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Can some normies, preferably stacies, list things that make women unattracted to males?
When your conduct betrays your value system.
Pic unrelated.
Do you want physical traits, behaviors, or what?
There are a huge range of answers to this question and many of them are context-dependent so it would help to narrow it down.
>>27279143
idc, it doesn't even have to be true. just make me rage so I can go to sleep
>>27279174
why does rage help you sleep? I'll try to come up with some really absurd ones if I can.
>tfw alcoholism is spiraling out of control
>tfw addicted to /r9k/
>tfw laugh hysterically and have depressive mood swings
>tfw nostalgia is crippling me
>tfw violent racist violent fantasises are reawakening
>tfw attraction to 13-15 year olds is coming back reeally fucking strongly (unfortunately, FBI no, pls)
Is this the end? Is this what the end feels like?
>>27278973
BONUS QUESTION
Why does ignoring women who are into you feel so fucking good?
>>27279058
Because it does.
>>27278973
all of those things are happening to me too
>>27279058
not that though, fuck off back to facebook chad
Who here lives in a nice big beautiful home? What's it like? I envy you.
i live in a fucking townhouse. Kill me.
>>27278758
My parents home is kind of like that. Not quite as nice but close. They have an indoor pool in the basement, a games room, and a small library. And a big comfy yard.
But I live in a one bedroom apartment. It's nice when they go out of town and I housesit for them.
>>27279078
>They have an indoor pool in the basement, a games room, and a small library. And a big comfy yard.
>But I live in a one bedroom apartment
>americans
top kek
Why don't you find a sexual surrogate in your area and book sessions with her, so she can teach you how to have sex?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_surrogate
They can teach you how to do it, help you lower your level of fear/disgust/anger and other problems that inhibit your sexual satisfaction, and can make you feel happy and safe. That's what they're there for.
There are literally women who have made CAREERS out of helping robots and you guys don't even know about them until now.
Pic sort of related but mostly just an attention-getter.
Bump
You guys who have insurance, you realize it might even pay for it right?
You might literally get to have a woman hold you and tell you it's okay and have sex with you and maybe even dab up your tears with a handkerchief if that becomes necessary, should you find yourself overwhelmed.
There is no reason to be afraid of sex and if you're so unhappy about having never had it, kind, soft women are out there willing to help you.
And it might not even cost you anything out of pocket. Even if it does cost you, it'd probably be worth it.
>>27278672
I don't have insurance but I'm guessing it costs 1000 an hour at least, seeing as you can get a hooker to be relatively nice and patient for 300.
>call it therapy
>possibly covered by my insurance
>I get laid
Ok where do I sign up
If you're a weaboo, please fuck off
>>27247951
>bitching about weeaboos on a Burmese macrame forum
>>27247951
Woopsie opie if you continue being a meanie you won't get cookies
>>27248009
Just give me a cookie and ill fuck off. Until the
N, all weeaboos need to fuck off.
>tfw wife cheated on me again
can't be helped, bro
who /cucked/ here?
>>27278497
Holy fuck
Throw acid on her
That sucks dude. It doesn't even matter when it's a gf because you can just dump them and leave with zero real consequences. If you're married though that's an entirely other situation where you're completely fucked no matter what happens.
Honestly if I were you I'd just beat the ever living fuck out of her. Either way your life is fucked, so might as well go out as an alpha who taught her there's consequences to actions.
ITT: autistic shit you do
I'll start. I just spent the last 50 minutes in the dark flailing my limbs around while laying on my bed, slapping myself, biting my fingers, and yelling out made up Spanish words ("oh PESOCHINKA, fordalay POPA), while thinking about absolutely nothing at all.
i sit in front of my computer and make up conversations in my head and pretend im someone else. i make facial expressions and point and flail my hands around
In my car driving home from work I often find myself just yelling "Fuck" when i think a out something stupid i did. Or if i am alone I'll occasionall punch myself in the head for something i did. this is probably nothing compared to some of you but it's as bad as I'll get.
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KEK
I MADE IT INTO ONE OF THIS FAGGOTS VIDEO
I posted a hate comment on this jacksepticeyes' video and now I'm getting a bunch of hate comments on my videos.
I am Dan K. MayMay, and I've been featured in this faggots video.
IT FEELS FUCKING GOOD MAN TO BE FEATURED AND GET HATED ON BY 8 YEAR OLDS
WHO HERE /FAMOUS/
>At 0:48
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RycTLjUk9n8 [Embed]
Here's my response video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRuiZ3X_vDc&feature=youtu.be [Embed]
>>27247833
Nice grammar mistakes faggot XD
>His name is Dan K may may also known as dan cock gaygay
>>27247833kek op is a fag
>wake up
>look like this
>what do /r9k/?
>>27247811
become an actor, make millions of shekels
Become the next epic meme of 4chan and hope that fame gets me something.
>>27247811
dafuq is that thing?
>tfw you're the smartest person you know
How do I even deal with this?
Bump I need help dealing with this r9k
What specifically are you dealing with? Not being able to relate to people? Do you have odd hobbies?
Make some friends who are smarter than you.
Do you have a pet cat?
Cat's are assholes, whenever I see one around my house i give them poisoned tuna
Yes. He's a homie but also an asshole, but I'm sure that's par
>my cat got pregnant when I was 3
>picked out one of her kittens
>grew up with me my whole life
>she would always sit on your lap or lay next to you, loved people
>once saw her catch a grasshopper mid hop right in her mouth
>she's now 17 and has dementia
>spends most of her time mewing at doors
>tfw know she's gunna die soon and I'm gunna cry like a little bitch
I love you Ruth
>tfw I haven't had sex in almost a year
Hold me /r9k/
>>27278219
>have had sex
FUCK OF YOU FUCKING NORMAL FAG
>>27278219
Been nearly two years for me :/
I haven't had sex in five(5) years
Am I a faggot for preferring masculine girls with short hair over regular girls?
Literally yes. You are.
>>27278018
>girls
>faggot
pick one
>>27278018
short hair alone is not a masculine trait
Just curious who is on this board. Feel free to discuss antinatalism and why it is the objectively most sensible ethical system given our current understanding of the human condition.
http://strawpoll.me/7118714
Antinatalism is a pseudo-philosophy for depressed people. Absolutely trash tier.
Real depressed people should embrace white nationalism/fascism. It's empowering and its our only chance to dig out of this grave.
>>27247404
It has the potential to be negative all based on your choices so I can't say I agree or disagree
>>27247442
I don't understand. Either you agree or you don't. No weasel words here.
>have bf
>sleep with him maybe three nights a week
>almost 100% of the nights that I sleep over, he does this:
>wait until I fall asleep
>rub my sensitive spots for until I wake up
>pleasure me without touching himself until I get off
>tell me to say something
>I say it
>he proceeds with dicking
>he finishes dramatically
>he goes to wash up
>he comes back
>I've usually recovered by then, at which point I go wash up
>we go back to bed
But I really don't know how I feel about every time he tells me to say something. Usually the things he tells me to say are along the lines of, "Yes, Anon," in response to him asking if I want him to continue. And he's really adamant about asking, too. Like yesterday,
>we're having fun
>it's getting good
>suddenly he stops
>"Do you want it?"
>I have an emotionally triggered stutter of moderate severity but kind of lose the ability to talk when having sex
>try to say yes
>fail for five minutes
>he keeps encouraging me to say, "Yes, Anon."
>I keep trying
>eventually call him an idiot
>"That doesn't sound like, 'Yes, Anon'."
>I reply sarcastically, "Okay, Anon".
>"Good enough," and he continues.
But what the fuck? I really don't understand why he would do that. Does he get off on it? Is he asking permission? We're literally in a committed relationship and I've not once EVER said no. Never. So all that's left is he's asking to derive some sexual pleasure out of it. But how is that even possible? He is literally blue-balling himself so that I can gather myself and answer a question. What the fuck?
>>27277968
>have bf
Stopped reading there
Fuck off normalfag you aren't welcome here
>>>/soc/
>>>/adv/
>>>/cgl/
ur bf is an autist
>>27277994
Usually when things are awkward I just assume it's just I'm inept. What makes you say it's him?
