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I know this girl, her shower is broken meaning she hasn't been able to bathe in about a week, she wants me to go down on her, should I?
what the hell is her hips and thighs so out of proportion.
some girls smell pretty good when they don't shower for a while
this one girl i used to know stayed at my house for like 2 weeks and didn't shower once, just thinking about her natural musk smell now gives me a boner. i don't know how i didn't rip her clothes off back then.
>>27259711
Tell her to take a shower at your place, idiot
Also, you don't need a shower to clean yourself
Just access to clean water, soap, and a wash cloth
> tfw you'll never be Chad
It hurts desu
Maybe they will invent complete body and face reconstruction in the future desu.
>>27259682
working out is not that hard. stop being lazy
>>27259723
Working out won't get me a horse cock
>tfw can't remember if something was a dream or not
>>27259646
Fucking this... A week or so after my ex dumped me for being too "boring and uninteresting" for an orgy in portland. I had a dream where we had gotten back together. It went so perfectly and I-I believed it had happened the night before when I woke up. I called her and made a massive fool of myself. God damn, I haven't felt that stupid in a long time.
Tfw can't tell thoughts from reality sometimes
>>27259646
>live a boring life
>daydream a lot
>end up convinced that my dreams and daydream happened to the point that I can lie without realizing I'm lying
I just started watching this show.
Why is it so shit?
It's like someone watched the episode of South Park 'Die, Hippy, Die', completely missed the satire, and made a serious drama around the premise.
The opinions presented by Elliot aren't typical of any computer security expert I've ever met. They're more liberal arts pre-having to work tier. It's such a boring fucking whiney diatribe, with your typical Mary Sue protagonist.
I've only watched two episodes but now I'll need to spend the next four hours listening to TISM to counter-act this eighteen-year-old-knows-about-good-and-evil garbage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTj1xPwi0EA
I loved it and am hyped for the next season.
You got shit taste desu.
>>27259246
>Well I'm a cyber-terrorist, just how cool is that?
>I'm gonna take on the World Bank, and knock the bastard flat.
>The broadband is my minefield, the command prompt my gun.
>The fact is I'm a dickwad and so very young.
>Rebellions not been tried before, not that I'm aware.
>We're the first in history, if not, I wasn't there.
>There was some sort of thing in France, my teacher once did speak.
>It can't have ever come to much and I skipped school that week.
>>27259297
Pasta pasta pasta,
you ain't my master!
>You will never be a normie
Feels good man.
This is a cute GIF but does not indicate how healthy people live. If you enjoy your job and don't abuse your body then it does not apply at all.
>>27259082
>Wagecucks
>Healthy
>>27259082
>If you enjoy being a slave
>I wear these for comfort, anon
Does anyone fucking believe this?
Yes. They are pretty comfortable.
the ones you can see through are slut pants but i've put on my gf's yoga pants i bought her and they really are quite comfortable.
>>27258987
No, they just say that shit so they don't seem like sluts. That isn't to say the wear it to cock tease beta orbiters, they just do it because they know it makes there ass look good and they like to be attractive.
Why do lower class folk use the word "fuck" or "fucking" in nearly every other sentence?
dunno but she's got cute feet, who is she?
Animal like behavior. Males and females do it in the low class. It's basically an assertion of their social/sexual dominance.
>>27258941
Fuck off you fucking retard, FUCK.
>I'm sorry anon but I don't do anal/facials/blowjobs[insert sexual act of choice] anymore. I wasn't sure of myself in the past and was trying to experience new things to find myself. I'm now confident with myself and my body and hope you respect that.
how do you react?
>>27258897
>happy for you mom
>>27258937
Posts like these are why I still come here
>>27258897
Why Amanda, why?
>have group of three best friends since early elementary school
>stay friends with them throughout grade school (even after one moved an hour away after fifth grade)
>one friend was fairly flamboyant and kids at school started making gay jokes about him by middle school
>I'm completely oblivious and just take his flamboyancy as quirkyness
>other two friends gradually distance themselves from him as he starts making friends with a different group of mostly girls
>I don't know why
>he and I become closer
>shows me his playboy magazines his parents leave for him (I assumed he just had really cool parents)
>I'd sleep over at his house and wed jerk off to them (on separate couches under blankets)
>one day I use his iTouch to look something up
>tons of weird gay porn searches in his search history, including shit like "gay sleeper" pop up in the search history on Google
>ash him about it
>he panics and awkwardly tells me it must have been his sister
>I believe him and never question it or think anything of it
>does other gay shit throughout middle school
>one day in 10th grade he tells me he's gay and that he can't be my friend anymore unless I let him suck my dick>being an awkward friendless faggot I agree to it
I was such a stupid and naive kid. Were still friends to this day though, even though I don't see him around as much since we live on opposite sides of the state now.
Bumping for quality /r9k/ greentext
>be 14/15
>on summer vacation with mother and step dad at this cottage that we'd rented
>been out swimming, taking shower
>decide to use this occation to beat my meat
>cum
>cum somehow gets stuck under the shower drain
>I didn't notice
>get out of shower after some time
>water couldn't pass through drain because of my cum
>everything's flooded
>tell mom, pretend not to know what happened
>she asks my step dad to look at it
>he lifts up the drain
>"There's a bunch of goo stuck in the drain, that might be it"
>mfw I watched my dad remove my cum from the shower drain with his bare hands
>>27259594
> cleaning your wife's son's cum out of the shower drain.
Kek
What are you currently lying to your parents about?
>>27258837
I'm a Christian
[Spoiler]fucking wackadee doo Im original too[/Spoiler]
>>27258837
THat i'm alright.
>>27258859
Aladeen?
How do you wear your facial hair?
How do I wear my facial hair ?
I don't
>>27258702
Clean shaven or stubble, I have a good jaw so I don't need the beard meme
>>27258702
Like this
Pic very related and comment very original
>wake up
>see this
what.....do...........you.......................................................do
muhblox
wonder why I'm suddenly 5'9"
>>27258671
that is a funny post my friend
start screaming in deutsch
How do you get a social life at 21?
I don't go to school and everyone at work is 40+
do what zizek did and become famous for saying really controversial things and explaining them in really confusing ways
Why do you want one? What do you expect to get out of normalfags?
This is how you do so.You don't.
i just told my oneitis a joke
this is the most we have ever spoken
i am shaking and have a headache
should i just kill myself?
it was a joke about how they make christmas products and name them easter products and that next easter there will be a guy selling easter trees outside the store (she's a cashier)
Your self-esteem is so low that you are physically reacting to a 3 second interaction with a human being who shits, farts, picks their nose and bleeds from their cunt once a month onto a wad of cotton that probably gets their hands messy every time they remove it.
Your self-esteem is so low and your boundaries are so out of whack that you are seeking approval and comfort on fucking 4chan, a board of narcissistic misogynist sociopathic armpits.
You need therapy.
>>27258532
You had a good thing going there until you ruined it.
Tfw you have a hot mom(right)
>>27258132
got nudes ? or stories?
Why is your mother 23 years old
>>27258132
post more anon, its not yours anyway
