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Guten tag, good day, barev dzez, my Aryan brothers. I once was like you, alone, depressed, self-harming, questioning if I should go trap mode or not, suicidal even. But the greatest heartbreak I have yet known showed me the pettiness of "falling in love" for there is a greater love, a truer love, a love for your Race, your Folk, your Nation, your People, and your beautiful culture. I focused on improving my mind and body, hammering myself into a weapon worthy of the Old Gods of Europa. I accept suffering, pain, and sadness as inherent to life and beneficial, as the suffering leads to growth and inner liberation. Join me, my white brothers, you will have something to fight for, the respect of your ancestors, and the gratefulness of your descendants.
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>>27254906
Fuck off German scum, your kind are directly responsible for all European plights since the beginning of recorded history. The eradication of your people and culture (that you brought on yourselves) this century is righteous punishment.
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>>27255022
I'm Armenian.
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>>27255032
That's a weird way of saying "dead".

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I know you folks on 4chan are very smart, and you even told me I was wrong last thread I made so surely there will be no issue in you helping me this time:

At work a guy said that objects I had placed along an aisleway (reaching as far out as the blue line from the yellow taped line which outlines the boundaries of the aisleway) were a tripping hazard and I had felt that he was targeting me personally because he neglected the hazard of all the carts surrounding us which extended further out from the yellow tape than my objects, as you can see in the photo, which posed more of a tripping hazard than my objects. People don't generally care about
how the carts are situated, but my objects were apparently an issue.

I realize now that I am wrong, and on Monday, I will apologize to him in a very friendly tone for yelling at him, say that I was wrong, and henceforth for any time that the aisleway looks like pic related (a very common occurrence), I will bring the supervisor over to fix the situation and remind everyone of their negligence of proper safety practices. When the supervisor brings this problem to everyone's attention during a group gathering (because safety is always first and I can't be wrong here now), people might get mad at me. So I need a few things to say to appease them. Can you help me with some?

Here are some I've thought about:

cont.
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>Its because some people care. Some more than others. And I think its best listen to what they want, because safety is always first.
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>Some people are a bit shy I think and dont want to come forward to do this, so I will on their behalf.

>There are no exceptions to the rule. Hazards are hazards.

>Im just assuming the responsibility of those who find this issue very important. Since their caring hearts arent coming forth to resolve this issue, I will on their behalf.

>I understand your frustration. Since one of your friends brought this issue to my attention, I realized its very important that we all cooperate and comply with their wishes to make the workplace a safer place.

Anymore would be much appreciated! Thank you.
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I could definitely use your intellect, 4chan! Thanks a bunch. :)

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Who /wigger/ here?
>love Young Thug, Meek Mill, Future, Drake and Rick Ross
>use words like thot, bitchnigga, fucknigga, trill and on fleek
>replace the C with a B in certain words that start with C (brazy, bool, bock, ball, boca-bola, bocaine, balifornia, etc)
>wear Hood by Air, Jordans, Yeezys and Bape
>kinda want to try lean
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>>27254656

I honestly, genuinely loathe you faggots and I would pay good money to shove my cock down your throat until you choke to death on your own spit.
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>>27254656
>I like the Migos myself. Don't judge on music tastes
>I never say trill or fleek, they sound pretty retarded to me
>dunno why they do this
>/dress like shit/ here
>you'll get fucked up on that stuff man I wouldn't recommend it
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AYY REPORTING SENPAI

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You guys are just joking about being virgins past 20 right? There's no fucking way you could not have stuck your penis in a vagina by the age of 20.

It's impossible.
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23 and still a virgin. Not planning on losing it anytime soon.
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>>27254615
Not twenty yet myself, but I see no scenario in which I would lose my virginity before I make that age, and I know there are many here who are well older. My brother is 26 and, afaik, still a kv just like myself.
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guessing this is bait but it's very possible. not everyone is a normiechad. most people sure. but not everyone.

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who here /intimidating/ ?

>6'3 skellington king
>have caused several people (especially women) at my work to quit their high-paying union job because of my odd mannerisms
>tfw one of the managers suspects me of harassing them but has no grounds to do anything
>tfw have done nothing but keep to myself
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What are your odd mannerisms?
but I do know that feel
>6'3
>serial killer stare
>deep, commanding voice
>icy blue eyes
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>>27254520
>>27254551

So you're normies?
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> 6" ft

> face is always pic related, cant help it

> wear dark clothing

> walk with chin up and back straight most of the time, no beta stances

One of the perks of being /scary/:

Guys won't fuck with you

One of the cons:

Girls won't fuck with you

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Lets get one of those threads going, post normies getting BTFO.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d1a_1458293485

israel
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e2d_1413920505

*Hey baby, record this!*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qVKGcz0reI

suck ma dick nigguh
fuck outta ere nigguh
by my self nigguh suk my dik nigguh
im fryom newyork nigguh
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSi5Y0y0qpQ

Let's start a Hispanic thread
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Bumpeado
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Boludos.
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>>27254115
>Brazil
>Hispanic
no

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What are some /r9k/ approved bands/albums.
Nothing upbeat, I want something depressing and grey like pic related.
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>>27253851

Well if we're trying to stick with the meme tag then Lift your Skinny Fists fits pretty well.
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There is no more robot album than pic related. It is such a robot album that there are literally zero females that listen to this song and get feels. If you don't listen to pinkerton and immediately get feels about how much of a social failure you are, you are not a robot.

Will post a few more robo-albums.
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You do know that music is uaving a negative effect on your vibration and density anon? Right? Sound is vibration matter is vibration waving in a slow process this music is lowering your density please stop.

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"your penis is fine, sweetie"
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>>27253839
thats probably an awful feeling, but your not a domo arigato mr roboto. i've never even see a woman's belly button
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>Awwww c'mon anon! your penis isn't small! it's fun sized!
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just get good at oral sex, itll make it much easier to feel ok about yourself. ive had a lot of success fingering gf while blasting her clit with my tongue

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What are your eyes /r9k/? Have your eyes ever been complimented by anyone else?

My eyes are the only thing women have ever complimented me for.
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>>27253442
Roundish almond eyes, the objective finest.
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>>27253442
>tfw one roundish almond eye and one droopy hooded eye
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i have stupid faggot loser eyes

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FEMANONS

>Your race
>Race you're most attracted to
>Race(s) that you would never date, if any
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>hispanic
>asian, white
>no answer
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>>27253400
>White
>White
>Black, asian, hispanic, indian, middle eastern, every other race that isn't white
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>>27253400

>white
>attracted to white guys and select asians
>would not date a black, arab, indian, filipino, italian, or korean guy.

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Are you heavier than Brock Lesnar?
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>>27253232
What's funny is she sees herself as his superior.

She's INFINITELY braver than him. Far more heroic and prideful.
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>>27253232
Holy shit she's disgusting. Imagine the smell because fat women fucking stink.
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>>27253232
>>27253263
are these two at all related or is op just putting them side by side for no reason besides his heavier than question

This is the end result of having children. Planning a little get together only to have the majority of them let you down. Imagine how thrilled he was during the day, buying chop meat, preparing it, getting the grill ready, only to have one kid show up.
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>>27253180
pretty much everyone does this at one point to their parents or grandparents
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>>27253180
>that pic

f-fuck
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I'm native American, our culture emphasizes respect for our elders. We build a house for our grandmother last summer because her old one was shit, people always go to her house to eat and cut wood for her, feels good man.

i haven't been here in so long. f22 i guess is a thing, but what are you guys doing? can we talk about some stuff? whatever you've been thinking about recently
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>>27252938
>f22
what?
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>>27252958
idk what what
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>>27252958
Must be cross-posting from /k/ or /o/ or something.

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The time has come for a skelly thread.
Let's post skeleton feels and how society sees us as frail weak man that they can push around anytime they want.
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Should I try harder to gain weight or is being a skelly better than chubby
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>>27252906
You're the Barney Fife of this world, little boy.
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>>27252906
You have no excuse to be skelly. Literally just eat and get >>>/fit/

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