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>like my dad, she has the mental and emotional maturity of a 15 year old
>never admits when she's wrong (have heard apologize maybe twice my whole life)
>openly favored Stacy Sister over me from a young age
>told me she hated me (i never said that to her)
>treats dad like shit and he takes out his frustration on me
>she's materialistic and shallow (loves the Kardashians, people magazine, etc.)
>starts screaming when things don't go her way
Wtf is with women? why do they never grow up? why is their immediate response to something they don't like is to get mad and start screaming and hitting. Is it because of the way woman are raised or is there something biologically fucked up in their head? It's probably both. I guess the real question is - Is there a cure? also "bitch about your mom" thread
>inb4 you're 14
nuh uh im 20
>has been addicted to drugs off and on for her whole life just about
>didn't even raise me, grandmother had to
>stolen money from me and my grandmother
>her druggie friends have stolen from me before when i was a kid
>has had 4 kids each with different dads
i don't know if i can bring myself to hate her as she's not outright malicious, just incredibly fucking stupid and worthless. i guess i pity her somewhat. i certainly don't love her. stealing from me recently was kind of the last straw, though. i think i might press charges if i can.
>>24382214
>very kind, generous
>did the best she could for me and my brothers
>always tried to take us to free events like open air concerts and the park and beach
>lets me live here with almost no rent
>drives me around
>>24382214
>I guess the real question is - Is there a cure? also "bitch about your mom" thread
Yes, there is, and until 60-70 years ago, the whole world knew about it: treat women like the overgrown kids they are. Don't let them boss men around or run things. Treat them lovingly but firmly, like you would any child.
That's what women actually want, in truth: to be allowed to submit to a strong man. That's actually why they act like such brats: as a test to find out if the man they're with is strong enough that it's safe to submit to him. Feminism itself was really one such test on a mass scale, and Western men failed it.
>find out it's IMD
>google it to see if there are articles bashing men/IMD
>was not surprised by my findings in the least
Could the next beta shooter shoot up one of these news site next please?
FUCKING FEMINISTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
but we already have international mens' day!!! It's EVERYDAY you shitlord rapist!
Tell you what, you can have a men's day when women aren't making 77% of what men make
> I'm slowly beginning to accept my fate.
> Getting less than 5 hours of sleep at night.
> Wake up - freeze my ass off as soon as I get out of bed.
> Force myself to take a shower.
> Get out of shower - freeze my ass off.
> Dress, quickly make shitty breakfast, eat while watching depressing news.
> Walk down to the bus stop 6.45 am.
> Home again 5.30 pm.
> Undress, unpack, eat shitty takeaway while watching even more depressing news.
> Netflix, coldsweats, migraines and playing games on my phone for a while.
> Try to sleep,, fail, try again, fail. Turning over a million times.
> Finally fall asleep at midnight.
> Wake up at 4.30 - repeat.
>>24382131
> work overtly dangerous job
> 5-7 days a week
> 8 hours a day
> no overtime
> no healthcare
> holiday pay for an entire year came to 14.5 hours
> can't sleep at night because anxious about the next day
> eating one meal a day
> meal usually consists of bread or pasta
CANT WAKE UP
>>24382297
How do you do? You're much worse off than I am desu.
>>24382325
How do I do?
I do poorly man, I have to see a counsellor twice a month for ptsd I received when I was 18. I have -25 euro in my back account, my boss gets drunk and calls me in the middle of the night sometimes which sets off my anxiety, I get between 1.5-3 hours of sleep a night, I haven't had sex in 3 years and the stress is making my hair fall out ( I'm 24 and my hair is my only good feature). Life is hell mate.
At least you eat and have some downtime. My downtime is made up of cleaning the house after my neet roommates make a mess and staring at myself in the mirror ashamed of myself having let this happen to me.
This is continued from yesterday. Perhaps someone will post screen grabs of my story. This is part 2.
Quick summary for the new joiners to my tale:
>be chubby lonely neet
>be in wisconsin during the winter
>be days from homeless because lease ended
>put desperation ad on craigslist for housing
>pre-med student with a mortgage with her parents messages me
>offers me cheap housing since i am desperate
>she has a boyfriend
>she is my landlady/roommate
>she is never around, stays with her long term chad bf
>I live in a 3 bedroom 2 story nice home alone 99% of the time
>Neet-nest is constructed in my room
>rest of house looks like a show-house from disuse
>multiple bad winter storms only make this worse
>never leave house except for food
>go weeks without leaving
Then it begins
>begin to do strange rituals like pissing on the carpet in the basement at 2am
>start snooping in her belongings/room
>cum into her dirty clothes
>masturbate on her bed
>invite a crazy craigslist Fatlet whore over
>rawdog her bloody on roommates bed
>cum blood and pewp everywhere
>regularly wafflestomp pewps in shower
>regularly cum into roommates shampoo bottle
>do other strange things like freeze shits and vandalize neighbors
>almost get caught being disgusting neet
>blame hobos breaking in while on "vacation"
>get away with it
>invent plan to corrupt landlady
>sabotage her engagedment/relationshit
>hide webcams all over, study her every move when she is around
>corrupt her slowly over the course of a few weeks/months
>manage to bed her while she's shitfaced drunk
>intentionally impregnate her
I left off where her mother showed up in the early spring to re-do their garden, and to berate her daughter. Daughter/landlady gave the excuse she got knocked up at a house party after winter finals. Mom wants her to babort. Her parents suspect the seed germinating in her womb is mine but have no proof
>The saga continues
>early march, her mom has finally left after 2 weeks
>the awkwardness of the situation intensifies
>landlady asks me why i didn't tell her i was in love with her sooner
>feign shyness, but know the truth that i am not in love with her
>she thinks my being coy is endearing
>not sure if i regret this choice
>i decide i don't. My seed must bloom
>The covenant must not be broken
Two weeks later, it's early april
>chad boyfriend shows up after a frenzy of sexing random stacies
>demands to speak with landlady calls me a fatty
>tell him the only fatty here is the one that put that bun in her oven
>he rages, claims its his
>i fag laugh at him and tell him to get off my property
>he says its landlady's not mine
>i am a tenant, leave or i call police
>he tells me to call police
>he is getting agressive
>see him grab his waistband
>something is wrong
>turn to go fake call police, hear him start quickly walking towards me
>break into run at the last second, reach door, he grabs it
>I slam the door open on his face
>the tinkle of broken glass and teeth is amusing
>landlady comes outside to see wtf is going on
>chad claims i tricked him into hurting him
>claims he has proof the papoose in her gullet is his
>she takes pity on him, yells at me
>she takes him to the hospital
>tells me we're gonna talk and sort this out permanently when she gets home
>laugh to self
>put up a craigslist ad on casual encounters, it's time for my dingaling to be inside a new pucci
>>24382117
oh god yes, i was here yesterday OP is a god
I've been patiently waiting
Upon hearing that her orbiters lacked the means to satisfy their natural sexual urges, the Stacy remarked: "Let them eat pussy."
Rip, maim, kill...
Our time is now!
This is a funny meme now but I wonder what the world will look like when full female hypergamy has taken over and there are literally millions of men alone and unemployed with no life prospects. I really fembots are a thing by then. Good thing I won't have to live to see that day.
>>24382088
Ok, I actually laughed.
>be me
>3/10 looks
>ginger
>5'3"
>khv
>no one in the uk gives a shit about ginger people, automatically hated, laughed at whatever. It's acceptable to discriminate gingers publicly yet a single negative remark against muslims and you get fucked by everyone
>18
>in UK college
>battled with depression for about 5 years
>no one cares about me, I go on facebook and see normie bitches complaining about the smallest things saying how they have no one they can rely on, basically just fishing for attention in the comments
>get really pissed off when my small group of friends (who somehow are quite popular even though I'm not) start doing this
>self isolate myself more and more
>they just forget about me, even when I am blatantly struggling with my emotions, always sad and seeking isolation
>not one of them even says "hi" to me or "are you ok"
>notice that literally everyone else who I have ever known has had someone who cared for them, even a simple "hi" on facebook would change my life
>18 years old and I have never had a single phone number in my contacts which was not my parents
>i am alone, no one cares about me, no one ever did apart from maybe my family but I cannot tell them anything
>realise that normies are parasites that feed off the social stimuli that others give them, not giving a fuck about anyone unless it directly benefits them. Doing whatever the alpha in a group says to increase their social standinig and beating down anyone lower in the social pecking order to make themselves feel better
>still cling onto the false hope that someday someone will notice me, I am still human and want someone to care about me
What's the point anymore, everyday I get sucked deeper and deeper into depression and self isolation. The only reason I wouldn't kill myself is because I believe that my pathetic existence is still better than total nothingness after death.
Pic related is a normie on facebook who got like 30 likes. Will continue if you want.
Well, sucks to be you I guess. Manlets will never get a good life.
There's no point my friend just end it if you can't handle you will never have a good life, you will not make and it will not get better
>>24382093
Oh shit I mean 5'6"
Not much better but still....
Has anyone here ever fucked a MILF? Where do you meet them?
>>24382055
fucked a prostitute who has a kid
Yes. OKCupid a couple years ago. 39, 3 kids, college professor, chubby but in that hot curvy big tits kind of way. Loved to fuck and was good at it.
Kind of miss her to be honest family.
>>24382107
relevant photo
I decided to make an Okcupid acc as a joke, took pics from a tumblr qt and in less than 30 days i have almost 1500 likes, also have reached the message cap thing twice. WTF is it really that easy.
>>24382052
Thirsty guys are thirsty shock.
Yeah, being a moderately attractive girl in the west is pretty sweet
OKC's a waste of time. Creeper Canyon for girls and Ghost Town for g uys.
FUCK FUCK FUCK I WANT A FUCKING GF SO BAD REE REE THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT WHY CAN'T I HAVE A QT 3.142 GF LIKE EVERYONE ELSE CUNT CUNT CUNT GIVE ME A GF CRUEL GOD PLEASE PLEASE FUCKING HELL GIVE ME ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THAT THAT THAT FEEL FEEL FEEL WHEN WHEN WHEN WHEN NO NO NO GF GF GF!!!!!!
IT'S NOT FAIR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THERE IS NO EXCUSE.
EVERY SINGLE FEMANON IS NOW AN ENEMY OF THE ROBOT.
>>24381944
You can have my gf for 35 low payments of 29.99/mo
>>24381944
>>24382251
Today at work I spoke to a GF who I thought might want to be MY GF
But It turns out she actually HAS A BOYFRIEND FUCKING WHORE CUNT SPREADING HER SLUT LEGS FOR SOMEONE WHO IS NOT ME FUCK HER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GIVE.
ME.
A.
GF.
NOW.
NO.
EXCUSES.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTHbY9mVYAM
I want all millennials to die
Quit seeking out things that make you angry.
lol this video is awesome.
>>24381915
Honestly I am beginning to wonder if ISIS is the good guys or not because of videos like the one you posted OP. The people in that video clearly deserve to die.
Are transexuals better than real women or is it just a myth?
they're caricatures of women
literally every single one I've met or heard speak has been the epitome of narcissism and attention whoring
plus, they all think they're some special butterfly even if they're ugly as fuck and boring
so no, they somehow managed to be worse than women
>>24381783
All trannies are depressed and mentally ill. On the bright side they might be a hell of a lot more grateful and loyal to a relationship than a real woman though.
>>24381783
Myth. They're like a third gender at this point. But they can be nice
Has everyone seen the new video of Sam Hyde inside Ashley's parents' house and filmed by Ashley?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THhbpJlK--A
MOTHER FUCKER
THIS IS TRUE??
BLOOD, I WANT BLOOD
>>24381771
Skip to 1:53
You can see how obvious it is that Sam is dominant and sadistic and Ashley is submissive and masochistic.
Stop posting here, no one cares about you
is calling yourself a hippie a meme now? I just made an okcupid to try and get out of my shell I guess because I hate being lonely.
I'm seeing almost as many self-proclaimed hippies as "not your typical girl" and "i'm studying psychology"
desu senpai, the only hippies I've met are either business-like in their appearance or are living almost completely off the grid in trailers/shacks in the mountains but are accepting of anyone worthy.
What do I say to these kinds of girls? Is it in bad taste to call them out on probably not being members of the hippie family?
why did my post change from "desu senpai" to "desu senpai"
what kind of sorcery is this? tee bee aych senpai in case it changes again.
>>24381671
Okcupid is the sjw dating website. If you want a more normal gf try pof.
>>24381696
okcupid is based though, it lets you filter by intelligence
White guy in Africa, fucking a hooker for free, she cooks for me, I like her, says she wanna join me in Europe illegaly.
What should I do if she knocks at my door ?
Enjoy your AIDS, buddy.
>White man fucking a hooker free
>Free
>Fucking Free
>At no charge
This isnt rare either happens all the time. and white people think they can ever be robots.
Is that her?
Shes cute.
Meanwhile, in the /r9k/ of a parallel universe...
>>24381580
>implying men can be lonely
the "malebot" meme must end
So I was scratching my PENIS the other day when my girlfriend told me to stop scratching my PENIS. I laughed at her and kept scratching my PENIS. I'm in no way going out of my way to assert my gender in this post! My references to my genitalia is purely innocent, and not intentionally incongruous at all for the sake of drawing attention to my gender!
>>24381580
ITT post your realized dreams and success stories
