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Would you want a girlfriend with an ass like that one? Describe it.
She has a very hot ass.
>>28580275
It's clearly a sports ball man. GTFO lad.
>>28580446
>It's clearly a sports ball man.
Sports ball?
How do you get over the fact that your gf has fucked bigger cocks than yours?
>your gf
Where the fuck is this shit coming from?
>wanting a gf
>ever
>girlfriend
Get the FUCK off this board right now
>this 10/10 qt girl is unironically dating a fat ugly asian guy
How does this shit even happen?
>>28580052
Under all the makeup she's probably pretty ugly desu, most koreans are
Also she's as bald as jessica nigri
>>28580052
>girl
that's a gook crossdresser
>>28580052
Her eyes are on different continents
>Only chads and really ugly guys are redpilled.
Are Chads redpilled? I'd say not.
They are natural with woman and, form interacting with them a lot, know their needs. But are they reflective on the sociological (socio-political) content of the redpill?
Heyo I made that comment
I'd say chads are redpilled, you never hear chad talking about protecting women or being a gentleman
I know a few chads that are really anti-Muslim and anti progressivism in general.
>>28580002
Most of them are boy toys (male sluts) and the less intelligent ones will end up cuckolded divorcees or paying child support. The alimony that supports roastie scum has to come from somewhere and the beta provider well is drying up fast.
Can you honestly be attracted to a "sexually experienced" woman?
>>28579902
Of course. Men don't want virgins
>>28579902
After you came inside a bunch of women
Protip they are all esxually experienced
It's a thristy fucking ass world mang
>>28579902
why would I want to be with somebody so worthless they can find anyone willing to touch them in a sexual nature? People want desirable partners with something to offer, not socially retarded virgins.
Do you enjoy a comfy day outdoors in the spring, /r9k/? If you never tried, you should.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_8tB4xJz3c
where can I find a cute girl like eliza to marry?
>>28579860
I bet you can find a cute girl like Eliza somewhere outdoors, Anon. Who knows, your future girlfriend might be in your local park right now enjoy the warm spring sun and chilly breeze.
Did anyone save those skype logs about her and israeli cuck that were posted on Friday? The archive is broken and I want to know what's going on now.
i feel like i'm watching something really horrible happening from inside of a translucent glass box. all i can do is sit and watch in fear and uncertainty.
what is happening
>>28579762
is the horrible thing in the box or are you in the box
Urs and my fucking lyfe nucka
>>28579810
i am in a box
*yawn*
Oh, good morning wagecuck. Better get moving. Today is the last day of freedom until next Friday night. Me? Oh don't worry about me. I can sleep when my body feels like it and spend whatever amount of time I want sleeping unlike you who has to have a set schedule revolving around being a slave.
BTW, tick tock.
>>28579727
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! I'll kill you all one day!
hi friend, this board is for robots, or people who are unhappy with their lives.
happy bullies like you are not welcome here. perhaps you'd like to join instagram with your chad friends?
well good luck out there chad!
>>28579727
I have a week and a half off then I start a new waje job.
So right now I'm a NEET just like you.
Girlfriend was diagnosed with cancer on friday. They refuse to say how much longer she has. Spent the last two nights at her place, haven't slept. Don't know what to do. Don't know why I'm posting.
>>28579708
>They refuse to say how much longer she has.
lol wat
>>28579708
>They refuse to say how much longer she has
thats not how doctors work
Pretty fucked up anon. This is what happens when you get close to someone.
Rationalization
>>28579695
foundation
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses
Vehicular
>tfw no big lipped bf;-;
>tfw big lips
>tfw long eyelashes
>tfw upwards pointed feminine nose
>tfw wide gorilla face
>tfw neanderthal eyebrows
>tfw big chin
I'm what happens when you slap together very feminine and very masculine features...on a man.
>>28579698
Post face, anon. You sound attractive
>>28579698
I'd like us to slap our masculine features together, if you know what I mean.
I have completely given up on women. No regrets, I just don't care anymore. I'm going to just live my life for myself, I may get paternal instincts but I've realized if I'm not desirable to them theres no point in playing the game.
I may feel bad for this and this is more out of nessecity than desire but I won't become a beta provider/orbiter I think I'd rather just not participate than be second choice.
Anyone else here who's found a similar path?
Kinda, but all its given me is a desire for companionship. It takes me a bit of willpower to overcome it. Maybe I should get a dog?
a man chooses; a slave obeys
one day they will paynot really
Am I too ugly even for a robot's love?
obviously you are or you wouldn't feel the need to ask, dipshit
No. In fact, some may even find your type of face attractive.
you look like annie clark / st. vincent, unless you're just her...
So my birthday is coming up soon, and Amazon recently sent out my wishlist to my friends and family. Unbeknownst to me, of course, I didn't ask them to do that. The funny part is, I had a face dildo on my wish list. My mom is angry over it and wants to talk about it (???) which I think is crazy. Nothing good can come from this conversation. I know this isn't the advice board but I thought you all might find it funny
>>28579565
Is that India's concept art for their first toilets in the country?
>>28579565
>Amazon recently sent out my wishlist to my friends and family. Unbeknownst to me
I really love the internet of things
makes everything so simple and easy
before you would have had to do some real work to alienate your whole family
how big companies do it for you, isn't that great?
>>28579598
It's a queening chair
>>28579601
yes it's fantastic
not sure why they wouldn't just laugh it off and delete it though
>tfw take a shit
>tfw wipe my butthole until no more poop comes on the toilet paper
>go sit down
>take a shower later
>skid marks on my undies
WHAT THE FUCK
Does anyone else know this feel?
>>28579332
you might have a leaky bottom op
>>28579472
No I don't my good sir/ma'am
>tfw you take a shit so thick you ejaculate a little
