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>be me
>always felt unhappy my whole life but figured things would get better once I got a good education
>study engineering, finish top 5% of class, still fucking sad
>"if I get a solid job, then I'll be happy"
>land a front office job att bulge bracket investment bank in London (no fucking clue of how I managed to do this)
>even get a girlfriend after moving to London
>earn more per year than most people ever will
>have super nice and hot GF that cares about me
>still feel empty inside and don't see the point of living despite having everything I thought would make me happy
what to do?
Go to a therapist. It helps
>>27281366
Go to church and try it out it might be for u
>>27281493
This, you probably have depression or some similar mental illness that could be solved through therapy and/or medication.
How many of you would actually (honestly) take part - and be willing to lose your life - in an eventual race war?
Be honest.
I doubt it would happen, but if it did you wouldn't really have a choice in the matter.
Even though a class war is more likely, I honestly would fight in a potential race war
Not a chance. The whole thing is ridiculous
>post in active thread
Thread dies
J-just let me join the fun, guys...
Have a better day.
I know thar feel bro
Im sorry if anything i posted turned people off
>tfw there's a little girl dying inside you
>a girl will never, EVER look at you like this
jdimfsa
>a girl will never, EVER look at you
JUST
>>27281155
>a girl will never, EVER look at you with any expression that isn't disgust
This picture sets off my mommy gf radar. She seems maternal to me. I don't know, I'm probably just insane.
>tfw you will never get huge overnight and teach all the Chads and Staceys a lesson
>you will never get bullied by a giant Stacy
>>27248726
>k-kono yarouuuuuuu!
>your gf will never get small so you can blast her with her body weight in cum and then she can sit in a martini glass full of it and rub her micropuss
>she'll never be stretchy too so you can shove your absolutely gigantic cock into her, completely distending her guys until she goes completely numb and blank as you pump away
Quick, ask her out.
>>27281070
Hey Red, you look like you need a nice guy to come along and take you out. Wanna get some coffee or something?
>>27281070
H-Hi would you like to... Uh... Oh hey that's my friend over there sorry I'd love to stay and chat
>>27281102
Maybe if you weighed about 100 pounds less and didn't call yourself a "nice guy."
>You're such a nice young man, anon
>What made you want to date an older woman?
>>27248560
Dank 4chan memes about winter holiday desserts.
>>27248560
A scientific curiosity; I want to examine your cranium
>>27248560
Meps!
> tfw you will never go on a crusade to reclaim Holy Land
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY&feature=share
The crusades did more harm than help . They helped kill the Byzantine Empire which let the Turks into Europe for the next few 100 years or so among other things that just caused more trouble.
>>27281089
You are right
but you can't deny that was one of the most epic periods in human history
>>27281097
It was a interesting time i will admit.
Best type of cereal I can buy tomorrow?
>>27280528
oats, water, cinnamon.
>>27280528
Rolled oats. It's cheap and healthy. Put it on some yoghurt
Fuck the health fags. Captain Crunch. Life cereal is good too.
>he saves files to his desktop
I save it on the F drive you stupid fucking smug anime girl
>Not saving them to desktop then sorting them accordingly when you work up the effort required to do so
Fucking pleb
>>27248537
guilty as fuck. i can't even see my wallpaper without exiting explorer
Does /r9k/ like hairy girls?
no
my ex refused to shave and i hated it
>>27280389
Only if she's otherwise pretty and feminine.
Do women like hairy guys?
>tfw no Best Korean qt musician gf
Why live?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ERLaZ488I6k
they only show you what they want you to see, and not the wide spread poverty and people dying in the streets and the torture of their people in labor camps.
>>27248552
I know anon. But I still want one of those girls as a gf.
>>27248610
then wait in China, and wait for them to cross the border and buy one as your GF. Chinese farmer's buy qt North Korean women refugees to use as sex workers for $26 usd.
so go over there and buy a few
Do women really tell their friends stuff like this? WTF
This fucking board is going to turn me gay.
>>27248481
boipussy is bestpussy anon
>>27248481
I thought so too until I realized that people in general are shit. Asexuality is the way to go.
I'm talking of course about the 'lesbian haircut' that happens to everyone who goes from long hair to short hair. Your hair will stand up straight and it will be impossible to comb it down and you'll have hair whorls in weird locations, usually one by the hairline and another in the back that's located much higher up than it should be due to how your long hair used to be parted.
Why not just keep your hair long?
I like to donate my hair once a year. Get it cut to a smaller length, get it stylised a bit. Everybody wins.
Otherwise, anon, I'm sure you can find some sort of gel to apply to your hair to make it do whatever you want. It'll probably take a while for your hair to adjust. dunno if there is much more to it then that. You could also go bald and wait for it to completely grow back.
The only thing I regret about being a robot is that I let my robot hair grow long so now when I cut it short I look like a fucking lesbian
>>27280375
Just shave it bald and start with fresh hair. It'll grow to an acceptable length in a month or 2.
Problem solved.
Daily reminder to not save hoes (aka be a beta provider)
https://youtu.be/Fx49UgzHlxY
>>27248366
fucc the rap game nigga, we all about the BETA GAME.
I GOT A HAND AND LOTION
>>27248431
Don't be a Captain Save a Hoe, anon. It's our responsibility to not save these hoes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLXoSLEm7OQ
>>27248366
Oh shit it's the PT cruiser man
