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I have a fat fetish but I don't like fat people
what do?
Get a skinny gf and feed her
>>27291260
Do you also want to get your skeletal frame crushed by a fat guy as he lies down on you?
>>27291334
I have no interest in fat men sorry
>Just man up anon, Chad used to be awkward too!
I need your help first. How well do you give the succ.
>>27251087
She's pretty cute. I like girls with receding hairlines. Then again, my taste might not be the best to go off. For example, I'd fuck the shit out of the bitch with pink hair in pic related.
>>27251150
to each his own I guess, but really? That punk chick is spooky
Does /r9k/ like hairy girIs?
Very much
Normies will never understand female virility
I said it last time you made this thread and I'll say it again- shaved/stubble is superior to full hairy.
Also that looks like a boy.
>just making another thread when the old one dies
How do I become more feminine /r9k/?
>me, a year ago, tomboyish as fuck
>starts liking this guy
>find out that his previous crushes were all cute, feminine girls
I've already straightened my hair (he prefers is that way), started cooking, started dressing better and lost 5 pounds
What else should I do?
>>27290968
you don't need to be more feminine in order to get your oneitis, get me just me
>>27290968
Kill yourself n_n
>>27291032
get your fucking chad you fucking stacey, just tell him you want to get laid
Femanons, does having a psychiatrist lessen my chances of a a girl liking me?
>>27290965
we all have a psychiatrist, or should have one.
Just means you won't fuck off like chad when I tell you I have one, so all good in my book.
Honestly, having a therapist/physiatrist is surprisingly normie nowadays. Seriously, tons of people have them.
I'mnota girl BTW.
>>27290965
idk maybe you should ask in
>>>/r/eddit
SWIM wants to know where you can buy research chemicals for research under a microscope
>>27250917
Bump, that's a good question SWIOP
>>27250917
I agree
where you guys at? US or UK? I know UK has an easier time getting them.
>>27250917
If you didn't say SWIM I would've mentioned a few vendors. Should've thought about that.
It's quite ironic that everyone on this board complains about "no go" and "I'm so lonely" yet I see more hate and self importance in r9k that's soc. Sit on that one a second and ask yourself why your alone.
> inb4 "THEY MADE ME THIS WAY"
> inb4 the world owes you a life
> inb4 other sad excuses to justify your lifestyle
>>27250757
No gf, not go.
I heard a rumor that OP is a sad gay faggot who rubs his dick against the slimy scales of fish, hence the bait
i'm entitled to everything because it's my property, i just haven't gotten influence over it yet :^)
Do you ever wonder what it's like to suck on a fat cock?
everytime i masturbate in fact
>>27290919
Yeah, I used to all the time. I would only ever watch cock worship videos to get off, imagining I was the one sucking the cock. I would always be disgusted after I came, and so I quickly realized it wasn't that I wanted to suck cock, I just wanted to be submissive and was really into giving oral pleasure. So now I usually get off to femdom ass worship, it's good.
>>27290919
>Do you ever wonder what it's like to suck on a fat cock?
All the time
>tfw no fat cock to suck
>27 yo
>kv
>no friends
>still live with parents
>STEM degree
>work a dead end job
This is it robots. I am going to kill mys-
Nah who am I kidding. I've been saying I want to kill myself for 7 years now. I'm obviously never going to do it. I'm just going to keep on living a long and empty life until nature decides when to end me.
that's the spirit op :-)
fine then don't kill yourself faggot
>>27290896
>1 year older than you
>KHHV
>no friends
>Still live with parents
>Worthless political science BA
>work a kids job ($11/hour)
I bet you make more than me faggot. You can probably afford half decent hobbies.
Why are females so unfunny?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNKZ9ycIdlY
Looks like someone hasn't watched Superwoman on YouTube
>>27290660
the only humor in this video is the cringe.
Seriously, it is a question that cannot be answered...
Besides Superwoman there's Grace Helbig, Jenna Marbles, JennXPenn, Rebecca Black etc. They're not funny at all.
What is a non-meme and rewarding college major?
No business because I obviously can't talk to people
Something you're passionate about. Don't fall for the STEM meme if you aren't legitimately passionate about STEM. You'll want to kill yourself, you won't be successful, and if you get a job in the field you'll hate everyday of your life.
>>27290653
is computer science good?
it says average salary is $50,000 which isnt the best
>>27290616
Advanced manufacturing
It's like Engineering, except you work with machines that are already made not conceptually.
45,000ish/year starting salary minimum. Up to $70,000/yr with experience at the right place
Demand set to grow, not enough grads in place. The gubment doesn't push it as hard as a STEM degree because truth be told, they're not advancing anything just using what's already there.
What did you do to improve yourself in the past 7 days robots?
>>27290596
made a successful prediction and some stock market research
made it through three pages of job searching without giving up because they all require experience
got in touch with my spiritual side and applied bruce lee's flow like water philosophy to my life
>pouring milk before cereal
>pouring the mixer before the whiskey
>putting on a sock and a shoe and a sock and a shoe instead of both socks and then both shoes
ISHYGDDT
>NOT pouring milk first
Literally what?
>>27290561
>>pouring milk before cereal
I bet Hitler did that.
>>27290696
you disgusting fuck
Pic related, it tastes just like any other fast food burger
What fast food place is that?
>>27250634
You must not be from Cali. That's in n out
>>27250634
in-n-out
I've had it and it is better than other places. You can tell the ingredients are better. OP has a shit palate.
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Oh god that was greasy..hehe check my panties for me will you babe?
>>27290265
Absolutely not.
That's disgusting.
Why would I do that?
>>27290265
You're a stupid retard
commento originalo
>>27290265
I personally would love to do that for you
