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When did you realize you were too boring for normal people to ever take seriously?
>be 15
>be loner
>have no friends
>anyone i think is my friend doesn't wanna
hang out after school
>text them constantly but get no reply
>eat lunch alone
>same shit til i get to college
>hang out with weebs and realise my taste in stuff is awful
>am always anxious
>kill me now
>>27270055
Somewhere when I was 15 and realised I didn't have any friends while the annoying nerd did have friends.
I thought, well, maybe I should just make friends but I didn't know how or what to say to people.
So I continued being friendless, I did get along with some people but never outside school.
And now, 8 year later I still have no close friends, am currently a NEET to so I don't even meet people other than the occasional shopkeeper.
It's my own fault, I always keep all my interests to myself for multiple reasons so I never have anything to talk about.
Fear of being judged negatively or people just not caring for the same things I care about and being generally awful at voicing my opinions or thoughts, I figure it might as well be better to keep my mouth shut tight.
And I have way too many interests from which I have very little knowledge so if I do find one who is open enough I usually screw shit up anyway.
I am a lost cause, pay me no mind and let me die.
>>27270306
>And I have way too many interests from which I have very little knowledge so if I do find one who is open enough I usually screw shit up anyway.
I don't think we have the same problems per se but I can relate somewhat since I went through the /fit/ phase, and when I went to the gym I tried to keep as far away from other people because I was scared that I was doing it wrong and they would make fun of me or embarrass me. In the end I decided to stop because I had no idea really what I was doing and it hurt a lot.
I didn't have access to internet at the time.
Looks like it's that time again. Get in here guys.DO NOT use /r9k/ as your tag. Omegler9k and R9komegle both work though so use those.
Bumping for people to talk to.
>>27269900
you dumb fuckers realize that the guy who posts withe bot literally lurks and posts here waiting for you to post these threads? you people are so fucking stupid.
just go to cancer frogmemes lets try and summon nigger chad
HEY PLEASE RATE THIS THINGY I WHIPPED UP. https://clyp.it/z2wdl0ub
ALSO DROP YOUR OWN SHIT IN THIS THREAD.
>>27269864
Oh come on, this isn't that shitty of a thread.
it's alright
originaux
>>27269864
The soundscape is too barren, too simplistic. It's amateurish. Try adding more complexity and maybe more variety to your samples.
Do you believe you're going to have erectile dysfunction with all the porn you masturbate to?
I already have it and have always had it.
something is not quite right down there.
>>27269832
>Implying I'll use my dick for something else than pee and masturbating even once in my life
Nice maymay the family
>>27269832
No that comes from depression and anxiety
Ever since I'm on meds my dick is diamonds again even to the silliest things
STOP MAKING EXCUSES!
You have no excuse to be lonely.
There are plenty of ugly guys who get gorgeous woman. Sitting inside all day and feeling sorry for yourself is NOT how you get yourself a girl.
There are people out there who are far uglier/fatter/shorter than you who end up in successful relationships.
Become more social, take risks, go outside and meet people and eventually you will find the one.
>>27269470
Fatass gets her? Wtf?
Ugly can be overlooked if you have a lot of money, you stupid twat.
Fuck off with your normie bullshit "advice".
Yeah guyz come on!
Which board hates Reddit the most: /pol/ or /r9k/?
>>27269245
/pol/ easily
They're based, those pollacks
>>27269245
Who gives a fuck about Reddit?
Oh wait, the newfags on this site do because they think 4chan has "rivals".
>>27269245
/r9k/
Despite what you may hear, 4chan was a very neutral place back in the day and made fun of just about everything. If you look back far enough, you'll see the extreme right-wing views that /pol/ is known for started out on Reddit.
But once the cancer known as Reddit first began infecting other websites, the right-wing got into 4chan first, giving them an advantage over the left. Thus making /pol/ a festering a shit hole for other Redditors to come to. Being as this happened at least 5 years ago, it's why so many /pol/tards will try and say that 4chan is a conservative website. Then again, anyone with a strong political affiliation will try and convince you that history happened to coincidentally play out in accordance with what they believe.
Regardless, /pol/ is a form of Reddit cancer that much like Reddit, spams itself where nobody wants it and doesn't know how to fuck off and stay where they belong.
QUICK, I NEED A FEMANON TO VOCAROO ME THIS SENTENCE:
"Why something clean? Whats the problem with saying something like that."
IT'S MY BRITHDAY, AND MY MOM JUST DIED, AND MY DOG GOT RAN OVER, AND I LOST BOTH MY LEGS IN THE BOSTON BOMBING
HELP
How did he turn his eyes blue
Paypal me 10$ and ill do it
>>27269120
>I LOST BOTH MY LEGS IN THE BOSTON BOMBING
legs or gtfo
Why don't you just find yourself a nice Jewish girl, Anon?
i don't have the required amount of shekkels
I'd have to clue her in to the holocaust and it would probably cause a huge fiasco. I'd rather date a black desu senpai
Jewish girls are frequently mean
Rate my meme desktop. I think the new paper looks at least okay. Can give original pic on request.
>ubuntu
its garbage, matt
What do you have to hide OP?
I can emulate Ratchet & Clank, with choppy graphics, on my third playthrough and just got dat dank RYNO.
>>27269070
it's crouton, anon :^)
i can either use ubuntu or chromeos
obviously I'm going with ubuntu.
>>27269123
what do I have to hide? I don't know what you mean
>wake up
>see this
>wat do robot?
>>27268584
break out my beta bux and ask her what she wants me to buy off her amazon wish list!!!!
>>27268584
Go back to sleep most likely
Punch her in her worthless art-student face
>Wow, you're a moderator on 4chan? That website is super popular, you must make a lot of money doing all that work!
>>27268443
Apparently, they do it absolutely for free!
For free!
>>27268474
You mean for hot pockets ofc
>>27268443
Hey now ma'am! This must me a misunderstanding! The only thing I could have possibly said about 4chan was use it with moderation! (Such as don't get addicted!) Not that I was a moderator on the site!
BLACK FEELS: weebing out, no whites allowed edition
> tfw no asian bf
> gets uppity about being fetishized, really only wants to be fetishized by Stacy
> just want to be bilingual
> just want to be with a race of people not apart of racial tension in the US
inb4 bebe
>tfw no asian boyfriend
We don't want your disgusting genetics either
>tfw black woman
>tfw don't know how to be a shaniqua
>tfw don't know how to be an artsy/quirky janelle monae
>tfw don't know how to be a #staywoke erykah badu soul sista
>tfw don't fit into any sort of gamer/weeb/metalhead/etc subculture
just fuck my social life up senpai
>>27268420
Why are you so mean to us?
>>27268730
what do you like?
Get in my schooner femanon. Now.
Why is his mouth so weird?
Aye captain Chinbones.
>>27268354
He is a genetically engineered Chad prototype.
If I dont get a gf by the end of the year maybe I'll kill myself!
So you're gonna try for real then anon? Get a trip and post progress. Really, it will be interesting.
You will not, kill yourself
>>27268194
But if I got a trip the I'd actually have to kill myself...
Reminder that if you are below 6ft male, you are inferior.
No girl will ever truly love you, they will settle for you.
You will never make a girl wet. You are destined to be a beta provider.
How do you manlets genuinely go outside, get physically dominated by 99% of men, and embarrassingly, some women, and not just kill yourself?
>>27267981
Lmao true
Also, to all the guys who spout the usual
>muh small male celebrities
Look what happens when these girls actually meet these "hot" men
>>27267981
epik meme thread with the same image and message over and over again
i'm not going to hate myself because you want me to
>>27268040
>i'm not going to hate myself
maybe if you say this enough you might start to believe it :>)
![omegle2[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/D9NEVkK.png "omegle2[1]")
