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if life was a game of texas holdem, which 2 cards were you dealt?
i got pocket 6s.
My hand should have been folded pre-flop t b h
It's like a K-3, the King being because I'm in a first world country.
>>27261768
>i got pocket 6s.
edgy
>>27261768
King, 7 off suit
hey were drunk as anything
>>27261655
tfw no gf
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superman dies
benib
Who /cursed/ here?
>want to be an artist
>suck at drawing and painting
>want to be a programmer
>suck at programming
>want to be a boyfriend
>suck at getting a girlfriend
>>27261534
Shut up you fucking baby. You don't get good at things by not practicing.
It's almost 4am and I just made this pic in ms paint. I like to play and draw with ms paint at night. I thought wow that's a good representation of people who are bipolar but then I looked it up and found out it already is a representation of people who are bipolar, which is a bit depressing because I thought I had actually done something new and cool.
Why did my life have end up like this robots.
Tbh. This is one of the saddest things I've read here.
This is just too sad, keep it to yourself next time. Maybe show it to your mom or something.
That's okay OP, "great minds think alike," or so they say. Maybe flesh the design out a little more, make it personal to yourself?
What is your ideal gf like?
>>27261288
That bitch needs to cut back on the tanning her tits are already looking flapjack tier
a crazy girl who requires me to cuddle with her minimum 2 hours per day or else she gets sad
>>27261307
i think she is hot
>tfw ate four family size chips ahoy packages worth of cookies
>>27261136
in what time span?
>>27261155
About a half hour.
>>27261176
why do you shame yourself in this way
Recently he has become super aggressive and just wild and mean.
>I unplugged the Amazon fire stick from our tv and plugged in the HDMI cable connecting to my laptop
>he literally threw a grade A tard tantrum (throwing things, screaming, pushed me to the ground )
>I said why do you do this ?
>he has been beating me since
>literally over a fucking HDMI
When did he become autistic ?
Does this happen to all chads ?
Also , i found him talking to other girls, I don't care because that can eventually help me when we break up , but just talking to him puts him a mood equivalent to a chimp out.
Help me robots , I literally have no one to talk to about this
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I can't just call the cops because I grow pot to pay for my School tuition.
What do ? btw he just bought a shotgun.
If you see a dead 20 yr old female in SFV Cali, in the news, it's me.
Roastie gets BTFO yet again.
>>27261077
damn.
he sounds like an alcoholic, only alcoholics get that like in my experience.
i suggest you prepare to pack up all your pot plants, and maybe move back home and call the police if he comes for you.
i don't have anything to say that can stop this, its all on you to escape your situation im sorry.
you should probably run away.
>you missed out on teen sex
>you are just in time for VR sex
I'm thirty fucking years old and I never even hugged a girl. I cannot imagine what a kiss or sex would be like. I can't even imagine what it would feel like if a girl liked me.
I missed out on the most important aspect of life.
>>27260635
One word: Japan
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Just a friendly reminder that Monday is not too far off.
>>27260403
thankfully. Only work can get me to have other thoughts.
monday's the last day of a 6 day work streak for me then i get 3 days off, so yeah i'm pretty excited
>tfw used to meme about this
>tfw a wagecuck now
>tfw getting depressed about being reminded of this
someone please make it stop
How does it feel to have literally nothing worth offering to a woman?
David Wong is a sellout, his book was a one-hit wonder, and women go for big muscular dudes with brains and personalities the size of walnuts. Love and relationships are more complex than just who can barter what off. It's not an explicit exchange like that.
That said, Robots do need to have something of value.
>>27260257
get a load of this chinkcuck normie conformist David Wong
>Are you smart?
no
>Funny?
no
>Interesting?
no
>Talented?
no
>Ambitious?
no
>Creative?
no
/chestlets/
ITT we shame little boys trying to be women
if you're talking about trannies..then they can easily do that?
Daily reminder you are not a women if you have a flat chest
oh wait you're talking about flatchested girls.
wow who gives a fuck
Is there a name for my fetish? I want to take a very feminine girl and gradually alter her appearance and personality until she looks and acts like an androgynous dyke.
Yeah, it's called being a faggot.
Bump I need to know if I'm not alone
>>27260531
You know how people say chick with dicks aren't gay because the have more feminine features than masculine?
The opposite is true of you.
You are more attracted to masculine features,
This means you are gay.
Who /jawline masterrace/ here?
Beta beards on suicide watch
![tumblr_mk0rcr2DAC1qjaqsho1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1RJDK77.jpg "tumblr mk0rcr2DAC1qjaqsho1 500[1]")
>>27260056
>___ is for boys ____ is for men
Real men get blasted with cum full force in the ass mouth and eyes daily.
>>27260056
Nothing I can do about how my jaw was formed.
No point in really talking about things that can't be fixed.
My jaw is sane width as my neck, feels bad , just melts into it, no definition and im even skinny as fuck
>tfw finally got a gf
>tfw no one in my family assumes me to be gay, crazy, or a failure anymore
>tfw random girls starting to approach me when in out in public by myself
>tfw can sense the jelly from people when im with her in public, even from chads and stacies
I didn't realize how much the world seems to change around you just for having a gf.
I recommend this feel. 4.5/5 stars.
>>27259994
Noone in r9k will ever achieve this feelings
>>27259994
How did you get a girlfriend? Let me guess, you're 6' 0"?
>>27260146
im 5'9 actually. I think what worked was being really well-dressed before meeting her and laughing alot at things without caring too much about the outcome while still looking interested in everything she said.
Does anyone in montreal know where i can get a gun and at least one bullet for under $300
make one you shitlord
>>27259917
This. Just make an improvised device with a spring loaded firing pin. Simple, cheap and powerful.
>>27259917
>>27259998
i really dont mind spending the money. Imagine screwing up killing yourself because the makeshift gun you made didnt work
