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>Anon, are you staring at my titties!?
>>27265801
I don't stare at the tits of monkeys. Please go back to Africa, you look like you took a shit and rubbed it all over your body
>>27265829
wow
so edge
>>27265801
what else am I supposed to look at?
Remember, folks: Safety always comes first in the workplace! Please watch your step and take care of yourself!
You don't need to watch where you're going, because the aisles should be clear of debris and objects which could pose a tripping hazard, among other types of hazards!
Mixed messages
You will always be aware of you're surroundings. Ideally you shouldn't have to be, but you do not and never will life in an ideal world, nigger.
>>27265851
It has been made clear that 4chan agrees with the statement that you shouldn't have to watch where you're going, if everything is clear in the aisles. So, it's indisputable at this point.
If you leave stuff in the aisleways, you are responsible for leaving it there, not for not watching where you're going.
I'm very worried about your wellbeing folks! I just want to say again for your benefit that you need to be careful! Thank you!
I have a confession to make regarding this here gif I'm posting.
I really, really, REALLY find her adorable. And the fact that she isn't anything more than just some animated pixels, quite frankly, saddens me.
I have to go through life, knowing that I'll never be able to hug and cuddle with this cute little creature. What good is a sweet, pixelated loli, if you can't be her onii-chan?
What should a man like myself do? Is there hope? Is there light at the end of the tunnel?
I often question, weather or not these characters of fiction, are in reality aware of our existence, and that they are capable of loving me, the way I love them.
Who's to say she isn't thinking about me right now? Perhaps she is waiting for the day, when I too, become a pixelated figure, living inside a virtual 2D world, alongside her.
Don't worry, Imouto. Onii-chan's coming for you!
>>27265763
You need to get a sex change and become Homura-chan if you're serious about this, op.
>>27265763
>i think she's really real somewhere
she is op. humans don't imagine things from nothing. the dream world is as real as any, we just dont have constant access to it yet. one day though, maybe
>>27265763
what the fuck, op. lol
Dumping my collection of comfy photos.
Lots of them are gone due to a data corruption but what I have is sizable.
There will also be minor errors in the filenames, which should be used to identify the photos as I am posting in order.
>>27265525
Comfy_01
>>27265525
comfy_02
>>27265525
comfy_03
Anyone an avid taker of creepshots?
It's really the only reason I bother going to my failing classes lately, when I'm just going to drop anyway.
Nothing like the thrill of taking voyeur pics of qt girls to fap to later. It's almost like I own them in way.
no anon
they own you
no, seeing them all the time is enough. I wish they would dress in fitting clothes for once so I would not have an erection for two hours straight when I am trying to work.
>>27265476
why do Americans never use chairs properly
>no one will ever be physically attracted to you
this SUCKS
i'm ugly, i'm gonna end up married to someone ugly, we're both going to find each other disgusting but we'll play pretend and imagine the other is beautiful
in the mornings we'll wake up, look over and see our ugly partner sleeping, looking even more disgusting than usual, and sigh at where our lives have ended up
Relax, anon. You're never getting married.
>>27265461
Yep, I know that feel. Ugly people should have been aborted at birth
>no one will ever be mentally attracted to youactually, a girl once said she liked how my mind works
what did you /feel/ today robots?
>tfw broke the nofap/noporn today
>felt really bad since I watched a really old dude fuck a young cute girl
>I realized there are girls who would rather whore themselves out instead of settling with robots who will love them and take care of them (those of us who can afford it, at least)
why are women so repulsed by us?
come on you guys, I want to hear your feels, you're the only people I interact with
>tfw called grandma today
>after a while her tone changed to more concerned than usual
>she tells me I should make friends and start going out
>tfw I haven't had friends for at least 5 years
don't even know how I would go about it
Shit. Does that count as a feeling?
who /antje traue/ here?
>tfw no german gf
Select all images with pickup trucks
456963
gf is German. It's neat, but there's definitely downsides
>watery politics, neither right nor left, just pretentious and based around social capital
>no sense of humor, even worse, a sense of humor completely unrelated to things which are funny
>German / Leo means you can travel everywhere and have done everything yet still manage to be incredibly boring
The upsides are tits and mombod (hips, ass, thighs) and generally good taste in clothes, food, and pretty much all products aside from music and movies. Would rather have an edgy artist native qt or a Slavette, desu.
>>27266213
tell me more about this german whore
Normie here, just passing through. Ask me anything.
Why are you on my board?
What is your favourite meme?
Has anybody ever been anything so much as to look more like?
why can't I just find a qt trap neet to feminize and slip hormones to and addict them to my cum?
Because we're actually gross and you don't want that.
You think that faggot enjoyed life like that after 48 hours? No, he didn't. After you blow your load and come to your senses you realize what a pathetic degenerate piece of shit you are and regret every second of the new life you've trapped yourself in.
>>27265231
what the fuck do I care how he feels? I'm the one that'll be blowing loads, he's going right in a chastity cage and will have to learn to enjoy getting reamed in the boipuss
how do you deal with hangovers fellow alcohol abuse bots?
>>27265001
the best hangover cure is to not drink
you're welcome
>>27265001
I smoke weed so i dont need to drink as much, I'll drink like 3-4 beers and then just smoke up the rest of the night. Plus, you dont feel shit from weed.
>>27265001
The most important thing is sleep, you need to get a lot of sleep. Preferably even more than 8 hours if possible. Second most important is water, just drink a shit ton of water all day long. Don't forget to eat too. Take some painkillers if you feel like you really need to, but don't make a habit of it or you'll slowly become immune to the effects. Smoking weed is actually a better option if you have any. I've heard exercise is good too, and it definitely makes you feel better to get some fresh air.
What kind of gf do you want, r9k?
>>27264872
Is this supposed to be bait to get us to say we want a gf like that? Because I do. I have no standards except that she likes me.
>>27264872
One who doesn't judge me for things I have no control of.
>>27264872
The good kind
>intelligent
>generally kind and warm hearted but not a push over
>respectful
>sexy, but in a modest, "earthy" way
Whats THE worst thing thats happened to you?
no >being born XD or >mux depression bullshit
I mean real life altering problems you couldnt change.
Me?
>hit by a car 5 months ago
>only 20 and my life is totally fucked up beyone repair
>>27264699
To add
now that im crippled my alrerady low chances of meeting a girl are zero and I will die a virgin.
I got sacked in the nuts by a ballsy sack of shit. Now I'm pretty nutsy and fail all the tests. Literally balls. Human balls.
>>27264699
A teacher I was friends with in Middle School was in a similar situation. He and I would talk about Panzer General all the time. He was like 25 when he got hit by it. Was in the hospital for a long time and had to walk with a cane for a long time. The school Chads who beat me up would make fun of me for being friends with a crippled person.
Who here has a pepe collection (over 300)?
Please share some good tips on organizing your pepe folder
i have a meme folder and just drop them in there
>>27264680
I really need to rename all of my pepes and organize them so I can pull them quickly by name
care to upload your pepe database?
any trade?
I have 1000+ pepes that I downloaded from reddit's 4chan sub. I just batch renamed them and use them when I want.
This is the first time in along time you've been this nervous. "It's going to be okay..." You whisper to yourself over and over again. "I'm sure she'll say yes." You've given thousands of speeches before. Speeches in front of incredibly powerful people. As the heir of a large company, you are probably one of the most eligible bachelors in the whole city. However, your heart belonged to someone already. "Flowers... Check..." You look down on the flowers you were holding. They were roses, her favourite flower. "Ring... check." Tonight was the night you were finally going to ask her to marry you. "Tickets?" You feel the breast pocket of your suit jacket. "Check." Tonight, you were going to propose to her on the first night of your romantic cruise. Everything was perfect. Everything was going to go great.
You were nervous. You didn't know how Rika would react. You've known her since she the two of you were in middle school and you've been her boyfriend ever since high school and throughout university as well. "There is no way she'll reject my proposal." You whisper to yourself.
>>27264535
Unfortunately, that day hasn't started off on a good note. Thanks to a mixup by the travel company, you are boarding the cruise ship wth regular people. You bought first class tickets yet here you are, in a sea of people. "Rika is probably on the boat already... I hope I can find her."
As you struggle to weave in and out of the huge crowds, you notice a woman in line behind you. She looked completely plain. The only thing that stood out about her was how plain she was. "Ah... Where did I put it?! W-Where did I put that ticket?" She looked like she was desperately looking for something...
As she looks around for something, she doesn't notice the stream of people that came bulldozing over her. Almost immediately, her glasses falls to the floor. Immediately, you notice the change of look in her eyes. "M-my glasses!" Right away you could tell she probably can't see very well without them. Your observation was confirmed when you saw her go on her knees and start to feel for her glasses.
[ ] Help her out.
[ ] You don't want to miss your boarding time.
I would tell you to fuck off to /tg/ but that would just be shitting up the boards with even more cancer quests
so please keep posting here
These threads used to be so popular a couple of months ago why is everyone hating on them now and not replying?
[ Help her out]
