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>Chad dates the below average girls
>Chad dates the traps
>gay Chads date the femboys
There isn't even a bottom of the barrel left for us robots to scrape.
Why is this allowed?!
Not true. We have children and corpses. Society just shuns that behavior as a way to keep us down.
If you'll only date below average girls or traps because they're the "bottom of the barrel" then you don't deserve them.
>>27247625
Underrated post is the truest and original description of this post right over here.
How do we stop the neurotypicals that are taking over this board?
The war was lost before it even started. If we werent so submissive we wouldnt be here in the first place. And stop posting the most neurotypical meme.
What's a neurotypical? Is this the new meme? A new tumblr gender?
>>27277999
>on /r9k/
>doenst know what is neurotypical
Christ dude, do you even autism?
What if dying is just a reroll?
I don't see how it could be.
I'm the product of my genetics and environment.
If someone else is born and they have different genetics and grow up in a different environment, they wouldn't be "me".
They'd be someone else.
>>27277927
Asking for DMT on my deathbed so I can stay in hyperspace forever
Scared.
Lot of bad rolls.
Why do normalshits browse this board? They don't fucking belong here.
>>27277770
They think it's funny and entertaining
They don't realize they're contributing to mass murder because of what cuck oblivious faggots they're being
I'm a newfag sorry, but even I see this obvious reality
>>27277770
This place is like a zoo or a circus to them.
That needs to end now.
Just slip them some laxatives
go into your folders, copy all of your internet test results, paste them in one image and post
Left authoritarian.
Why do you hate the people?
>>27277756
eh interloper is a pretty cool guy, packs dildos and doesnt afraid of anything
>>27278017
that's not hating the people, that's love for humanity and the understanding that it's not a just world
>>27278044
into my butt I do
>just found out gf fucked 4 guys before dating me over the course of 2 years
Should I dump her? I'm at 75% yes.
how are the leftovers? lmaoooo
>gf fucked 4 guys before dating me over the course of 2 years
It depends, how many of them were her BF and FWB?
>>27247027
depends. how long you been together?
Just wanted you all to know I went to tijuana with exactly $6.75, I took a bus downtown,
I got $2000 pesos out of the HSBC ATM (around $120 dollars).
So far I've had 3 beers, popped 2 (two) viagras (kek - my biggest expense at nearly 240 pesos each) watched two strip shows in the front row, had two extended lap dances, had 3 tacos and a Coke, fucked 2 (two) sluts, got a hotel room with 3 (three) Hardcore porn channels and good WiFi,
I did all that and managed to lose 100 pesos - oh well I'm fucking killing it bros.
Oh and did I mention the pic related? It's the weed I scored for 50 pesos. I got an apple and a lighter and now I'm out of money.
No worries I can get more.
Am I based or what? It takes some experience to not get constantly ripped off here, but the exchange rate is insane right now. Hookers + room is under $16
>>27277646
Timestamp faggot
Lanigeibskidb
![homerisdead.webm_snapshot_00.15_[2016.03.17_17.42.45].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YZjSltH.jpg "homerisdead snapshot 00.15 [2016.03.17 17.42.45]")
>>27277646
Tijuana is nice, but that shit doesn't fly in other border towns like Nogales or Juarez.
If true that's shitty weed bro have fun smoking dirt weed that has been cultivated in slave conditions
Would /r9k/ date a retired crack whore who has had numerous STDs and cuddle with her?
And if you wouldn't, can you truly be a robot?
>>27277476
>And if you wouldn't, can you truly be a robot?
*triggered
true robots dont desire sex or intimecy fapping and waifus sate that. faild normies which are 88% percent of /r9k/'s users who are faild normies with sexual *needs* probabbly would though
yes anon i would
that being if i love her for realzies
>>27277476
I'd cuddle, but we'd reach the understanding that sex wouldn't happen unless it was completely safe
But even then, all these threads are bullshit
A girl like that wouldn't voluntarily sleep with/next to guys like us
Only, maybe, if money was involved
Traps and faggots of r9k, what does wearing a skirt outside in public feel like?
Feels pretty fucking gay, bro
>>27276984
idk yet still haven't had the balls to do it. partly because i dont want to be violently attacked for wearing clothes that were originally intended for men to wear but roasties stole
Does it count if you're dude in a kilt, or is that well outside the bounds of the intended topic of discussion, OP?
Hi share results
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
PS:I'm ready to die now
>>27246903
Are you some government agent (or DARPA social enginner)trying to collect info about us?, what's it with those thread lately
>>27246903
Got "Very High" on Paranoid and Avoidant
>>27247137
No. I'm just sad. That's all.
>Was gonna end it in the following 2-3 weeks....
>Grandmother died few days ago
>Mother is depressed
>I really don't wanna postpone it for fuck sake
It might be a better idea to do it now tho. If i wait till she recovers, she'll be depressed for 2x longer.
>>27276957
>suicide thread no. 653
Wake up to yourself. Once your dead none of that shit will matter.
>>27276957
Suicide is for fucking pussies.
>>27276957
Postponing might do you some good though. Gives you time to think and get distracted.
Just think about whatever or do whatever. Maybe everyday ask yourself why you want to kill yourself. If you don't have an answer that particular day, ask yourself the same thing the next day. If you can't figure out why you want to die after awhile, then you really don't want to die.
An alternative is to ask yourself if you want to die on that particular day.
As for distraction, pick up a game and play it, work on some music if you're a musician, write if you're so inclined, go out for a walk when it's a particularly nice day, etc. You get the picture, just do something that gets your mind off wanting to kill yourself.
Those are just some suggestions though, I'm not gonna try and stop you or talk you down. The decision to end your life is up to you.
>It is now fashionable for extrovert roastie whores to claim they battle with anxiety and depression
What? Who the fuck says that?
>>27246761
Don't forget PTSD
>>27246930
http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/kendall-jenner-anxiety-model-94195
Here's just one, Cara does as well, apparently. All the roastiest girls I know spout this shit too.
Hey, /r9k/. I've accepted that I am ending my life this winter.
It's a low time for me.
I'm accepting it with grandeur. I'm writing a 6- 9 month inquisitive essay on what has led me to this decision (thanks, college!).
Before any of you guys come on and say:
>plan means failure
>you won't do it
Ah, you see, my suicide is fullproof.
You see, I still live with my parents, and therefore, my father. Every winter, my father, like me, has a seasonal mood shift. His depression shifts his mood into anger. Mine pushes me in deep sadness. This happens every year. It has since 5th grade.
>he snaps
>I become suicidal
>I go way up on my medication, still suicidal
But now, I have the money and the means to buy a rifle and end my life.
My question for you guys is:
>where to post essay/note so you guys may read it when I die?
The note includes names, locations, and details about shitty stacies and childish chads. I don't want an Army, I just want you guys to enjoy a story!
>what to include for your personal enjoyment?
What do you guys want to hear about? Currently talking about my oneitis who has kept me going, my pity friend who I found out is only my friend because his mother told him to, and story since Senior year. Anything else?
>anything you want to learn right now
I fucking hate the term, but AMA? Willing to give some info other than details since details are going to all be in final essay.
Meanwhile, sharing some funny pictures and google searches.
Also!
>how to make a name for myself on the board without being a tripfag?
"drunk" fucked up not "i'm emoooo" fucked up
>crunked
origami cumonmommies
Will respond to dubs...
Tell about the internal struggle. We all know the stories about chads and Stacie's but what brought you to robotdom? Intrusive thoughts?mextreme anxiety? Uncureable depression? Repressed sexuality? Describe the abstract internal struggle within yourself...
WHY CAN'T I TALK TO WOMEN?
idk, are you mute?
>>27276786
cause you expect too much, and you put them above yourself
>>27276838
No, I'm just incapable of talking to them in a manner that isn't serious.
I don't know why thay is, with men I have no problems.
>Just come up to her and say hi. Girls love it!
>>27276640
nice HY cut
You guys don't listen to advice like this, that's your problem
You DON'T want a gf, so stop acting like you guys want one
DUDE, ITS 2016, YOU KNOW HOW EASY IT IS TO GET LAID NOWADAYS? All people care about is having a good time in their 20s.
Picking up girls isn't rocket science bro. Just open your mouth and ask her out, lol. Probably like 1 in 5 chicks will say yes.
Here's a tip, when you're flirting with a girl, you should touch her a lot and give her a playful slap on the ass. Girls find that hella sexy bro. They only think you're creepy and report you for harassment if you hesitate and act nervous.
