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Does sex just seem totally impossible? It's absolutely mind blowing to me how many normals have fulfilling sex lives
It's easy to have a fulfilling sex life when your standards are normie-tier.
Have you never seen the average male? I remember a 4/10 would walk into the area and all the guys would be like "WOAAAH SHE SO FUCKING HOT BRAHH", and I am just sitting there in disgust at how pathetic the average male is.
It's nothing miraculous or impossible once you find the right person, I'm still FWB'ing my ex and after some cock strectching etc she's literally gasping for air and rolling her eyes back cumming on my dick while I'm like "meh" just getting my rocks off.
It might be a little scary with a new person but after a very short get to know time it becomes more fun than tense.
>>28583095
You're definitely not one of the pathetic ones huh?
Tell me about the reviewer.
Why does he were the suit?
it's extremely comfortable
because swag is for boys and class is for men
>>28583022
It is what it is
origi
I just realized this is gonna end up being me.
Only 15 more years to go.
>tfw women won't stop laughing at you
>>28583018
I am almost 27 and recently for the first time in my life I seem to be attracting women somehow.
>>28583034
that's because they had their fun time in their teens and early 20s and now they want to settle down with a nice guy
it's roasties 101 really
>>28583018
>tfw no sex
>tfw you turn 30 this month
>tfw the last ten years went by so quick
This is all getting too real.
>He doesn't fight against modern feminism
>>28582878
>I don't trust atoms
What did he mean by this?
>>28582911
The bottom line says"they make up anything"
>>28582878
I actively fight feminism in subtle ways. Such as making sure a door hits a feminist when walking into a store or making the women who I know are feminists suffer at work.
It's ironic how people are the loneliest in big cities.
I would go absolutely insane if I lived in a city
Some kind of psychic claustrophobia
I literally do not understand how people in cities manage to not blow their brains out every day
>tfw you just want to settle down in a beautiful countryside area and be completely self-sustaining
>grown your own food
>have some farm animals
>have hot incestuous relationships with your multiple daughters
One of my biggest regrets is moving from a small town to a major metropolitan city. It's extremely isolating. Yesterday was a sunny Saturday afternoon and I walked through 2 large apartment complexes and some business areas while looking at places to rent, and barely saw 3-4 people the entire time. This is hours of walking through residential areas. Everyone just stays shut indoors all the time and nobody talks to eachother or looks at eachother. People come and go so much you can't even count on creating rapport with your mailman or your auto mechanic because they change. There's diversity so even when you do pass by people there's a 80% chance they're speaking another language. 21st century big city life is very lonely.
How do people get annoyed by this type of thing? If you are a guest at someones house you are free to ask for food or drink, in fact in my country the second you walk through the door they are already serving you food.
>>28582633
>in fact in my country the second you walk through the door they are already serving you food.
it's like that in every country except america.
>>28582652
this
its crazy how culturally backward america actually is
>>28582633
>>28582652
>>28582705
nigga if you come to my house I aint spending resources on your ass.
if you hungry, you shoulda brought ur own damn food you fucking leech.
>somewhere in the world there is a 10/10 stacy who is a huge fan of eggman watches his videous religiously
Literally me except probably only 8/10 on a good day
>>28582515
suck my cock immediately
>>28582515
do you wanna chat about life? I'm not autistic and can do a thing or two with conversations
cheers
Is anyone else afraid of their first kiss?
She'll probably laugh at me because I'm so bad at it.
My first kiss laughed at me because I was so bad at it. Luckily I was 14 so it was nbd
i was drunk at the time of my first (and only)
I dont like kissing. dont think i ever will either.
if i ever get a gf shell propably just leave me cuz she would think that i dont love her because i wont kiss her
>>28582471
same here desu senpai
>be me, 14
>hooking up with qt goth, 17
>we sit in the park
>I'm too scared to make a move
>awkward talk for like 15 minutes
>"will you just kiss me already, anon!?"
>lean in and kiss her
>"have you even kissed anyone before, for fucks sake?"
>"no"
>"wait...I'm your first?"
>"yeah"
>"oh"
>we continued kissing for half an hour and went home
>never heard of her again
>still miss her
Tell me the one thing that fucking grinds your gears
>>28582422
that im not getting these sweet dubs like you famalam
People fighting to get their car in front of mine, only to turn onto another road a couple seconds later.
Seriously rustles my jimmies.
>>28582422
>walking to work
>headphones on but no music
>people are talking shit about me after they pass like calling me weird or a virgin as if i couldn't hear them
>post results
>how you're feeling atm
>what you need atm
Feel like tomorrow is coming too soon and the pressure of parents being in the house, also feel disgusted because I just ate too much for lunch.
Need to die.
http://www.celebritytypes.com/global-style/test.php
i need pussy
I'm getting too old to be a KV NEET but I have no idea how to go about putting my foot in the door. Both the potential future where I continue NEETing it up in my bedroom and the potential future where I go outside and try to earn myself a life are terrifying to me.
Most people here who score 50+ on more than six categories are likely very impressionable people who lack strongly developed personalities.
Take these "tests" with a huge grain of salt.
>"Why is it so hard for me to get a Chad boyfriend?"
>"I've done everything except try!"
>"tfw forced to settle for a beta provider or be forever alone"
Women can literally be just as sad as men.
Women are slaves to emotion.
>>28582336
>tfw forced to settle for a beta provider or be forever alone
that's a pretty real feel you know
Why do most NEETS have single mothers? (Hence the good boy points meme)
Single women can't raise a child properly.
>>28582439
Blaming a women for all your problems.
lel, and you losers think sexism doesn't exist.
>>28582478
Aye aye, captain. We caugtht one!
Reminder - if you are a white male that is a KV, there is literally nothing you can do.
Women despise white men now. Every media outlet is pumping out propaganda against you, to make sure white men can never be happy.
Hitler lost the war, and with it the white race. You live in the bad timeline, where everything goes terribly wrong.
>>28582040
Get off tumblr.
Not all women are Lena Dunham. There are still feminine women out there who don't care about sjw shit.
>>28582040
>someone whose tumblr name is literally 'postcolonial-conditions' doesnt like white men
>use this as just another excuse to be a lazy sack of shit
maybe women dont like you because youre a fucking whiny bitch
>>28582067
No there aren't. Women follow whatever popular culture and society is - and that society is anti white male.
Unless a woman is born in a secluded community (i.e. Amish) they will all be exposed to it and all emulate it.
How old are you?
How much money do you have?
20, 3k, all soon to be wasted on college come January.
22 yo
500
I'm probably gonna waste it all on drugs though
>>28582035
20yrs, 80usd equivalent.
>tfw no rent control
What's your morning routine like /r9k/?
>wake up at 6 am cuz doggo wakes up then
>put on pants
>take him outside for a pee and poo
>we get back in bed together until 8ish
>he wakes up again at 8, take him out again
>then feeding time
>skype message mybfaround then and tell him what's up
>eat a piece of toast with peanut butter and banana on it and make coffee
>do my neopets dailies
Wa-la, my morning is done
>>28582019
heres mine
>wake up
>masturbate
>might go back to sleep
>turn computer on
>go to the kitchen
>watch youtube videos and music on my phone
>make hot chocolate
>eat some leftover takeaway from last night
>go back to bed
>continue watching video in bed drinking hot chocolate
>masturbate again to porn on my phone
>go on computer go on r9k/play games
This takes me to usually 7pm
>think of a film to download
>download it whilst i walk the shops for alcohol
>buy alcohol usually 6 cans of lager
>go back to bed watching films/series
>drink throughout
>order a takeaway
>eat half put half in the fridge for tomorrow
>usually asleep by 1 or 2 am
>wake up
>open laptop
>browse r9k
