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Any fat ugly KHV fembots on? Would you date/marry a guy who looked like this?
If yes, what's stopping you?
Nope.
I'm a strong woman. I deserve a rich, well hung fit man, not this or any of you virgin losers. But by all means, feel free to buy me things to try and get me to come to you because you're just such a nice guy. It won't happen but I could still use a new pair of shoes.
Well, I have a date with Chad tonight. We're going to do anal tonight! Don't you wish you could have that with such a strong woman like myself? Have fun watching your anime or whatever you virgins do. Toodles!
>Would you date/marry a guy who looked like this?
you act like that guy looks like some kind of monster. what the fuck. i mean he should probably lose a few pounds because most people arent chubby chasers and maybe get some more sleep so that his eye bags go away but besides that he looks fine for a 40+ yo guy.
i am bisexual and the only reason i wouldnt date him is because he could be my father, i'm not into this sugar daddy stuff. but in 20 years or so sure why not.
That dude is way more attractive than me even though he's fat.
Who /mind-warped wageslave/ here?
I used to be a NEET and quite terrified of working full time. Not only did obligation scare me, but so did the thought of commuting back and forth, having no free time and getting scolded by my boss if I underperform. But now, after a few years of working full time, not only does it not phase me but I actually enjoy it and can't think of what I'd do with my time if I became unemployed again.
It's like that part of 1984 where Winston was mind broken and learned to love Big Brother like everyone else.
Back when I was a child I was baffled as to how people can work full time and not kill themselves. But now? Now I know.
>>24376764
>tfw no commute, no boss, and the work I do is so low-key that I can play video games while doing it
>>24376804
What work do you do?
Who /borntowork/ here?
I feel like I can never relax. I'm going straight through school no breaks either working or full classes in the summer. I'm about to take this summer off and ride all over burgerclapistan on my motorcycle. It feels weird to have that much freedom ahead of me. After that it'll be all gone :^(
>get straight A's in highschool and college
>unemployed
>troublemaker kid with straight F's
>started a restaurant and getting million dollars per year now
>>24376682
>started a restaurant
There ya go. He took some risks and it paid off.
>>24376724
>starting a restaurant
>risky
no, it isn't.
you just have to be alpha ("badass") and people will come to your restaurant regardless of the food.
restaurant making is the high school of adults.
>>24376724
>Daddy can i have some money to start a restaurant?
>risk
Tfw going to dentist in 40 mins
Just don't go man last time I went I swear the doctor and the nurse instantly picked up on my shut-in virgin aura that I give off and started treating me like a baby
>>24376613
I haven't been for a year, pussied out of my last appointment.
I just know i'll need a filling or 2, so I'll have to go back again
>>24376613
I know that.
I use it as an indicator for how beta I look and act.
>edgy people are just deeply hurt, misunderstood people who want to put the world down like they feel it did to them
>the only reason a person is cruel/unfair to another is because that they haven't digested their own pain and want to spit it at people who threaten their sense of self; people who are a negative reflection
>feels need to be processed and integrated; not numbed or avoided
>we only see others how we see ourselves on some level
>our facades are often just barriers to hide and protect our deepest fears and insecurities
>if everyone was 100% honest and open, there would be no conflict or chaos
>people only point fingers (basically become haters) at others out of jealousy
<most people who have tons of hobbies are just decorating their identity because deep down they feel inadequate and worthless
>personality is NOT an illusion or a blockage to oneness; it only is when it is inflamed by traumas and unhealed aspects
>feelings are not harmful in themselves - only our resistance to them is
>emotional pain is actually just growing pain - the soil in which the lotus grows
>everyone is good at the core....I truly believe this
>>24376554
Only in first world countries. Terrorists aren't quite like that.
>>24376554
>if everyone was 100% honest and open, there would be no conflict or chaos
Not sure if the racists of the world agree with that one
>if you're stuck in a bad mood, all you have to do is pop on some relaxing music and empathize with it
>mfw it's like becoming the song
I can't think of any others right now
Maybe
>most things that people admonish each other over aren't even concretely real
Very comforting. It's like we're all just playing a game and getting waaay too wrapped up in it.
I just watched my mother die.
The family decided to pull the plug even though I didn't agree with it.
I don't really know what to think.
Has anyone else here burdened this pain?
>>24376539
How fucked up was she? Honestly kf she was that bad off pulling the plug would be the most humane thing to do.
>>24376604
liver failure from alcohol
they wouldn't let me do a transplant
>>24376539
How long did she drink for to get to that stage. Just wondering im screwed or not
Who /too many oneitises/ here?
>go to lecture
>literally cannot concentrate because oneitis is sitting in front of me
>on my way home
>see another oneitis on her bike
>in the evening go to gym
>stare at my gym oneitis between the sets
I want them all to die. I cannot concentrate with these women around me. It makes me mad that I'll never have them.
>>24376462
I have a brilliant idea.. Talk to them.
Talk to one. She's probably wondering why you look at her. Say hello :)
>>24376480
No fucking way. They'll reject me full of disgust, call me creepy and get me kicked out for sexual harassment.
>>24376493
>She's probably wondering why you look at her
Her disgusted face tells me she already knows why I look at her, but she despises me for being a creepy manlet. She wants to suck real Chad dick.
![[clips4sale.com]Taboo_MommyBJ2.mp4_snapshot_04.11_[2015.11.19_10.12.33].png](https://i.imgur.com/sxLEXIX.jpg "[clips4sale.com]Taboo MommyBJ2.mp4 snapshot 04.11 [2015.11.19 10.12.33]")
You wake up tomorrow and Xev Bellringer is your mommy.
What happens next?
>>24376431
How the fuck do you pronounce that?
>>24376461
It's "vex" backward.
>>24376431
You were dead for two years mom, I even went to your funeral
>be me
>english is not a native language
>english lesson at school
>do not write notes during lessons cause it's pointless for me
>"Anon, why are You not writing? I hope You won't have problems with the thing later on."
>a random girl from my class speaks up
>But Miss Normie! Anon already knows everything. He knew english already by the time he was born. haha
>tfw speak up myself, saying
>"No, I was just a very lonely child which was desperate for closure, fragments of which I found in places far away or ones that You cannot even find on a map. Yet sitting in one place if not crumbling to the ground in tears."
>sit down and whisper to myself
>"Guess not much has changed ever since..
>their faces and the awkward silence
>You
Looks like you need to pay more attention in school.
>>24376445
not really, writing things like You, They/Them, He, She etc capitalized despite it being in the middle of a sentance is a common thing for me, I am aware that it's incorrect but I do it anyway.
Actually it's a referrance cause in my language one writes like that to express respect or what not, and well, for me, it jus feels comfy.
>>24376445
That's what you pick him up on? Not his awful grammar or misuse of words?
It sounds like someone used google translate to write it.
>I have no studies nor any kind of preparation, yet I've been getting easy money since I was 16 because I'm pretty and people would hire me to do minimum effort works just to show me.
>Chad gives me free drinks and buy me things.
>People have interest in what I say, like and so.
>I'm really petite and look weak so men would literally do everything to 'protect' me, I never did any manual labor in my entire life
My power over men grants me everything I need. Jelly, you pathetic little excuses of a man? How does it feel to know this is a female world and you're just living in it?
good bait, brother
monitoring this thread
Agreed, OP.
So, what now?
But will you suck my benis :DDD
What is this pain in my left wrist? It's getting worse.
Carpal tunnel obviously. Take heed. It can basically cripple you for life, require expensive surgeries. Don't fuck with your wrists and hands. Check your computer setup, look into ergonomics, spend less time on the computer. Take it seriously.
How much time do you spend on your computer? Could be carpal tunnel.
lupus
I get 6 figures a year, have a company car, and have plenty of money saved. Yet I live in a $400/month house that looks like a crack den with concrete floors and sleep on an air mattress. I go through a bottle of vodka every day, and have no hobbies or self respect. Is it too late for me?
>>24376359
Why don't you at least buy a bed
>>24376370
I am always on the road for work and it always seems like too much trouble to go mattress shopping.
You're fat. Fix that and everything falls into place afterwards.
Ask a guy that has shared his girlfriends mouth and pussy with other men willingly anything.
>Inb4 u have a girlfriend REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24376221
when will you share her butthole?when will you share your butthole?
>>24376221
Aren't you concerned about disease? If my GF even kisses another guy romantically she's outa there.
Do you do it because you want to be kekolded and humiliated?
>>24376233
Kek.
I am willing to share her butthole if we find a gentleman to do it smoothly.
DP would be awesome.
My butthole is for poop only.
How do I make friends online?
>>24376186
Post your cock
>>24376186
>implying people online are friendly
>>24376186
ERP with people, be maximum lewd
oh, hey NEETkek. Didn't see you there. Another day, another waste of oxygen
>>24376158
Hey what's up Chad I'd love to talk but your boss got really mad last time and whooped your ass, you might have to listen to what they say and go to work... holy shit it's almost 10 AM ! You're so late they're gonna have your head!
If you end up homeless because of this risky behavior of not showing up on time, I mean I guess you can stay at my mom's place with me and watch frog videos.
I could even do some of the fun things that you usually do, like playing that "Bills" game or what was it called, yes, "debt?" I love the one where you get to work overtime and as a reward you can have onions with your potatoes.
Just call me when your done as long as you don't want to waste the minutes on your bill.
>>24376213
>your boss
oh neet honey, you're so naive
>>24376230
>implying being self employed and a wagekek are the same thing
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