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Uh oh /r9k/, the draft has been reinstated! What do you do to avoid? Or will you fight for your country?
I'll become a deserter.
I'll go ahead and join in.
At least I'll either come out with a GI Bill and an excuse to quit school for a while or just die and not have to worry about anything.
kill myself it is the best excuse to finally kill myself
Who's got em? How do you manage them?
they are part of you and nothing to hide ive had them all my life and love them, they make anyones face more interesting. unless ur ugly to begin with
>>27251913
>they make anyones face more interesting. unless ur ugly to begin with
Not when they're deep, shiny, and purple-y take up your entire midface and everyone you meet points them out to you like you don't know what you're fucking face looks like
>>27251794
You can try to lessen them by getting adequate amount of sleep and drinking lots of water, but there is no way to really get rid of them.
I want @ girl with a short skirt and a long jacket
I want @ girl with a mind like a diamond.
I want @ girl who knows what's best.
I want @ girl with shoes that cut,
and eyes that burn like cigarettes.
>>27251694
AT CITIBANK WE WILL MEET ACCIDENTALLY
WE'LL START TO TALK WHEN SHE BORROWS MY PEN
She's playing with her jewelry,
She's putting up her hair,
She's touring the f@cility,
@nd picking up slack.
Hello fellow NEETs!
I was wondering what you guys are planning to do tomorrow? I might go out with my friend (also a NEETlord) and ride my boat on the great lakes of Michigan. May be a bit chilly but It looks so beautiful and there will be minimal amount of boats out at that time.
Wagecuck friends, hang in their, make sure to spend your limited free-time replying to a thread I'll make on my Samsung Galaxy while waiting for the boat to leave the dock. Who knows, your girlfriend might even stop by.
>>27294479
>NEETS daring to go outside
I needed something to cheer me up.
these threads make me soo damn angry!
>>27294585
>>27294640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ_HTABr7hA
not trying to brag here guys, wish you would join us. I know you're good people at heart.
is Hal the best tv dad
Will I get a qt gf this year?
will i be rich? bitch
Will I be accepted to transfer by either Cornell or Harvard?
Steve Jobs dropped out of college. I'm going to as well.
Not gonna be a cube drone. See you in the papers as the next JK Rowling.
>>27294264
So a stuck up bitch hack author who shlicks to her own characters and hates her fanbase?
Have fun being a NEET, friend-o. You won't be missed :)
>>27294293
>shlicks to her own characters
Is this true? Source to this rumour?
You have 10 seconds to disprove this.
Protip:You can't
>>27294207
If you pull out of a job you won't get a job back.
what you put out is not what you get back
you have 10 seconds to disprove this
protip:you cant
>>27294207
any beta orbiter can prove this wrong
>"bro I was in the club last night right? And I saw [my oneitis] wasted as fuck bro it was crazy!"
>"she was making out with every black guy in the room, I had no idea she was like that ahaha"
I deserve this for thinking she was different
>also pic related is mfw
>>27294183
>having a oneitis
>current year
that's not how people talk
>>27294236
I over exaggerated to amplify his douchey voice
>crush and I are really chill friends, he's my only friend that i talk to on a daily basis
>always liked each other new photos on fb
>one day he stopped liking my photo; wait 4 days.. still no like
>text him sentences, he responds with one word to all of them and waits at least 2 hours
>i upload another photo, no like from him for either pics after 2 weeks
>log on fb in morning, new pic is with some older looking girl.. pshh nah... look at his status: "In a relationship"
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>tfw lost or soon to lose my best and only friend
>tfw posting on fucking 4chan on a friday night
probably liked you and got tired of being "really chill friends" so he moved on and found a girl that showed interest
>get fembot steam friend
>says I'm great and she wants an ldr
>will barely fucking talk to me
Fuck fem""""""""""bots""""""""""
>dumb facebook normie drama
fem"bots"
My mom thinks i have autism and wants me to do a test. I made a test online and apparently i am autistic.
Thanks 4chan.
http://aspergerstest.net/aq-test/
Here if you want to do the test yourself. It's only 50 questions.
>>27294034
>I made a test online
Yeah, the results were accurate.
>>27294097
Do you think so? I mean doing a test IRL is pretty much the same thing isn't it?
Well shit.
>>27294034
32/50
I'm diagnosed with Pervasive Development Disorder
Do you have a problem with "women" not finding you attractive, or is your problem specifically about white women not finding you attractive?
>>27251551
No, I have a problem with people not liking me in general
Im employed and dont talk to anyone
>>27251551
>Be gay
>Actively criticize/hate on women
>Immediately attacked for being a virgin/loser/ unattractive
>Tell them I'm gay and suck cock
>They can't say anything without being homophobic
Roasties getting BTFO
I have been turned down by every race, even fat chicks don't want me.
>He can (not) speak Japanese
What is your excuse?
It's too hard.
I can't even be assed to learn Spanish. You think I'm gonna learn the hardest language on the books?
i dont care about speaking japanese
>>27251544
dumb hamsterposters distracting me from my fucking reps
You're locked in a room with her for an hour, and you can't rape her. What do you do?
be raped by her
>>27293767
Cry because I can't make eye contact with her without blushing, and crying is just making it worse but I can't stop because I'm so ashamed so I keep crying
Kamehameha > Final Spark
What are some robot approved anime? I want to stop being told I have shit taste.I won't ever stop having shit taste but I just want some okay ones that I could bring up in conversation and not be considered a pleb for having watched
List of anime/manga I've seen/read in next comment.
Dusk waifu of Amnesia
Manga
>Alice in the Kingdom of Hearts
>+Anima (a favorite)
>Chibi Vampire
>Clover (a fav)
>Fairy Cube (a fav)
>Kamichama Karin
>Millennium Snow
>Natsume's Book of Friends (a favorite)
>Ouran
>Peach Fuzz
>Pichi Pichi Pitch
>Pretty Face ( a fav)
>SNK
>Time Guardian
>Tokyo Mew Mew
>Vampire Game
>Vampire Knight
>Yotsuba&! (a fav)
Anime
>Blood+
>Cowboy Bebop (a fav)
>Deadman Wonderland (a fav)
>FLCL
>Ghost in the Shell (a fav)
>Higurashi
>Himouto Umaru-chan
>Inuyasha (a fav, first anime I ever watched)
>KLK (a fav)
>Knights of Sidonia ( a fav)
>Little Witch Academia (a fav)
>Madoka Magica
>My Bride is a Mermaid
>No Game No Life
>Ore Monogatari (a fav)
>Ouran HSHC
>Rosario + Vampire
>SNK
>SAO
>Shin-chan (a fav)
>Space Dandy
>Samurai Champloo
Only included ones that I've watched or read in their entirety. Or gotten pretty close. I've probably forgotten some but these are what came to mind.
>>27293633
>Dusk waifu of Amnesia
>ghost stories
aw hell ye
I'll give it a try
Do girls not like it when you ruffle their hair? I ruffled a female friend's hair and she looked at me quizzically and in a slightly disgusted way. She hasn't talked to me for two weeks. I'm starting to wonder if I did something wrong.
She doesn't like when you ruffle her hair.
If she's not attracted to you, she won't want you touching her in a manner that is even remotely sexual. Don't be obtuse either--you knew exactly how that nuzzle would be interpreted.
Of course not. They spend time making it look good.
