractive?
You're a faggot that's why
Most Asians are below 8
And I never saw a 10 asian
Because anime and weeb culture. Asians are disgusting, insect looking creatures, but you've been brainwashed into thinking they're attractive by consuming Otaku culture.
>>28587141
But I'm bisexual, not a full. Blown fag.
What went wrong?
Select all images with a store front.
>>28587099
his sleeves turned mustard brown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxpVwBzFAkw
>origami comment
>>28587099
Death of the family unit. And before you blame gays and trans, it started long before them. LGBT are a symptom of the disease, not a cause. The disease is hyper-individualism, divorce, atomic family units, greed, to an extent feminism, multiculti (caused by corporate greed), and just a general collapse of notions of community, society, and family, replaced by selfishness.
Am I ugly? I want a gf so bad. Asked over 342 girls out last year, still single. How can I make this my summer?
>Asked over 342 girls out last year
That's like a girl a day.
We're you just approaching complete strangers?
Yes, you are fairly ugly.
>>28587037
Get rid of the facial hair and stop looking like you're about to kill yourself at any given moment
