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ITT: Post your hobbies, make conversation regarding said hobbies, and potentially make a friend or two.
>finding and listening to new, obscure music
>programming, more recently getting into web
>writing and reading, particularly short stories and anything about theology
>riding my bike
>would say vidya, but little to no money to spend on it
>having hobbies
how do i get my life back i'm sad and do not enjoy anything i used to but the potential embrace of slumber
>>28570690
Don't forget that you're also obnoxious and narcissistic enough to barge into a thread made for discussion of anons' hobbies only in an attempt to divert said discussion to yourself and the fact that you have no hobbies.
That's very important.
>digital art
>music (making & listening)
>videos (making & watching :v) )
>money
>autism vidya, mainly tycoons and strategy games
>would like to get into flipping websites, programming, movies and books
Who /sweaty/ here?
Shit sucks
>tfw I dress like that sans the shoes and fedora
shit
>>28570522
What's wrong with those white NB shoes people are always ragging on here? I don't have a pair anymore but I used to and they were comfy and well made, great for walking.
I've ruined all my shirts because of pit sweat stains
How does one obtain self confidence? Would learning how to fight help?
Please help I just want to feel like dat boi on the inside
>>28570481
do things that you want to do but are afraid to do. if you fail, do them again until you don't fail.
once you start not-failing a lot, you'll be able to say "wow look at me I am not failing. I am competent"
"I am competent" = self-confidence.
confidence is forged in the fires of trial and error.
>>28570546
Wow never knew it was so simple
Who here kissless-virgin but attractive? I can't be the only one guys.
>>28570433
Hopeless romantic here but I'm not kissless-virgin.
>>28570433
I think I'm a 5/10. Would be 6 if not for one eye and one ear higher than the other and my crooked smile. But if you're attractive, you must have rejected girls before, no?
>>28570433
Post pic of yourself. We will be the judge
>there are people who actually believe cuck shit like this
>>28570378
I don't understand why Mike Rowe is popular. He has charisma but it's like, used car salesman charisma.
>>28570378
>be television personality
>literally never work a full day
>feel the need to spread economic cuckold propaganda in order to get the proles to "work harder"
What the fuck is his fucking problem?
>>28570378
kike rowewitz
how important is height again?
>>28570316
he literally looks like a gigantic toddler
>>28570316
That guy is like the giant gingerbread man from shrek 2
>>28570316
That kid is probably like 14 and all he really has to do is get a haircut and MAYBE some new glasses and he'll easily pull plenty of girls.
who /cripplingisolationanddepressionwithnoonetotalkto/ tonight
>>28570276
Wuddup kid. I know that feeling brethren
>>28570276
You got an email man? I'll talk to you.
I live alone have no one to talk to but you guys and a cat.
At my lowest ebb. Run out of reasons not to kill myself and just in an endless cycle of getting drunk alone and feeling bad.
What can I do to escape reality besides vidya, anime and drugs?
Run. Cook yummy food, work on yourself
continental philosophy
>>28570092
>diving into philosophy will help me escape the real world
>not put me deeper into its orifice
Would you date or marry a girl who's been gangraped?
>>28569923
I know I'd drop the whore in a heartbeat
>>28569923
As long as she didn't catch any awful STDs and wasn't incapable of having sex again, sure.
>>28570189
>As long as she didn't catch any awful STDs and wasn't incapable of having sex again, sure.
So you're a cuck?
Im about to go on my frist date robots
HURRY AND GIVE ME ADVICE
>>28569902
Just... You know... be yourself.
>>28569935
Me and you both know that ends up with me jacking off in the corner while she gets plowed by Tyrone
Do you have the location planned already? Whatever you do don't try to impress, just be chill, listen, ask specific personal questions to show you can form emotional connections with people. Don't worry about anything physical. A public venue like a bar or walking around downtown is much better than just being 1 on 1 in a restaurant.Don't act too interested or like you NEED her.
That's about it, it's in the bag anon. Don't have to kiss unless the vibe is right, you can wait for a first kiss for a few dates.
>19th birthday is imminent
>my cousin who is 22 has had a kid and isn't even married, she works for her dad in a paper making company, her boyfriend is some bum
>she's totally mcfucked up
>mom thinks the kid is just so adorable
>off handedly talks about how she is afraid she will never get grand children
>she knows damn good and well that I'm a fucking virgin
>occasionally she tells me that sex is petty and insignifant
>I lash out and tell her how the hell are kids even supposed to be anywhere on my radar if I cant even pull off the precursor?
>she says its near and it'll happen soon
She's outright told me before that she doesn't think I'd make a good husband and I honestly don't give a shit about that
So what does she want me to pull the classic wife and kids and she is afraid I wont but has no doubt that I'll actually get laid?
Whereas I don't give a shit about a wife or kids but I'm afraid I wont get laid
>>28569618
kill your parents please
the organelle is a mass of tissue
just have the kid, vegeta
your son will be needed to save your sorry ass
.
original asf25
*yaaaawwwn*
Good morning wagecuck!
Oh my it's not morning now is it? Right, right it's almost 8 pm on the East Coast. You're still at work for a few more hours before you have to sit in traffic to get back home to eat your disgusting frozen dinner and then try to get some shut-eye before another 12-hour day with no breaks tomorrow!
Anyways I just wanted to stop by to tell you to keep working hard. Your efforts are truly appreciated............ When I spend your tax dollars on my Steam game collection. KEK
>>28569577
I legitimately have an 8 hour day tomorrow. Just you wait. I've set up an appointment to meet with a therapist and psychiatrist. I'll be joining you soon.
I'm 32 neet. Never had a job Kissless vi It's the worst possible thing ever. Still live with parents.It was a mistake. No uni to get a good job,no job to make money to buy a car or house. No money to start a family Stop glamorizing the neet lifestyle. Don't encourage others to it. I cry myself to sleep knowing I fucked up by never advancing my life.
>>28569577
uhhh........today's saturday
>Know the address to a party going on right now with lots of underage drinking and illegal drugs
Should I be /mischief/ and call the police?
Yeah. Fuck those Normie's.
>REEEEEEEEEEE etc.
I did that one time and was fucking satisfying.
Do it motherfucker, they already had enough fun in their lives
>>28569494
>literally the opposite of mischief
How do you justify being a NEET to your parents?
Do you ever feel ashamed being a NEET?
>>28569429
*when you realize you're a NEET
I avoid them as much as possible and hope they dont kick me out
>>28569482
this
oregano cominto
Who here /cheap fatty cuisine?/
> saturday nite, feeling alright
> time to be a fat fuck and dull the sense
> getting a Marie Callender's lasagna and slapping extra provelone on that bich
> Dreyer's triple fudge ice cream
> BBQ chips and sour cream
> Brisk lemon tea
> even jerk off later
This will definitely forget my existence is pitiful and wasteduntil I'm done eating
Ya. Fatty foods really do dull the pains of existence for a little bit. But then later you wake up and remember you hate your life. Mostly because you are a fat fuck.
>>28569383
> losing weight
> 15/32 lbs lost
> realize that none of my problems well go away being skinnier, I didn't love myself as a skelly and I hate myself as a fatty. The result is the same.
Isn't it embarrassing to buy that stuff, when everyone can see that you're a fat fuck?
