How did you robots deal with High School?
I just played yugioh all the time
>>27267970
My friend and I played a really big senior prank
I never went. Always hung out at the local video game store and become buds with the store owners. Some 40 year old men were literally my only friends in my teenaged years. and some "gay" asian chick
What do you do when you drink alcohol alone
>>27267961
Either shitpost here or play an RPG. Sometimes I'll go for a walk because the fresh air feels great when you're drunk, especially if it's cool outside.
Generally I just sit around and read these threads. I don't shit post like above but instead just read.
I usually find someone to chat.
I started typing this for the "Stick your dick in crazy" thread that went to the archive a while ago. I felt like it was worthy of its own post, so here you go.
This is something that happened between my one friend and someone else I met a long ways back. I'll start with when I met her.
>be seventh grade me
>remember everything after hearing it the first time
>never do home/classwork because it's repetitive menial shit
>alternatively...
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>>27267817
>since I have a phone, we trade numbers so we can keep on with our "debates" after we both head home
>I barely touch the thing to this day, but occasionally when she would call I would have it charged and be close enough to hear it
>we kept on
>went on like this for years
>whenever she had something new
>boom
>we'd have a casual back and forth until I was satisfied that I'd addressed everything, and that was that
>at this point I've been in HS for a while
>Freshman year I meet this guy, we'll call him Scott
>in the same boat as me
>not popular, doesn't make any attempt to appeal to plebs, but no one comes around to fuck with him either
I actually find out later this is a change of pace for him, with him coming from a private school full of entitled douchebags who would screw
with him whenever it occurred to them.
>we find common ground in both uncharacteristically speaking up to make fun of some loud, attention whoring prick in our class
>find his table at lunch
>today, he's the one guy aside from my brother that I look forward to hanging around
>we make our own social circle
>fuck normies, but we aren't the gaggle of rejects that couldn't make it in other cliques either
>apply standards to the clusterfuck at our hangout spot
>eventually just him, me, and my brother
>over time get to be fiercely loyal to each other
>fleshed out subculture develops between the three of us, do amazing shit all the time
>this is the golden era
>allgoodthings.webm
>>27267817
>I felt like it was worthy of its own post
you felt wrong
>be seventh grade me
>be me
go back to plebbit
>>27267843
>my brother has talked to Anne over the phone with me before, and Scott knows about her
>decision is made to bring her into our teamspeak
>things are fine for a good while
>unfortunately
>hormones is a hell of a drug
>Anne and Scott get into contact outside of our TS and start talking
>to this day...
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I think I'm going to have to take a break from /r9k/. I used to come here and find relief from my sexual frustration but now I find it just gets worse. Is this normal? Anyone else get super depressed when they see pics of hot girls?
his board is for normalfags. It isnt for virgins anymore
>>27268131
it was never for virgins. it was never for normalfags. it was for original content
>>27268159
that stage lasted six months. Even the newfags who came and trashed the place after 2014 have more of a claim than you whiner "gentleman" scrubs
What's the weirdest place you've ever gotten a pimple?
My dick shaft
the taint.
didn't even noticed until it popped while biking and had bloody undies
Getting an armpit pimple was weird
>tfw no childhood friend who became a girl to take my virginity
Why live?
Boys cant be girl you idiot
http://imgur.com/a/eXukY
thank me later
>>27267545
fuck off you avatarfag attention whore
>>27267565
>imgur
Fuck off normalfag
ITT: ask the oracle
will op suck my dick?
>>27267377
last digit decides
> 1: yes
> 2: no
> 3: possibly
> 4: if you make it happen
> 5: re-roll
> 6: only time will tell
> 7: no
> 8: yes
> 9: it will never happen
> 0: only God knows
what time should i go out tonight?
Post neckbeard caves /r9k/
1/4
the second image in the series of 4 I am uploading
image numero 3
asses and fuck
I think the girl at the McDonald's drive thru was flirting with me. I went up to the window to pay for my food and this girl was a good 6/10. I pay and then after she says
>this bird is creeping me out
Oh really why?
>birds just creep me out in general
Trust me they creep me out too
>one day he flew into the window while I was working
Huh that weird and must've been scary
>yeah it was
Well have a good day
>you...
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she wasn't flirting. just making conversation.
should've asked her if she wanted to see your bird
>>27266976
I guess it's just my social isolation. Every girl that gives me any attention makes me think they like me.
>post fake sarcastic stories
>autists unable to detect sarcasm(actual sympton) swarm and attack OP
Post more disproportionately gigantic asses.
le I was just pretending to be retarded XDDDDDDDD
>tfw no big booty volleyball gf who sits on your face after practice or a match
>I got to the point where mom asked me if I am gay
JUST
>>27266614
But you ARE gay, right?
>>27266614
Just be a crazy neet or something since that is where your life is headed and I'll give you an objective for the day
Would you like an objective for the day?
My mom dropped this in a way where she wasn''t directly asking, but assuming it was possible when I was 14 when she said she'd love me no matter what I liked. My dad too. Still to this day they have no idea.
>Okay anon, for our first date we're going to go to an anti-Trump protest! We're gonna shut down a highway and chain ourselves to the blockade.
What do?
>>27266483
Punch her in the face
>being anti-trump
If they wanted to feel like they are a part of something without actually accomplishing anything, they coulda just come to r9k
>>27266483
>tfw not dating the cherokee nation
why live
What is your favorite alcoholic drink in general?
>low to mid ibu wheat beer
What is your favorite mixed drink?
>gin and tonic
I just started drinking gin and tonics recently, they're fucking based you guys
How bout you guys?
>>27266392
I love a good White Russian. G&T is another one of my go-to drinks.
>>27266392
i stay away from mixed drinks as i can never stop once i drink my first one. i always get shitfaced and wake up on the floor with that shitty liquor headache.
i just drink red wine, couple of glasses a night. helps me write and helps me with loneliness for some reason.
Drinking vodka mixed with crancherry juice right now.
It stinks because I'm in a college dorm and have no access to ice or limes.
have you ever united Calradia under one flag, /r9k/?
>>27266080
I just want to drink from a skull.
>>27266080
End game is too boring to me to ever finish it. Early-mid game is GOAT
>katrin
>not klethi
>tfw gf makes you wear her clothes when you stay with her during the weekends
>tfw it starts to feel more comfortable and normal than wearing your male clothes does
I-I don't want to become a tranny...
>>27265963
I would love a gf like that t b h
>>27266623
No you wouldn't, she only does it because she knows it embarrasses me and she gets off on bullying me ;_;
>>27265963
>tfw no gf to turn you into her perfect futa lesbian lover