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who else /kidneys hurt/ here
>>27250599
Kidney stones, both kidneys reporting in. Have you gotten checked out, anon?
Buckle
the
fuck
up
>>27250628
Pls describe to me your pain
>>27250628
not yet i was thinking of seeing a doctor next week. though weirdly i only feel the pain when i'm sitting, so i've been lying down more often.
You get that onahole yet, /r9k/?
>>27290080
right after I get a job, but who knows when that'll be
I'm never hard enough to use it.
no... I think it would be hypocritical of me to get one because I don't like it when girls use dildos.
>tfw the loneliness is creeping out from my mind
I have no one. Ayy lmao.
Did she reply yet??
Lmao 10 pm on a Friday night
I feel you though fuck
Are you joking OP. This won't work, even ironically
Just say you wanna destroy her pussy, that will have a better effect than 'I'm lonely'
>mfw he browses r9cuck
>mfw when he's not Chad
>mfw his penis is less than 7 inches
>mfw he's small than 6 feet
>>27289976
would not beta orbit/10.
do not post your wishlist.
fucking gross look at that god damn face
>>27289976
ugly animal, cute cat though
I think i can safely say that anyone who denies libertarianism is a traitor to virtue and the foundations of America.
>>27289888
I agree with this very
Sad times
The foundations of america suck dick
The enlightenment was a mistake
>>27289888
>rand
Kek. Lolerbertianism is what is ruining this country.
Robots and fembots,
For a while now there have been threads with quiet a bit of roasties arguing that even if they dress modestly, they will be hit on (for reasons like their ass will always show no matter how baggy pants are.)
They are called out as sluts and told to dress 'modestly'.
What do you think is classified as modest clothing?
I get hit on the most when I'm just wearing yoga pants (not the leggings kind) and a large men's t-shirt that goes down to my thighs and showing no ass, bordering on PJs, and wearing no makeup at the grocery store.
Strange creepy men seem to prefer girls dressed like that just because they see it as easy or not as intimidating as a girl whose put effort in her appearance.
>tfw went on a hike in long pants and a long sleeve shirt
>no makeup, sweaty, hair a mess
>still had cholos catcall me on the trail
You literally can't win except to stay inside all the time. Women are covered from head to toe in the Middle East and they still get assaulted all the time. I think it's mostly men just mad that they get so easily distracted by a woman's body that they try and force modesty because they're so mad that they can't control their dicks.
I don't really have a dog in this fight since I rarely leave the house but still. Just an observation.
>>27289884
you must be a qt then. i don't cat call i just check you out intensely for a second and then do my best to not after that.
can't help it, dat eye candy.
>>27289663
Not showing a fuck ton of skin like this whore at an xbox convention
Jeans and a tshirt are acceptable if they arent ridiculously tight af
I've had it with these filthy fucking normalfags on my god damn board.
If any of these apply to you, go back to your normalfag shindigs.
>1: Female
>2: Has ever had sexual intercourse with anything but a hooker
>3: Has ever had a relationship
>4: Has ever kissed a girl
>5: Has ever hugged a girl
>6: Has ever held a girls hand
>7: Has ever flirted with a girl
>8: Cannot count your friends on one hand
>9: Your friends actually enjoy your company
>10: Strive to become a normalfag
fuck. these threads used to be funny.
this isn't your board, do you own this website? is it you, hiroyuki?
i highly doubt it. so i'm just gonna tell you to shut up.
>le i own this board meme
get out
isn't that what wizardchan is for?
Get in the panzer femanon. Now.
This might turn into a pretty good meme
>>27289369
that suits him pretty good. maybe something to go on his shoulders too?
So what's the actual story with this guy?
Who /fat acceptance/ here?
Which overweight qt would you marry?
I like fat women(mainly because of the way they bounce when fugging) but this is some stupid shit pham
to be honest, any of them.
I'm short and skinny fml
>>27289235
That would look utterly ridiculous
SOME FUCKING NORMIE STOLD MY CAR KEYS AND WALLET
FUCKING SHIT FUCK, THIS WHY I HATE GOING OUTSIDE.
>>27289026
>Not keeping your wallet and keys in your front pocket
Do you drive a riced out shitbox and we're waving around the wallet and keys hoping someone would ask about your 1995 Honda with far cannons, 30 inch spoiler and bent wheels?
>>27289077
SOME ONE CUT THE FUCKING LOCK OF MY LOCKER AT THE GYM, ON DAY 2.
why do I even try? its not fair, I just wanted to be better. now some fucking nigger has a brand new TV.
>>27289171
I had some faggot steal a pair of my shorts out of my locker. I hope he dies of aids, you should report the theft and hope he's retarded enough to use the credit card
How does an ugly girl go about getting a qt bf?
be nice and be in the vicinity of an attractive male
>qt
No. You have to find an equally ugly boy.
>>27289010
By having a likable, interesting personality you fuckwit.
>tfw no steam bf to bully me into buying them games;-;
Oh look a shitposting only shitty people use serious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmTiqKPnhiQ&list=PLFSKBmzmv_IuQvrum5VGEoFMaV6YKWbbr&feature=iv&src_vid=EVSbMyWKdDQ&annotation_id=annotation_674968
>>27250356
Hey fruitcake!
I-I don't have a computer, so just buy some games on your computer and let me use it.
Y-you fucking nerd!
>>27250442
>stutter
found the ugly neckbeards
Who here is /unloved/
>mom isn't proud of me but gives me money
>dad is cool but distant
>no friends because I'm awkward even for Kentucky
>no siblings
>cousins are all drug addicts
>no gf (duh)
No one seems to care about me except some pets.
I feel like almost fit the criteria. My mom claims she loves me but I have no respect for her so her love is meaningless to me.
At least we love ourselves, right?
Man at least you have pets
Here. Never had a father, have siblings but never talk to them or see them. Mom is very unloving. she never hugged any of us and never took much interest in anything we did. never had a real friend either.
When Solving Tactics Problems
1. Take your time...
*Calculate all lines as far as possible*
*Search equally hard for the opponents possible saves, checks, passed pawns, etc*
*Treat the position like an important OTB tournament game, allow no errors due to miscalculations or poor consideration*
2. Review...
*Screenshot all failed problems, save them and do a brief writeup and what you missed and why you missed it*
*When 1000 such problems are accumulated do an intense review session on all of them*
3. Mentality...
*Treat this as though it were a difficult tournament situation, banish frustration*
*Stop solving problems when your capabilities decrease due to either fatigue or frustration, either do something else for a few minutes or step outside*
5-8 hours a day, every day - Ideally following this program will lead to drastic improvement.
Waste of time. Study something productive.
>>27289263
mhm, like 4chan right? It's something I enjoy and seeing myself improve is a very rewarding feeling. There are also monetary opportunities, mostly connected with teaching if I manage to gain a title (which is only 200 rating away at the moment).
I'm sure you use your time studying computer programming and mathematics right?
>>27289332
ya I do. Also music, cooking, health and nutrition and physical exercise.
>tfw lost personality
>tfw became a cynical asshole
Did anyone else experience this? How do you cope with it? Are you disgusted with yourself?
I hate myself for it and I don't think it's reversible.
Better than being a happy-go-lucky faggot that doesn't mind being cucked and trampled.
What is there to cope over?
>>27289110
>Better than being a happy-go-lucky faggot that doesn't mind being cucked and trampled.
No, it's not better. But what to expect of someone that gullible and easily manipulated that he adopts "cucking" as a general verb which can mean anything.
>What is there to cope over?
Losing what defined you as a person and becoming a worse one.
>>27289320
No one has been manipulated. It's sarcastic /r9k/ lingo you dumb teenager.
>Losing what defined you as a person and becoming a worse one.
Sure, you're worse as a person, but it isn't due to cynicism.
If you're only defined by your happiness and no other qualities, you didn't have much substance in the first place.
