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Stay Out of The Basement --
Siblings Margaret and Casey Brewer are playing Frisbee outside on a warm California winter day. Casey attempts to throw the Frisbee at their father. But he gruffly declines, because he has too much work to do in the basement. Casey and Margaret's father is a scientist. Ever since he got fired from PolyTech, their botanist father has been hanging around the basement, experimenting with plants. When Margaret tries to go down to the basement to see her father, he holds a bloody hand up to the light and utters, "Stay out of the Basement...". Casey and Margaret's mother, Mrs. Brewer has to leave for Tucson to visit her sick sister, and Mrs. Brewer reminds Casey, Margaret, and even Margaret's friend Diane to be nice to Dr. Brewer and make sure he eats meals.
Once Dr. Brewer emerges from the basement, his hand still bandaged, and takes Mrs. Brewer to the airport, Margaret gets a great idea: they should go inside the Basement and go investigate Dr. Brewer's secret experiments. Casey would rather watch the action movie that he rented. Eventually the three children make their way down into the basement. It is stacked with large tall plants of many variations, some bearing fruits, all very large for plants that supposedly had only been growing for a few weeks.
>>27285765
Casey strips down to his waist, feeling terribly hot, and leaves his shirt there. Casey notices a large glass contraption similar to a phone booth hooked up to a generator in the corner. He walks over to touch it and his bare body jolts with electric shocks. After admonishing him for his "hilarious" prank, by tickling his bare chest and stomach, the girls stop and listen to the plants, which sound like they are breathing. The tendrils of some of the plants begin to sway, as if beckoning the children towards the plants, and indeed some of the plants were heaving, as if in breath. The children wisely decide to stay out of the basement after all, and scatter out just as Dr. Brewer pulls up in the driveway.
Suddenly Casey, looking down at his bare chest, remembers that he left his shirt down in the basement! He quickly runs down to retrieve it, while Dr. Brewer is stopped by their neighbor in the driveway. Casey spots his sweater next to one of the tendril plants. When he goes to retrieve it, the plant's arms grab him and hold him tight. Margaret comes down to rescue Casey and she manages to free him. As they make their way up the stairs, they run into Dr. Brewer. Dr. Brewer calmly sits them down at the kitchen table and tells them that one day he will explain everything in the basement and they will all go down together, but until that day, they are not allowed in the basement.
Even by that time, Casey still had not put his shirt on and was still bare-chested. The next morning, Dr. Brewer has installed a lock on the door. That afternoon, Mrs. Brewer calls Margaret to tell her that her sister's surgery did not go as planned and she will be staying in Tucson a few more days. Margaret tells her mother about the basement and how Dr. Brewer has started wearing a Dodgers cap at all times.
FUCK. Goosebumps scarred for life as a kid.
NO, DON'T BRING BACK THE MEMORIES.
>>27285778
Mrs. Brewer tells her daughter that her father probably feels like he has something to prove to Mr. Martinez, his old boss who fired him. After getting off the telephone with her mother, Margaret heads downstairs and spies her father in the kitchen, eating something from a plastic bag.
She stays hidden until he leaves. When she retrieves the bag, she discovers it is plant food! She tells Casey about this as she makes him a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but he does not seem to think it is all that weird that their father would be eating fertilizer. He then mocks her by pretending to be the Incredible Plant Man and she is Weed Woman. A few days later, the two siblings and Diane are playing Frisbee, again.
Casey tosses a Frisbee at their father, who has emerged briefly into the sunlight, but it hits him in the head, knocking his Dodgers cap off and revealing green leaves growing on his scalp! Dr. Brewer finally sits down with his children and explains that the leaves are just a side effect-- a side effect to what, he will not say, but he does explain his experiments. He asks if the children are familiar with DNA.
He is trying to take animal cells and put them into plant cells to create hybrid plants that have never existed. The glass booths in the basement are his transports, and though he is real close to succeeding, he has not quite made it work yet. He then brushes off all the moral and ethical concerns of his children as he heads back to the basement. That night, Margaret again spies on her father in the bathroom. She watches him take off his bandage and the blood from his wound is bright green! She also takes a peek in his bedroom and notices that his bed is filled with moist dirt and crawling with worms.
I'm having a lot of trouble getting over the girl on the right.
Posted this thread before but this time I want to make clear I'm not pure robot, but probably more robot than most currently using this board.
I want to ask if anyone has been in love more than once and how did they compare?
She was my only girlfriend and we dared for 2 to 3 years. The last year was bad enough that she refuses to say we were still together. She slept with three guys that year and had camsex with a few ppl from soc.
So she called me drunk a few weeks ago and we had another long talk after that.
I find her really attractive now and I think I'm in love with her again.
The problem is I'm a neet drug addict who is just now getting his life back together. She's also been dating this guy 15 years older than her. She says she's happy but told me she saw him write to his ex that he missed her sex. That and reconnecting with me makes me think there is a chance.
I don't know how to handle this. Is this obsession or did I fuck up my chance with the one?
>>27249867
>the one
She's cheated with three guys and had camsex, and you call her 'the one'?
Mate. Take some advice, which you probably won't, and move on. 'The one' doesn't cheat. She doesn't find others attractive. She's supposed to be devoted to you, ONLY YOU, love you, cherish your presence, do everything to make you happy.
This girl isnt your one. Stop before it's too late, and move on, or else you'll get shit on again, faggot.
>>27249867
The photo is actually on the left. Fucking dumb worthless piece of shit OP
>>27250008
Not on my browser
>BE YOURSELF
Ok, which one of your sperglords did go outside of your basement?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjbAs5F_bYY
>>27285590
that rage
that power
such potential
Laaaaaaaaaand offf the whaaaaaaaaallleeeesssssss, honestly can we just conquer America already?
requesting edited picture of "birry" except with Bernie i guess.
Just Your Daily Reminder:
If you're 30 years of age or older, leave /r9k/. You don't belong here.
Stop trying to hangout at the high school and college campuses, you old, irrelevant, expired losers.
>>27285580
...said the 30+ year old.
>>27285591
just turned 18 last month bro
I'm here at work and /g/ and /vr/ aren't interesting right now
Fuck off kid, 4chan isn't a new website
The Bot is gone edition,. Tags omegler9k, r9komegle, r9k, robot 9001, areninekay
Where is my princess?
>>27249814
Don't say it so loud anon! But yes, I just realised, there's no bot here tonight. Let's make the most of it.
>>27249873
It was just me senpai so i had to. No one on skype. Plus its not like the bot would be gone on a friday night on accident. He is either baiting or busy.
>"Thank you much for taking me out for ice cream Anon I really do appreciate it you know! Say, could you perchance drop me off at Chad's residence whilst you are on your way home? He has offered to give me some cream as well, if you know what I mean! hahaha"
>>27249613
She's really ugly and unappealing desu.
>>27249613
>"really? he offered to give me some ice cream too! yeah we'll go over to Chad's together, Stacey."
>>27249671
Prep her cone for Chads cream you cuck
Thoughts on single mothers?
I heard you can get a pretty good deal if you can get a single mom. Pretty, above average looking woman who will do wild things in bed but only if you can get their kid to like you.
I've heard dating a single mom bein compared to car shopping. Single moms are like used cars, don't buy them for the paint job, but if everything works then you can get a great deal.
Would you ever date a single mom?
Nope
Might fuck but never date
I never want to have children, let alone someone else's children.
>>27285358
Cuckold detected. You are literally being the definition of a cuck if you are raising another man's child.
For some reason I like answering questions. AMA thread.
>>27285183
When did you realize you were a faggot and why haven't you killed yourself yet?
You're a (you) addict is why.
When's the last time you ate pizza? Do you play any computer games, and if so, what games? Did you reply to my AMA thread where I talked about the computer parts I bought, last night?
>matched with someone on tinder
>talk for a day
>meet the next day
>he unmatched me after three days
why? was i that boring/ugly/uninteresting?
how do i make a normie like me? I'm so fucking tired of this
what did i do wrong? why do people unmatch on tinder?
>>27285134
this thread again?? boooooring
Are you fat? Are you using MySpace angles in your tinder photos that are years old?
tick tock wageslaves, don't get comfy, mr.Goldberg expects you back in the cage on Monday.
how else would you pay for your used goods wife and her shopping sprees? cuck.
/r/ing the pic of comfy Pepe drinking Wojak's tears
I heard those benefits are in danger of getting cut, NEET.
Don't worry, though. I'll throw you a couple bucks...if you suck my dick. You want the cash for Subway, don't you?
So suck it. Be a good little whore and suck my dick. It's the closest you'll ever get to sex anyway.
So suck it.
>>27250272
ragie wagie in his little cagie
why are korean women so beautiful?
i never got yellow fever
i've never been attracted to an asian woman, they just look fucked up to me. something about their noses and eyes, it's like fucking fish face or something
you watch too many chinktoons
They're made out of plastic
Plastic surgery tbqh familia
>aids skrillex gets fucked by dogs, lives with his mom, is almost 30, didn't go to college, plays in a shitty band, talks about white male privilege
>he has a qt gf like this
What the fuck. We should have become super liberals campaigning for bernie. We called them cucks but at the same time they were fucking qt liberal girls and we didn't even know it
This whole "red pill" thing is a trap.
Tons of "beta cucks" are out there having amazing sex and tons of friends and "red pilled" guys are sitting at home wallowing in misery.
>>27284935
Most red pilled guys are sitting at home wallowing in misery, that's why they're red pilled in the first place. Happy people with relationships don't go around blaming "Chad" and "Stacey" for everything
>>27284935
I'm not a 'red pill' guy. Nor do I hate women, not a virgin either. I have severe body image issues though which makes me think I'm hideous and cripples me.
But yeah although I think it has some truth to it (confidence and physical fitness is attractive) I don't buy into the hatred side of it. Lots of dorky 'beta' guys are having great social lives while 'redpill' virgins wallow in misery.
>out at a few parties last night
>end up cheating on gf a couple times with different girls
Should I even tell her? Shes like 6/10 and I don't really feel like dealing with it. Leaning towards no right now.
No. Her fault she's dating a slimy Chad fuck that sleeps around.
>>27284912
Dude old fag here, dump her and move on also dont tell her just do a solid and move on shit happens dont make it a habbit
>>27284969
>im old so my advice is good
nice meme
TURN ON CNN
>>27284556
I'm too fucking lazy. Tell me what's goin on
>>27284556
This wasn't posted before?
Impressive.
>>27284556
OMFG OMG :O
Is this the best anime movie?
>cute and likeable little girl
>comfy heartwarming story
>nice visuals
>feels nostalgic
i know nothing about this anime but this photo makes me feel obscure and depressed
>>27284200
This is also my favorite studio Ghibli film, friend!
Good taste anon
ptetty top tier
