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Tfw high as fuck on adderal and grinding in war thunder.
feeeling pretty good cept my head feels like it has a lot of pressure
Stims are truely the robot drug of choice
>makes you more motivated
>makes you energetic
>makes you confident
>makes you happy/euphoric
who /meth/ here ? Nothing beats doing hot rails at 4 in the morning and playing audiosurf, got the best scores of my life that way
>>24376111
why are you still playing war thunder man
once you get to tier IV the game isn't fun anymore
>>24376111
It appears as though they made you get trips as well OP.
>yfw free will doesn't existWe need more normies
>it's not our fault
>just let the wind carry you
You know, not having free will isn't all that bad
Imagine all of the fuckups that could come with being truly free
>mfw you were given one life
>mfw you're a stumpy rat on 4chan posting babbys first troll
>>24375944
People behave more impulsively when they hear that
Who /death/ here?
>You died nearly four years ago, and your suffering is not yet over
#too spoopy
>>24375814
What happened anon?
I escaped death from a car crash around 4 years ago
>>24375964
did you REALLY escape, though?
Hey there anon, can I help pick out the right cellphone for you? Maybe one with a nice front camera? I'm sure a handsome guy like you probably spends lots of time video chatting with your girlfriend, don't you?
>>24375751
You mean
Things that you'll never hear thread
>>24376112
But even if you did hear it, you'd still be fucked.
"N-n-n-no, lily, I don't have a girlfriend, just a w-w-waifu..."
>>24376313
>Knowing her name
She's just trying to sell you a phone. Athough, she probably is also a wagekek, so you share that in common. Good luck with "Lily" anon.
ITT: unpopular opinions
"general/daily' threads ruined 4chan.
>>24375639
Women are alright.
>>24375639
How do generals ruin 4chan?
>>24375668
if you have to ask you're part of the problem
We should have listened to Farage and Trump.
Why do the Saracens still occupy the holy land?!
![See Your Jihad, Raise You 1 Crusade lg_thumb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7dupPhR.jpg "See Your Jihad, Raise You 1 Crusade lg thumb[1]")
We must eradicte modern saracens, Deus Vult
>>24375627
>TFW Holy Land occupied
>Muh migrants are people too!!
>Not building a giant wall around Europe to stop the hordes.
>TFW no qt christ chan to kill islam keks
>hes racist and has no friends
>no wonder Noone like you
Are you that same black girl who keeps posting those creepy interracial fantasy threads?
>>24375598
> there is only dark-skinned human on 4chan and
>>24375691
>There is only one black girl on r9k
That's more believable.
Do you daydream?
I do this thing where I make up random scenarios in my head while I'm still awake. Just lying in bed, going through imaginary conversations and situations. Most of the time I don't doze off. Does this count as daydreaming? If not, is there a name for it?
Yeah, I do this
Nothing too fancy, though
Usually just ordinary conversation
I used to make up tons of crazy scenarios as a teen/kid, though, and just spend hours fully traversing the mental landscape
Good times
>>24375569
Yeah I do
At first I thought I do that because I'm so lonely, but maybe it's because of it afterall
All day, everyday. Sometimes I am alone. Sometimes I'm in a fantasy world. Sometimes I am in Hell. I'm never daydreming about myself in Heaven. I talk to demons and think about hate, hopelessness and nothing good.
Can robots please leave this board? You do nothing productive, you post nothing funny and you don't even held jobs for us to make fun of. In fact all you do is invade other threads with shitty negativity, sarcasm and depression and nobody wants that.
Thank you
Where else would they go? This is a containment board for the worst garbage of 4chan. It's needed so they won't shit up other boards.
>>24375603
I don't care were you go as long as it isn't here. You can go to /trash for all I care
>>24375557
glad we could make you unhappy normalshit
>be the cute 5yo me
>be a slim and dexterous kid who can make friends easily
>live in mid-high tier family that owns a small business
>your first girlfriend in grade school keked you with your best friend after a week
>financial problems emerge in your family
>live in shitty bigot indebted family
>autistic parents fight like monkeys every single day
>they still bother to send you to the after-church classes
>you get hooked up on the sega mega drive ii your father got from a garage sale
>you're too poor to afford a playstation and latest games
>you stink like shit and ball's sweat and your only two friends start to ostracise you
>mom doesn't bother to cook anything other than shitty greasy pasta
>dad runs on alcohol like a wine factory
>continue like this for years
>you eat shitty greasy pasta for years
>you're 11yo and 130 kg
>enter in middle school
>in your class there's a fat kid who lives near your house
>make friends with the fat kid
>your shitty personality is a glue for bullies
>get bullied
>your friend sets you up against the thug of the class
>get bullied more
(1/?)
>confess to the idol of your school's year
>she's polite enough to not laugh at you
>get politely rejected
>get bullied even more
>you don't pass the year
>repeat the school year
>group up with the problematic kids in the new classroom
>start acting bossy with other younger kids
>join the rugby team
>your fat ass can barely keep up with the others
>feel like you're the coolest fat kid in school
>pass the school year
>you're in the 2nd year of mid school now and it doesn't feel real
>there's another girl you like
>be autistic and socially awkward
>mentally bully the girl you like instead of being nice to her
>she repeats the year
>you passed the year
>feel like shit
>you're in 3rd year of middle school now
>decide you want to make up with the girl you liked
>sneak in her classroom during the after-school lessons
>write a shitty joke on her desk
>you're so autistic you write like shit
>you wrote it on the wrong desk
(2/?) more?
>>24375515
Ye keep goin
>>24375605
>the next day friday you catch a cold and you don't go to school
>you feel happy that you made up with the girl you like... or so you think
>go to school on monday
>enter your classroom
>there's an awkward silence and nobody greets you
>the school's principal is sitting at the desk with your literature teacher standing besides her
>she looks like a mafia boss even though she's just an ugly fat granny
>you start to wonder what happened
>principal starts a talk about racism and discrimination
>you believe that today is an anniversary or some event like that
>the principal calls your name
>you're lectured for 40 minutes
>you cry like a little kid in front of all your classmates
>you finally realize you wrote the joke on the wrong desk
>you realize you wrote on the desk of the tunisian guy of your rugby team
>you realize someone modified your joke to make it racist
>your literature teacher is a communist activist and she hates your family that owns a business
>you're accused of bullying and discrimination
(3/?)
>tfw the closest you'll ever get to kiss her is when you share a cigarette
>>24375469
>sharing cigarettes with girls
Somebody else say it this time
>>24375544
>>24375469
ahem
FUCKING NORMALFAG, GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD, GOD FUCKING DAAAMN
>>24375544
Fuck off normie
There
Would grills find it cute that their bf wants to read to them? Or would they find it condescending? It's just an urge I have.
>>24375401
Sounds fun to do, I may try this with myboyfriend
What kinds of books would you read?
>>24375401
depends on the girl, but I love reading and being read to
>>24375443
GTFO ROASTIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS BOARD HAS GONE TO SHIT DUE TO NORMIE FILTH
This thread is dedicated to behavior that normies would find unacceptable. Do you shit in jugs? Kill neighborhood pets for fun? Cut yourself and use the blood to make pretty pictures? Got some homicidal thoughts or enjoy pissing in the cat's litter box just to watch its reaction? Then this place is for you!
Let's talk about unacceptable behavior.
I've been thinking about starting a youtube channel dedicated to mutilating insects. It wouldn't be considered animal abuse because they are stupid and insignificant, but to many it is always painful to watch a living creature in its death throes. Conducting stupid experiments on headless roaches could be fun.
>>24375352
Could be neat. I'd consider watching it.
What other kind of bugs would you mess with?
I don't drink alcohol, ever, for any reason. Normies seem to find that unthinkable.
do women deserve to be choked?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD52S1K5yDk
STOP THE SHILLING NOW
>>24375150
If she's asking for it, yeah. Why knot?
how did she find us?
ITT: Retarded fucking shit normies say/believe
>Money cant buy happiness
>the world is fair
>believes in "karma" (if you do something bad something bad will happen to you)
>>24375148
It's a good idea to encourage delusions like karma and religion in normies. They will behave more morally, which is generally good for society, and also gives us an advantage should we choose to behave immorally.
>>24375116
it can't though, you are a fucking idiot for believing it can.
