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So do regular people ACTUALLY have sex or is it just a joke? I really can't understand how two strangers can go from chatting to sticking penis in vagina.
I often wonder this too
>>27250260
No one actually has sex, it is just a meme
Sex is a fake idea perpetuated by the government and media to get condom tax money. It goes all the way to the top in a big pyramid scheme.
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pepsi > coke
If you prefer coke then you are a normie and should leave.
>>27287259
dr pepper is the only correct choice
yes pepsi is better
>that feel when order a coke and they gave me a pepsi
>>27287491
This right here is the truth, Dr Pepper is the best dark soda.
Fountain Coke > Pepsi
Bottled coke tastes abysmal.
>"Hey Anon, could you grab my tourniquet off the table right there for me?"
I don't know what a tourniquet is.
What? Are you going to shoot up some heroin?
>>27251151
Talkin about H, ya idjet
Fatasses of /r9k/ please help. I am a skeleton and must know your secret to being fat. How can you afford all the food? What do you eat? Don't you get tired after eating a few oreos, let alone the whole box? Teach me your secrets please.
>>27287138
not fatass but alcoholic
I imagine its the same thing
you either have a knack for it or you don't
youre really born into being fat in more ways than one
Don't exercise.
Don't even fucking go outside.
And eat pizza and play games all day.
If you do this you won't fail
Drink oil
Make sure you don't spill it on your face or you will get acne
Lots of bang for your buck in terms of ease of consumption and calories per dollar
Don't do it though, skelli is beautiful and once you get skinnyfat or whatever you'll feel retarded for succumbing to peer pressure and forsaking the beauty of literally existing less than your heavy peers.
She's honestly the best thing that's ever happened to me. She loves to hike, canoe, fish, and spend time with me outside. She's perfect. When I get anxiety attacks she puts my head in her lap and doesn't let me go until I calm down.
I don't want the cynical red pill shit from this place leaking into my life anymore. So, /r9k/, this is goodbye. I'm quitting cold turkey. This place has dominated my life for 7 years but it won't anymore. Adios brothers. You're not here forever. Make the jump. I won't be back.
>>27286937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYRDgd3Tb44
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>>27286958
So is this now a nujabes thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5oNM2SnjIM&ab_channel=TheWilson%27ssanctuary.
And then you will realize that she is just a female, aka a whore. And you will come back. Fucking piece of shit. I hope you will be sad enough to kill yourself, nobody will want you here. Mark my words.
>paired up with a complete jock type A chad at uni
>actually get along really well with him, become friends
>get drunk and stoned, we talk about shit, admit I'm a virgin at 22
>"what?! that's crazy anon, you're a pretty dope guy!"
>chadbro looks deep in thought
>"I'll take you out on sunday, we'll see if we can fix that issue :)"
how do I not fuck this up lads? am I being rused, should I fake my death and run away? What do I wear to "go out" as he said?
he's gonna dick you down good
Why does it matter if you fuck it up? At least you'll have tried.
What sort of clothes do you own? Just dress casually if that means anything to you. Wear things that fit well and don't draw attention to you.
>>27286376
Congratulations. Go collect your last haul of pepes because from sunday onwards you'll be too normalfag for this place :^)
> go to local applebees
> full of families and kids
> put $10 in the jukebox
> play this song 20 times in a row https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3-NcRXK-s4
> sat by the jukebox and yelled at the employees when they tried to turn it off
> after the 4th time it played they gave me a refund and made me leave
I always piss on the toilet paper when i go to the toilets at the mall. Once after i pissed and came back to see if they were changed i saw someone ditch his dirty poo stained briefs beside the toilet.
>>27250071
> go to fast food restaurant
> poo on floor and pick it up with some toilet paper
> smear it all over the walls and door
> some pathetic wageslave has to clean my poo up for $8 an hour
take that normies
>>27250025
>Some random dude and I have been calling people niggers, faggots, sluts and making fun of single mothers on YikYak near a university
>say I am a student there, even though im not
>People complained to the school and now they are having a huge mandatory diversity meeting for the entire campus
Some glorious anon was out there manifesting his meme magic with me in the trenches. Where ever you are, God bless.
Just how much /r9k/ hates woman?
do you guys read snuff doujins?
>inb4 m-muh 2d is pure!
Who the fuck is /r9k/
>>27249958
>/r9k/
Is that a tripfag? I must have filtered him.
>>27250061
>>27250076
nice same fag, funny red editor /b/ro
So I've accepted that I'll never have a girlfriend, hell I don't even want one anymore. So what does an enlightened one do with the rest of their life? Pretty much 99% of things in life revolve around relationships and sex. The only things that don't are autist hobbies like transpotting, which I'm not interested in.
ive found trainspotting helps
>>27286357
>Pretty much 99% of things in life revolve around relationships and sex.
If you really think like this, then I really REALLY doubt you will swear off women for good.
>>27286357
Just get with dudes man. I sucked a dick back at uni, not because I'm gay because I'm not gay. I did it because I had a cover to keep, I told some girls u was gay cause they caught me taking pics of them and that's how I proved it but I'm not gay
Does anybody know of a comfy program I can use to listen to music while I play vidya?
Pandora?
Winamp
iTunes
windows media player.
You cuck.
sudo apt-get install cmus
DARK SOULS THREE NOW!
Can't wait anon, I got the keychain and all that shit nigga.
Definitely the most hype game to come out 2016.
Three more weeks.
I'm already stocking up on "estus" and getting ready to play drunk souls and wreck nerds.
A woman by her very nature can't be a robot. Even less so that they further diffrentiate themselves by saying the are fembots almost in a constant grab for attetion. Let start with some premises
1. Women, even the most depressed, ugly can still get chad dick or orbiters
2. Women have to merely she'd a couple tears and they will have nearly the entire world to pat them on the back
3. They have all the advantage in the dating/romance scene
You don't belong here. You aren't robots if you're a woman, you will never be.
I don't have any friends and I'm a khv. People are repulsed by me.
Why can't I be a robot?
lets make this a fembot thread. redditors like OP don't deserve a serious response.
There was this girl that was interested in me and told a story.
>once was a super fat ugly woman that couldn't get laid and once depressed
>everyone in school knew this
>some chad guy who could get laid no problem decided to fuck her
>he almost puked while doing it and had no joy what so ever
>she still got laid
Moral of the story? No matter how ugly of a girl you are you still have a vagina.
https://youtu.be/AgzNZllnl8w
Wow never seen this guy before but hes absolutely right about Gaming channels on youtube
Even though he made fun of my favorite youtuber Markiplier I cant help but agree with him
>>27285966
Onision is bigger faggot than any of the people he just made fun of.
something about onision's face angers and disgusts me
Not going to watch the video and I'm not an avid gamer outside of sports simulators but to me it's crazy with say something like NBA 2k how guys who just scream, chuck up bad shots, and buy in game currency through microtransactions are the most popular in that particular gaming community whereas the dudes who actually learn the playbooks, individual statistics of players, and have more than a rudimentary understanding of basketball average about a thousand views per video.
Post your mass killing song, the song you'll be playing on the speakers / boom-box as you shoot normies like it's a national sport.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRaDcvvTkHM
>>27249880
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A0Nlbz4ow6E
It's about to get real in this bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKie-cHhqU0
would it be normie of me if i start raping my kills? or go in for a quick finger fuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwZSbj_kvIY
I just realized that if I weren't mutilated, I'd be able to jerk off in-between watching anime episodes, rather than either do nothing or watch the anime at an uncomfortably fast pace.
THE DOWNSIDES OF MUTILATION DON'T END.
Maybe I'll start learning Moon soon and study in-between episodes...
>>27285891
>Downsides
I should have said "consequences" since it has no benefits and therefore no sides.
Why are her panties pixelated?
>>27285924
Sex feels worse so you can last longer
