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Post your theme song for a lonely Saturday night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtItRmBSmD0
>>28573568
https://youtu.be/Lxbfshg2mcI
Been on a Carpenter binge lately.
Alternatively:
https://youtu.be/cnAKVTEpfsU
Whatever this is.
It's good.
>>28574513
Link: https://vsjrp.bandcamp.com/album/contemporary
Does anyone feel this when looking at mirror you feel like you are a handsome 7or8/10 but someday suddenly drop to 3/10?
I dont know if am good looking or average or ugly. Its making me insane.
>>28573431
if you don't know, you're probably on the lower end
Chad gets constantly reminded and validated how hot he is with frequent sex
>>28573431
>Curly haired people problems
yeah
guess im just retarded
Is it gay to want to fuck him/her?
He/she looks cuter than most girls
very gay but it's ok to be a fag these days
>begging
Erection achieved - 100g
>>28573325
put makeup on most skinny guys and they'd look that way. And girls without makeup look like guys soooo....
ITT: Ask a succeeded normie anything
>in abusive relationship for a week less than 2 years
>get raped
>constant sexual abuse
>nobody believes a man when he says he was raped multiple times by a woman he loves
>get cheated on multiple times with guys I knew personally
>cut everyone off
>attempt to hang myself twice
>failing both times made me hate myself more
>go for coffee one day
>see cute chinese girl sitting alone
>force myself over to her
>"so did you get stood up?"
>both laugh, spend entire night together until coffee shop closes at midnight
>gradually fall in love with each other
>get well paying job ($16.75/h)
>university is working out
>confident in myself
>frequently enjoy social drinking, never get overly drunk
>learning her mother language so I can talk to her family
>asked her to marry me a week ago
>she said yes
>>28573313
My question is, Can you get the fuck off this board you faggot?
>she said yes
>wake up
>>28573341
First time I've been on in a few months. Occasionally come on here to shitpost and have a good time, I feel accepted on this board. But my life has turned around in a very big way, and I realize I cannot relate to the things the majority of you guys, including me at one point, are going through
White fembots, are you mad that Asian and Hispanic women are stealing all your men?
Why are Hispanic girl's assholes so sexy?
this chick has the nicest looking asshole I've ever seen, I would sniff and lick it all day long
they'll never admit it, they'll just sputter damage control and attribute the uneasy anxiety within themselves to male oppression
No. They are busy playing video games with Asian boys :3
Fucking normies get out!
>He dreamed about saving his crush getting mugged
>He just watched
>>28573361
>He helped them
>He would day dream about playing a favorite song of his at his high school talent show while looking at her in the crowd.
who here tries to use dating websites? It the only way i can even attempt to reach out to the opposite sex but its useless.
>>28573190
people pay into this horseshit
>>28573281
I dont pay, doesnt have many benefits other than seeing who likes you
>>28573190
I've never made a profile on a dating website without being able to find regular sex within a month. It's so easy. Just make sure you focus on women in your league or lower if you actually want any real success.
Wristlets check in. Tfw all adult male watches, even on the smallest setting, still flop around on my wrist. Time to die.
>>28573117
>I'll never be able to wear a watch
>>28573117
>>28573193
How thick is your wrist circumference? 6.5" checking in.
Dont have a pic rn but my wrist is 4"
>tfw no belly gf to goof around with
Just normal Japanese sex.
Think of all the fun you could have with this belly
>>28573111
>goof around
this looks a little more serious than just goofing around
Why the fuck do normies like to shit on the zombie genre so much? Sure there are shitty movies and games but every other genre has shitty titles. Sure there are cringey fans but that doesnt make the art bad. If a cringey person ate a sandwich would you not eat sandwiches anymore? I feel like we are due for another good zombie film/game but the people who shit on them are turning artists away.
>>28572922
Are you serious?
Normies absolutely love zombie garbage, look at The Walking Dead, CoD zombies, and the shitty Resident Evil movies.
It's one of their favorite things
It's "old hat"
like >>28573131 said it WAS the big new thing about five years ago, but because normies don't actually have opinions and just randomly like new fads, they become very fickle towards fads of old.
>>28573131
Yeah I still see normies liking zombies. You gotta think about the normie mentality too, they like their horror movies because those are directed at teenagers, which is their maturity level, to be movies you're not even really supposed to pay attention too. Just react too with other people.
Interpals thread
Its ok when attractive women do it edition
>https://www.interpals.net
did /r9k/ give up on free asian pussy?
>>28573023
Nah I've fallen to about 3 views a day which is my all time low
Slowly losing motivation to talk to qtsespecially because Time Zones are killer
>>28572813
I dunno, isn't interpals supposed to be about language exchanging? I'd be interested in talking with foreigners, but I really don't know about learning another language right now...
Prison gay thread for prison gays
What's your favorite thing about dick?
I like how it twitches when you tickle it.
tfw no well-hung chad bf to pound my bp
>tfw no bf to 69 with
That smell after it's gotten sweaty and not washed for about a day.
>be male
>tfw my best role in league ranked is support
>2013+3
>League
>>28572725
same, I also play healer in every mmo I play
>>28573694
i should play healer, but i always go melee and have a rougher time than if i play a healer.
Post your "Watch it again" tab on your youtube homepage. Last time we did this it was fun.
Stinky Dinky xdddd
sikeiok20ik30irk320fm4309jmgp4imv4
its that big nigga named antwon
ITT: Feels stories
Mine is a tale of love and loss I think it's worth the read
>Be 19
>Sophomore at good college
>Academic full ride
>Pretty average in all other respects
>Haven't gotten laid since Sophomore year of high school
>Lost most high school friends in college
>Main ones I made freshman year transferred, joined frats and sororities
>Live in an apartment with Seniors who I barely know
>Basically hippies, one sells acid/molly
>They do a FUCKTON of drugs
>One night decide to do molly/drink with them
>Somehow they convince me to snort K
>Somehow they convince me to do the fattest dab of my life right after
>Have probably a near death experience
>Thought I was in hell, didn't remember what humans were. Only saw random colors and sounds changing rapidly
>Apparently spoke in tongues, had a seizure, bit someone
>Shit's fucked
>Forever have panic attacks after smoking weed
>Comes into play later
>Decide not to hang with them much anymore
>Fall into depression because I've lost most friends and think I might be in hell
>Decide to go frat this year
>Lazy as fuck, don't try to get into a good frat
>Join a shitty off campus frat
>W/e bunch of booze, can invite non-sorority girls to party
>Some of the hazing I went through created panic attacks
>Even though I never believed in any sort of hell before I think I'm in some sort of repeated hell cycle
>Eventually get through pledgeship, get to party more
>Grades go to shit but w/e
>Looking to get laid and make this worth it
>I'm among the better looking guys so the few good looking girls that come actually go for me
>Get laid a few times
>Actually have a fuckbuddy
>Pretty cool but getting laid doesn't solve problems
>Try to take on role as social chair in frat
>Too much responsibility for someone as lazy as me
>Do a decent job but it fucks up my whole life and priorities
>Hate life in general
>Break 200 lbs
>Think about killing myself
>Only friend is this punk who moved in with me for 3 weeks
Cont...
>>28572580
couldn't be bothered to read your wall of text, but NIN is some fine robot music my man
>>28572580
>Let's call punk C
>C was from my hometown and moved in with me after breaking up with his gf he lived with in highschool
>C eventually finds a job at Noodles and Co, gets his own place
>Mooches off me in the meantime
>Buy him food, let him live with me for free
>W/e, moneys not really a problem
>Your stereotypical anarchist who likes edm and reggae too much
>Keep him around since I don't have friends
>He used to lift weights a lot
>Decide to have him train me in weightlifting
>Pay for his membership, food again (even though he had a job at this point)
>Start routine
>Actually makes me feel better
>Then C fucks up
>Gets clap from some skank
>Gives it to his crazy gf
>Says he can't work out because of it
>Wastes a whole months worth of gym membership time
>Too much of a cuck to work out by myself
>Really start to suck at school
>Gonna lose scholarship
>Don't hang out at frat much
>Last resort
>C wants me to do acid with him
>Scared shitless because of past experience
>Drop it
>Go into hell again but this time have revelation about the essence of good and evil
>Thought that was all bullshit hippy shit before but suddenly it all makes perfect sense
>Holy shit
>I forgot I was a genius
>Start rigorous schedule
>Reconnect with roommate from freshman year who transferred
>Spend a week with him making music
>Trip a couple more times and have a revelation about power structures
>Become confident
>Make a plan with C to get serious about working out
>C is a retard and gets fired for not showing up to work because he was hungover
>Moves out of area to be with crazy gf
>W/e fuck him
>Use his workout plan
>Essentially by myself at this point
>Follow diet and workout plan strictly
>Start giving a shit about grades
>Reconnect with friends
>Stop drinking
>Research into making music
>Discover passion and career goal
>Decide I'm fine without any girls for a good amount of time
>Life trajectory is upward bound
>More acid
>Find a friend to live with next year, D
Cont...
>>28572628
>>28572858
Thanks! That's fine, just want to get stuff off my chest anyway here's where the story actually kinda gets interesting
>Friend J is basically my old self but not as fucked up
>Want to go to cool music fest with him that I went to last year
>Cool music fest sucks this year, not outside
>"Want to go to a comedy show with my floor?"
>J is a freshman
>Old me wouldn't change up plans like that
>Sure why not
>Tripping balls because I thought we were going to a music festival
>Go to comedy show
>Actually pretty fucking funny
>Acid making me think about the roots of comedy and how to connect with people
>Go to after party with floor and people in comedy show
>J introduces me to his floor including a girl S
>Seen S around his floor before
>Turns out she's the most interesting girl in the fucking planet
>Basically Dos Equis girl
>Is a fucking genius
>Got a degree from an Ivy League School while traveling the world
>Was a model
>British
>Bisexual
>Only at our school to get a second degree that leads to her career goal to work for the UN
>The fuck
>Somehow relate to her using lessons I learned from comedy show
>She somehow thinks I'm really fucking smart
>Joked before that she was looking to give someone the best blowjob of their life that night
>Convinced this girl is Jesus
>Develop ESP and read the minds of all people at party
>Help them with everything they want to accomplish for the night to make myself look good
>S's friend tells me it's between me and some other dude she had met before
>Winner winner chicken dinner
>Comes back to my apartment
>Have the craziest fucking sex of my life for 6 hours straight
>Talk about high level physics and mathematics and how to solve world problems
>Definitely in love but have to play it cool
>She's had a lot of sex and you can fucking tell
>Next week make excuses to hang out with J to really hang out with S
>To my surprise she actually reciprocates to my advances immediately
Cont...
