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Would you rather drink liquid shit or eat solid piss?
>>27282682
trips inchaalah
>>27282682
I'd just die if I were at that stage.
also roll
very original roll k
Hey so I saw a girl I knew in high school that I used to be into today.
I surprisingly built up the confidence to talk to her. She recognized me and she said "I've changed a lot since then."
Is that a signal? Like "I've changed and don't want anything to do with high school." type of thing?
General girls make no sense thread too?
Did she look like this when she said it?
Girl this, girl that.. don't you guise ever talk about anything else??..
>>27249502
Real talk, pretty close.
>2016
>not having a viking haircut
stay in the basement neets, while us true men go outside to conquer and pillage women
>>27282325
You vikings sure are a wild bunch!
Modern society has no need for men. We just cause problems for the .1% That's why we're being phased out.
>2016
>not having a single plait in your beard like our friend varg here
Left vs right
I'm gonna go with right.
>>27282352
i dont get it senpai, literally everyone i know prefers the right girl
I'm gonna go left
>See Female hate thread
>Wonder how guys are treated in relationships with fucking shitty women
>Decide to open this thread
Not a male hate thread
My one and only ex used to literally use me as a punchbag when she'd get angry about anything. When we split up she told her new chat bf that I used to hit her. Never been with or tried to get another girl since and that was six years ago. Women are cruel vindictive creatures and I'll be glad to never deal with one again.
This may interest you.
>women instigate more reciprocal and non-reciprocal violence in hetero relationships
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1854883/
>>27282301
>Male abuse thread
Time to fap, I geuss.
>tfw never had to work in my 23 years of existence
>tfw been living the neet life after hs for 6 years now
>tfw living in a big, comfy house with parents who have stopped pestering me to work/go back to school
>mfw wagecucks slave away to fund mr. shlomo shekelsteinberg's 10th yacht
>>27282279
Hey, whatever floats your boat! Am I right?
>>27282279
Same here bro. 23, no work ever, live comfortably with parents.
Am I happy though? No.
>>27282279
>23
Ameature, I'm 31 and the most I worked was a couple months at mcdonalds 10 years ago. I turn 32 next week but my parents are saying they are going to kick me out but you know what? Let them, I'll call child protective services and tell them my parents are abandoning me. They will get arrested and I will be able to live in the house on my own
Why are you sad tonight?
>>27249206
im not!! i took a walk outside and got a haircut so im in a pretty good mood :)))
why are you sad, op?
>tfw no true capitalist radio to listen to
its not fair
>>27249206
>tfw you never had a roastie gf
>redpilled about women
>when most of your life is decided after you were born
Why even live?
>tfw no truely dorky/geek/nerd gf who sits around scratching her pits, farting, and pissing in bottles with me in my room while we both enjoy neetlife
>we wont ever take game breaks every other day to have kinky sex, workout, and shower before we eat yummy chinese takeout and cuddle to bed rubbing toes together and whispering i love you and kissing
i want to kms
>>27282110
I'm not saying they don't exist, but I am saying that the only truly dorky/geek/nerd girls are ugly as sin.
>console
Bad pic.
>>27282110
>dorky/geeky/nerd doesn't necessarily mean completely disgusting
frumpy-chan asks:
>have you brushed your teeth today? showered?
>have you been going to bed early and waking up early?
>have you been going outside and enjoying the weather?
>have you been eating your fruits and vegetables?
>have you been washing your face?
you can't complain about how shitty your life is if you don't do the things listed above. They're the building blocks for success or, at least, vague happiness.
also
>what have you been doing with your free time?
>have you been finding ways to keep yourself happy? or at least entertained?
I, personally, got myself a new sketchbook :)))
>have you brushed your teeth today? showered?
haven't brushed my teeth in like a month, showered 2 days ago
>have you been going to bed early and waking up early?
go to bed around 4am everyday and wake up around 1 every day except monday and wednesday when i have 9am classes and then i go to bed around 4 and just want to kill myself all day and those are the days when i have the most classes so it really sucks lots of dicks
>have you been going outside and enjoying the weather?
i have to walk everywhere but nothing besides that
>have you been eating your fruits and vegetables?
no
>have you been washing your face?
no
>what have you been doing with your free time?
4chan, reddit, fb, netflix, one game ocassionally called red crucible (fps), omegle
>have you been finding ways to keep yourself happy? or at least entertained?
the above...also, avoiding people
>>27249127
>have you brushed your teeth today?
Yeah, and flossed, but I don't do it as often as I should.
>showered?
Yes
>have you been going to bed early and waking up early?
Yes actually! I'm proud of that, even though I accomplish it by double-dosing zzquil, but it's the only OTC that works.
>have you been going outside and enjoying the weather?
Sort of. I've been opening my windows and blinds and lingering outside when I take out the trash, so I think that counts.
>have you been eating your fruits and vegetables?
I had an apple and a banana today. Does that count?
>have you been washing your face?
Every day. I'm not prone to acne, so when I started to viciously break out I just want it to be over. It's working. Acne is almost completely gone.
>what have you been doing with your free time?
Distracting my mind, mostly.
>have you been finding ways to keep yourself happy? or at least entertained?
Happy? No. Entertained? Yes.
I'm happy not doing any of those things. Besides eating vegetables, which I actually enjoy the taste of raw.
Walk into room.
see dis.
>h-hey a-anon kun, sorry didn't know you were here.
what do?
>>27281912
How the fuck did she got her clothes off ?
>>27281935
That's not the real question. WHO THE FUCK TOOK THAT PICTURE
>>27281912
Throw her in the trash. She has a flat ass and I want my waifu back.
>ywn have a weeb gf who's into yaoi
>>27281802
I do it's not great
>>27281802
Believe you don't want one. I was there and it was bad.
inb4 REEEEEEEE she destroyed me enought to make me a robot. Bumping this while typing the greentext, wait for it.
>>27281802
I wouldn't recommend it. Weeb girls are plagued with mental disorders, cringe worthy social skills and poor hygiene.On second thought, they are perfect for the average robot.
>Tfw my gf gets drunk at some club and doesn't reassure me that she'll be ok
>She's done this twice now and I'm afraid the third time she'll hook up with one of her guy "friends"
Am I being majorly cucked here? She tells me she won't ever cheat on me or do anything like that while off her face but I just can't help but think about men feeling her up and drugging her drink while she's out in town. I can't go with her because she's always with her friends, and she openly tells me about when she's going without even giving a second thought as to how I'd feel about it.
This feeling is so gut wrenching that it's giving me the shits right now
The fact that you're letting her go to clubs without you speaks volumes about your relationship. I sense you're a doormat
>>27281776
I can't go clubbing because my ID is fucked, can't even buy drinks without relying on a mate
>>27281776
this is a good indicator anon, i agree.
>>27281759
OP, it's time to hang up the ol' hat and call your "relationship" done.
>no man will ever truly love you
>you will always be alone
>you will always be a waste of space and time
>you're better off dead
>tfw you're a woman
Kill me
Just pull an Eliza and get orbiters to buy you things.
>>27249078
you wanna join this cool skype group, kiddo?
>>27249078
You can't truly love anyone and neither can a man no one is capable of the love we see in movie and shit. It's not real it's a meme forget about that and you'll be fine. Just love them for trying the best they can to be love you. You try the best you can too and everything will be alright.
What would be the worst thing to be reincarnated as?
>pic related, being a tapeworm would suck
>>27281561
>being a neetworm suck
seriously?
A female human.
>>27281561
A faggot as OP
Why don't you robots just get a dog?
>loyal
>will love you unconditionally
>therapeutically proven to ail depression
>gives you a reason to go outside
>can take it for jogs and get /fit/
>perfect wingman (girls love dogs)
>can protect you and your home from niggers
>can teach it to hunt with you along with several other useful things
>relatively low maintenance
Dogs are a robots best friend!
but they really smell
I have a dog.
Best thing I ever did in my life was buy a dog. That bro has got me through some pretty shit times
>>27281527
Only if you don't clean them
pet-friendly baby wipes help a lot
