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How do you feel that not being a dick just makes you seem like you have no dick at all?
This is the problem that a lot of bots who consider themselves nice have. This is weakness that will never get you laid
>>27252859
Just be a normal human being. Being nice doesn't disqualify you, being a boring pushover disqualifies you.
Be a bit assertive. Be like how you are with your friends sans the shit talk.
>>27252859
>labelling yourself as nice
>labelling yourself at all
this is where you fucked up.
Its like a girl calling herself a gamer, its only a red flag
>>27252859
I just get swerved on by every female I talk to.
Every. Single. Time.....
Last night in the McDonald's thread, we started joking about having a road trip. A robot road trip. Then we started thinking that it could be a possibility. We could watch Chinese cartoons under the stars or organize a small protest for more NEETbux. I said I'd make an organizing thread at midnight tonight.
If you're interested, post your general location. We can see if there's enough people in an area for it to work.
>>27252804
OP here. I'll start off by saying that I'm in Texas.
>>27252804
>work
triggered
im out
Upstate NY area
Why does nobody seem to appreciate honesty?
Today I took this girl that I go to uni with for a small date. Since I asked I payed for lunch. During the date I made it clear that I pretty much want to save sex for marriage and expect the same from my partner. Apparently she isn't because she made a scene at the restaurant and called me an asshole for judging her. Honestly I probably dodged a bullet, but why is sharing my values a problem? If she doesn't like it just enjoy the free meal and go home, I don't understand why she had to throw a tantrum over a casual date.
>>27252770
that's pretty retarded on her part. people are supposedly all about honesty these days and she is going to do that? it's better to get things on the table but still, she should have acted her age and kept it together until after then she could rant to her friends or whatever
>>27252770
>having values in 2016
>a robot refusing an opportunity to have sex
You're fucking stupid. How's that for honesty?
>>27252805
I know a lot of girls who keep it to themselves to bitch about it after, that's why I was so surprised she got so upset over nothing.
Someone to talk to edition
Anyone up desu?
https://discord.gg/0tTP68lFXHD5Kcla
Join my discord group you fucking cunts
About to finish my 15 hour shift lads. Bed is waiting for a glorious 7 hours before I have to get up and do it again.
>"friends" who think it's funny to tickle you
YOU ARE LEGITIMATELY BAD PEOPLE
Mad there, friend?
>>27252673
just reeeee my shit up
>>27252627
I wish I was more alpha as a kid
Honestly getting randomly tickled by a girl then getting laughed at or being told off for 'beinf shy' is sexual/emotional abuse.
I don't know if that's a contributing factor but I want to kill every woman I see and I hate society so idk
Would you be a sissy slut up the butt if it meant a permanent NEET carefree life? So long as you're cute though.
>>27252389
Sage goes in all fields and no fag
>>27252389
I already am a sissy slut.
>>27252415
Post thigh high socks
Would you date a SINGLE DAD?
>Question for FEMANONS
Anyone irresponsible enough to let robots, even fembots near their kid is a terrible terrible parent
>>27252303
>even fembots
especially fembots
How fucked up is your life?
22
Virgin
No friends
No driver's license
Never had a job
Shitty university grades
Overweight (working on losing the extra weight)
I've been at my university for a few years now and haven't made any social connections so I figure I've pretty much missed the boat. At this point I'll settle for graduating and landing a job that pays decent enough for me to have my own apartment and enough money to spend on guns or anime merchandise.
35
NEET
should I go on?
>>27252134
kinda in the same boat. i dont know what im gonna do with my life after uni
It's Caturday, faggots.
Post your cats or any other cat, share cute stories, I don't care.
Cats are a robot's best friend
>my baby after her spay surgery
My cat, Sam
>original comment
>>27252091
Das a qt
What's with the filter tho?
Boy or grill?
>>27252113
Boy
No filter, this pic is from christmas he was sitting under the christmas tree with the lights on
>tfw 31 & officially emotionally dead
Nothing in life makes me happy anymore, even funerals don't give me any feels, I'm just an empty human bean now
>>27297142
okay
do you want that to change
>>27297142
I;m 31 too. The worst part is that everyone I knew is more successful than me too. They're real adults with careers, relationships, married, kids, etc. I'm some loser who lives with his parents and has a wage slave shit job. I hate this and there is no end in sight.
>>27297596
where do you live
why do you think you're in this position while your peers are not?
there might not be a good answer, just curious
>this is what liberals actually believe
Have fun with Bernie, fags.
you know that said nothing about bernie, right?
trump supporters make a lot of assumptions
purge the weak
sieg heil
deus vult
>>27296452
That's called inference. I'm a Cruzfag by the way, not a Trumpster.
how do we fix /r9k/?
>>27296153
By not making meta threads like this one.
>>27296153
Ban NEET threads.
Also,
>Fixing a containment board for the other containment boards.
>>27296193
The NEET threads are getting out of hand
I wish the internet didnt fucking exist.
If it wasnt for stupid ass social networking, stupid ass internet dating websites, stupid ass porn sites, stupid ass circle jerk sites like 4chan and reddit, stupid ass video games, we'd all have a fair chance at being happy in life. I really fucking hope you understand that the reason for our misery is because of the fucking internet. The internet FUCKED everything up. It killed it dating, it killed marriage, it killed loved. The internet is why you will never be fucking happy.
you can still join a monastery you know, or a communal farm
I'm considering doing something like this in a few years, and I'm a "successful" person with a job in tech.
I feel like going full unabomber (sans bombing). That said I was miserable and autistic before the internet too.
>>27295571
>we'd all have a fair chance at being happy in life
Nerds existed before the internet
The only difference is that people would pretend to like certain things just because they could get more attention that way
You'd still be a virgin, you'd still be depressed
There were many fewer autists before the internet, but there were a few and they could become inventors or hermits or monks.
After months on okcupid I finally managed to get a date. Pic related is a girl from my university who is doing comp sci, I'm going to meet her on campus tomorrow and I'm nervous as fuck. We got along well in messages (and she talks dirty a lot so I think I can actually get laid) but irl I am an autistic retard. I literally have no friends and haven't since I was 15.
What should I wear/say etc? Any advice appreciated. I think she wants to have sex because when I told her I would come to meet her she said "I know, boys always like to cum ;)"
PLEASE HELP JESUS FUCK
I refuse to believe that's a girl. Sorry if this is real, but nope
>>27295289
Her profile says she is a girl.
>>27295301
Well she can identify as woman despite being mtf trans or something.
>watching chinese cartoons
>feel good
>don't want to watch too many at once so I can form a better bond with the characters thinking about them over time
>stop watching
>feel bad
>remember that life sucks
>conflicting feels whether I should watch more or play vidya or something
Why is life such shit? Post your escapism related feels.
I just get drunk/abuse benzos and listen to comfy music.
>watch high school anime
>imagine what being it would be like if I were in the class as a foreign exchange student
>imagine participating in all of the fun adventures and antics with the main characters
>realize I graduated high school 4 years ago and even if I were in that anime I would just be one of the nameless sidecharacters, just like how I was in real life high school
>>27251842
>what being it would be like
what it would be like*
oops
