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ITT: ask the oracle
will op suck my dick?
>>27267377
last digit decides
> 1: yes
> 2: no
> 3: possibly
> 4: if you make it happen
> 5: re-roll
> 6: only time will tell
> 7: no
> 8: yes
> 9: it will never happen
> 0: only God knows
what time should i go out tonight?
>>27267412
no. the oracle is right. as always.
Am I going where I think I'm going?
will it stay at a B or not oh god please holy fuck
>>27267457
Will the OP take it up the ass though?
>>27267441
the fuck.....? the fuckbloxfuckr9k
>>27267462
Uh oh
Is it worse than I thought it was?
>>27267377 is there a point
>>27267377
will i ever lose weight OP
>>27267377
Am I going to get arrested today for violating my avo and good behaviour bond?
>>27267481
I can still change it. Don't care what you even say, horned skull dude.
>>27267495
Well Fuck yourself then.
>>27267496
I suppose so, but who truly controls time, you, or me?
Does Andrea actually love me and will she be mine?
>>27267377
Will she ever love me again?
Muted comment not original lol
Will I ever stop having suicidal thoughts?
>>27267377
Will I fuck a qt.3,14 girl this year?
Does Sabrina like me?
>>27267579
Was the oracles last answer false?
>>27267377
Will OP admit to being a massive faggot?
Should I ask her out
Bloxblox?
>>27267602
Were the oracles 2 last answers to my questions false?
>>27267377
Will the oracle always lie?
>>27267629
Were the oracles 3 last answers to my question false?
>>27267377
Will I get this chance this year.
>>27267648
P
PA
PAR
PARA
PARAD
PARADO
PARADOX
PARADO
PARAD
PARA
PAR
PA
P
Bony oracle, is it true that I really have no reason to trust you?
Is the one who likes me the one I'm thinking of?
>>27267377
Will i ever be happyy
>>27267750
GOD DAMNIT I WANT A STRAIGHT ANSWER
>>27267733
Pussy. Either you're afraid, intentionally deceptive, or as idiotic as me, otherwise you'd give ma a straight answer
Yes for idiot/afraid, no for intentional deception
>>27267793
I guess I really can't trust nRNG
What if I were you? Would you be happy?
will I start a fourth reich?
>>27267822
Shit, that sucks, because either I already am or that's what I'm gunning for
How does that make you feel skullboi? Good?
>>27267377
Will I get a job (and love it) this year?
>>27267377
Will I ever get dubs?
Are chicken tendies made of real chicken?
>>27267377
Will Trump win the Republican nomination?
>>27267377
Will it happen this very years or not.
>>27267869
I don't take no for an answer.
You motherfucker !
>>27267846
>Only time will tell
Let's assume I'll get the job. Will it become a real career with multiple raises and promotions?
will i be able to kill myself someday
>>27267900
Real answer NOW !
Did I fail at my number one main superobjective?
>>27267904
>The choice is up to you, make the correct actions
Hmmm.
This job thing looks very cryptic. Will I go back to school instead?
>>27267935
Oh damn, you suspenseful little bastard...
>>27267958
Will I destroy you anyway?
>>27267982
We'll have to see about that, friend.
The shit you do is perverse as fuck, eventually it's all gonna come crashing down
Y/n? Or are you in denial?
will i kill myself this year?
this should be funnay
>>27268003
Ambiguity is always your defense when you feel cornered, because you're a pussy
Y/n?
>>27267377
will alex come visit this time?
>>27267377
is emma into me like I'm into her?
>>27267377
Will I do good on my number theory exam
>>27267377
will me and erine chill tonight?
will i improve myself
>>27268085
rerollio
rool
rool
roll
poriginas
>>27267377
will eric pay me today?
>>27267377
does hannah like me like i like her?
>>27267377
roll
bloxoxsjsjdbajanbasj
Is it true that I'm in a twilight zone between caring and not caring?
>>27268195
roll AGAIN
BLOXCOX
Will Hailey ever love me?
>>27268226
Re asking this question
>>27268216
Will time tell me what I want to hear?
>>27268247
Is it all my fault?
>>27267377
Who stole my pizza?
>>27267377
Does she love me ?
Blox
Will taking shrooms help ease my anxieties?
>>27268301
Was it me?
Well?
Roll because
>>27268339
Will doing DMT make me understand more about reality?
Will I get an Internship this year?
Can I wake up now?
>>27267377
Will it bring unpleasant circumstances?
>>27268409
Druggie got BTFO by the oracle.
>>27267377
Will she sleep with me?
Will I die wishing I had never existed here?
Willl I get the qt.e pi3
will l die soon
>>27268425
Ok oracle
s4s best board ?
>>27268466
should I pursue other woman in the mean time?
>>27268455
Dumb frogposter
Meme addiction isn't any better
>>27268507
Fuck is she the one?
I don't want to be a christfag.....
Will I get a chance to talk to that girl from the grocery store again?
>>27267377
What's the name of that one vietnamese pop song I have stuck in my head?
>>27268489
will you bow before your master?
>>27268439
So I shouldn't worry?
>>27267377
Will she text me this weekend? You know who.
>>27268529
Fuck you oracle.
Will I meet a girl in uni?
>>27268556
are you afraid of me?
>>27268548
That's not it you nagger
Will I see her within the next month
will i make it brother?
Will she acquiesce my request for a peepee touch??
>>27268588
am i god?
>>27268565
Rolling.
Pasta AL dente kakaka
>>27268596
OH HO HO fucking YES
on my second try
wish it was the first
but damn skulldude, maybe you're not so bad after all
...are you?
Will I accomplish all my goals?
Will she have seen the message by tommorow?
>>27268587
Should I try anyways?
,Will evie go out with me?
Will I get fat in the future?
Give me a positive outcome for once... life can't be so hopeless...
Will I ever be where I want to be in life?
>>27268675
Rwllingz
>>27268664
What the fuck oracle
will i make a shitload of money and be happy and stuff
Am I going to become a wagecuck this year?
>>27267377
Will I ever have a gf?
This is original question.
Is oblivion coming for me soon?
>>27267377
Will I get a gf by the end of the year?
og
>>27268746
Come on, I thought I would get that from you. Anyways, let me ask you another one. Am I going to finally achieve operating cyborg status?
>>27268753
Still thats better than "no", I guess.
>>27267377
Will I ever be with her?
ghkfjghv bhvy
Will I get a bf before I turn 24?
>>27267377
Will I have sex with C. this quarter?
>>27268803
Okay, but is it -likely- that I will?
>>27267377
can I suck my own dick
>>27267377
Will I get a gee eff this year?
>>27268784
I think I know what to do, then. Thank you Oracle. Now, if I may ask any more questions, I make the question in >>27268802 mine. Will I ever be with her? Also, sorry for your answer friend, it makes me hope the Oracle might be wrong.
>>27268831
the oracle lies, I wish only death to you OP.
>>27267377
/x/ get the fuck out of this board reeeeeee
Does she like me back
Commento original
>>27267377
Will she say yes if I ask her out?
>>27267377
Will my life get better?
>>27267377
Will I ever be happy?
Lanigiro Tnemmoc
>>27268866
I see that you like to let our minds think about all the possibilities and leave us in our doubts instead of ending them. That's fine, but I would like a more definitive answer this time. Does she like me back?
>>27269015
reroland
>>27269038
Really? Would she actually agree to go out with me if I were to invite her to a date?
>>27267377
Am I actually retarded and handicapped?
Are we going to be done fighting soon?
>>27269075
R E R O L L
E
R
O
L
L
>>27267377
Are you who I think you are, oracle?
Will I Fuck that German Pussy?
>>27267377
Will I ever know why I'm here
should i end my life RN?
>>27269155
I was hoping I wouldn't have to...
will things change
>>27267377
Will donald trump save humanity as god emperor of earth?
>>27267377
Will I ever die?
>>27267377
Will I be raped by Tyrone?
Is it all your fault?
>>27267377
should i stop being a bitch and just an hero?
>>27269145
Re-roll, let me get that Pussy m8
>>27269192
Will donald trump win the primarys?
>>27269071
Thanks Oracle. Now, should I try something soon as opposed to waiting to see how our relationship develops?
>>27267377
will i meet a girl better than v who will put up with my shit?
>>27267377
Will I do well in linear algebra?
>>27269205
be str8 with me duder
I just want to detach and float around even though you think I'm not good enough to. Who the fuck are you to decide that? You're the one trapped in hell, not me, faglord.
>>27269214
I don't know who you are, but now you know you have to kill Trump. I'm counting on you.
>>27269222
first time i ever get trips and it's wasted. fuck.
>>27269209
Fuck you, you are just a stupid image right?
>>27269199
Welp I guess I really am immortal now.
Am I gay?
Pls be honest
Do I like dick?
>>27269258
>never dying
>a good thing
OOOOOHHH MAN
OH MAN
I am dumb (yes) or is anon (no)?
>>27269258
In my interpretation he meant that immorality is never going to happen. The answer was not clear enough for us to build a consensus as to what he meant.
>>27269267
Liar.
Were you lying?
Am I gay, Oracle?
>>27267377
will my life get any better before im 30?
Do you actually know anything RNG? Do you speak to the mathematical spirit of the perverse place you call my home or are you truly as "R" as RNG makes you sound?
will i ever see S?
should i get high tonight?
>>27267377
Will I find the braveness to kill myself tomorrow?
>>27269335
re-rolling desu
Would things have turned out better if I had killed myself back then?
>>27267377
should i save my drugs for tomorrow?
>>27269355
re-re-rolling desu
wow
>>27269365
Okay
>>27269343
Also this
Two in one
will she leave her pos bf for me?
Should I literally just literally like kys mysalf?
>>27269376
alright then, will i ever be in a loving relationship with S?
>>27269008
Will she actually like me back?
>>27269385
Maaaaaaaaanmanmanmanmaaan
Will I get into a relationship this year?
>>27269407
just to confirm desu
>>27267377
Is she a virgin or just terrible at foreplay?
Will my current oneitis be my gf?
Will we hook up
>>27269434
Reroll. Is she a virgin?
>>27267377
Will I finally die this year?
will i finally kill myself
>>27267377
Praise be to Allah
I am torn in my affections between physical and psychological attraction. Should I eschew both and focus on improving myself?
>>27269421
Ah, for once some honesty!
Whoever was here before had a lot of heart and soul
Will I be the someone else I want to be right now?
Is life worth living without love?
>>27267377
will i ever get a gf
comment was unoriginal
so im sending it again
>>27269515
Still the same
captcha is hard
>>27267377
will i get my gf soon
comment orignality anticipated
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>>27269537
Oh fug. Guess I should just end it.
>>27267377
Should I just end it?
>>27267377
rerolling on GF question
pls be soon
>>27267377
will i get a qt gf if i move out and try living by myself ?
>>27267377
will my first gf be a virgin
>>27269586
well thats not very helpful is it ?
>>27267377
does she feel the same
>>27267377
will my first gf be qt
is she the one im really looking for
>>27267377
Will I fuck a qt3.14 this year?
Will I move out by the end of 2017?
Will I get a qt this year?
>>27267377
Will I get a gf within the next 2 months?
am i ever going to be loved?
original
>>27269624
ok but atleast tell me this, will she be underage ? :^)
>>27267377
Will it finally work out with her?
>>27269727
oh boy, younger than me ?
>>27267377
Will I get into the school of my choice?
>>27267477
topkek. guess op is not a giant faggot for once.
>>27269217
Wait, is she going to ask me out?
>>27269755
fine, have a reroll
>>27269766
roll once more.
>>27269775
If that's what it takes...
>>27269766
>>27269793
Please give me a definite answer oracle
>>27269800
Is she happy right now?
will i get the job?
tuktciluv
>>27267377
Will I make it in finance?
>>27267377
will I ever rid of this thing? it's fucking disgusting
Will my current relationship with gf work out?
>>27269910
No fuck you you shitty oracle. I know you know. Tell me.
>>27269800
Did god tell you in the meantime? I would really like to know, so I repeat the question.
>>27267377
will i get into msft
original commentirino fuck u roboto
>>27269935
"rolling again" lets goooo
>>27267377
irl brobot of mine was telling me this qt blonde girl was checking me out, the other day I saw her looking at me as well
should I approach her?
>>27270054
FUCKING HELL THIS IS BULLSHIT GIVE ME A DEFINITIVE ANSWER
>>27269472
Am I as brave as this shitposter?
>>27267377
Will my job turn out as well as I think it will?
>>27267377
will they ever go away
>>27267377
will I ever stop being such a beta loser?
Did Sandy Hook happen?
>>27267377
what about getting a qt gf?
>>27270135
ANOTHER ROLL
>>27270156
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOUR CENSORS THIS IS HIGH IN CONTENT REE
Is there any point to trying any more?
Do I even have a chance?
>>27267377
Will I achieve my life long goal to become a professional 2D and 3D animator?
>>27267377
is she cheating on me
Is she going to disappoint me?
>>27271354
Does she have the potential I seek?
s-should i?
>>27271385
Very original roll coming through.
>>27267377
were all those femanons mirin or nah
>>27267377
do I look good to femanons
Do we live in a world of shit?
>>27267377
does she still remember me
>>27267377
Will i evee overcome my 2d obsession
WiLL I ev3r be happy?
>>27273175
're rolling for answer of new.
>>27267377
will i get gf this semester
>>27273258
will i lift my depression along with it?
Should it be done on april 19?
is it her?
Oracle, will she sleep with me again? :(
Does she actually like me?
I seriously think the robot should be taken off this shit again
Should I craft a golden Grommash?
>>27267377
Will my dream be realized?
>>27267377
Can I please just die already?
>>27267377
oracle will i ever get a gf
>>27267377
Should I kill myself?
ococococococococ
>>27267377
will i ever be happy mr oracle?
>>27267377
Is my female flatmate interested in me?
Chicken tendier for dinner?
>>27267377
Oracle, Will I succeed on my own?
>>27267377
will I be rich this year?
Will I lose 40 pounds
>>27267377
Will it happen?make sure this shit is original
can I leave before this month ends?
>>27267377
Will she love me again?
>>27267377
does she wanna fuck or what
borde jag sova?
Will I get a qt gf from one of my classes?
>>27267377
Will I succeed with the summoning?
>>27267377
Will my life ever turn around?
should i shave my head?
>>27274929
>it will never happen
now i'm gonna do it just to challenge fate
will i find her again oracle bro
Can I get with K?
>>27275007
But I'm godanon. I have more power then the Oracle.
Reroll
>>27275028
Well now those are better odds
should I go full autism mode?
>>27267377
Will I die on my first tour in the army?
>>27275124
Fair enough, I believe in the Oracles Judgement
Will I ever have a chance?
Will she come back to me.
figures this isn't original
>>27267377
will i figure it out
unoriginal question
>>27267377
will i ever be happy again
unoriginal question
>>27267377
Will I end up killing myself ?
>>27267377
Magic conch, Will i ever get married?
>>27267377
Is suicide the best option?
>>27267377
Will I find a gf within a month?
does she miss/remember me
>>27267377
Is she actually into me? Come on.
>>27275635
rerollrerollrerollrerollreroll
>>27267377
will i find a girlfriend before i turn 20?
>>27275698
will i find her physically attractive?
>>27275715
roll69696969699669
>>27267377
Does god real?
Is Noor actually my friend?
Will leftists and their cancerous ideology ever be destroyed, thus saving the West from the treachery?
>>27276107
Sorry senpai, looks like we'll survive.
does paola miss me
>>27276139
at least until the caliphate rises
baka time to convert. at least I can wage jihad on leftists when progressive ideals inevitably clash with backwards Islamic radicalism
>>27276086
Oracle, don't give me a vague ass answer. Give me something clear.
Ooh I've never tried this before
Will my life ever feel good again?
Will she be my gf desu
will i pass with more than a B-?
>>27276715
>27276715
ok rolllll
>>27267377
Will I ever start caring?
Will I be done with this thing I'm working on tomorrow?
Will I live another year?
>>27267377
Can I be salvaged?
Original comment pls bloxxcb
>>27267377
Will I ever live in virtual reality and completely separate from the 3D world?
>>27276889
Mama fucker
Will the Golden State Warriors lose 4 more games before the playoffs?
>>27267377
will i die old?
>>27267377
Will I eventually kill myself?oregano tastes nice
>>27267377
Will i ever see anna again?
>>27276960
Followup question, is god even real?
>>27277205
holy fuck just tell me.
Will my life get better this year?
>>27267377
Will I every truly enjoy life, or get a life I truly enjoy?
>>27267377
Did Ashe really like me or was it just the circumstance of the trip + her possibly having a bf?
>>27277222
>God's not real
>God only knows if I will kill myself
What????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>27267377
is this next week going to be a bad experience?
>>27267377
Should I attempt to kill myself tomorrow?
>>27267377
PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING ORACLE DON'T FUCK WITH ME
>>27277254
Damn. Will this come soon? I can't take this shitty mundane life anymore. Will I be free of it soon?
>>27267377
Should I make a ruckus at the Bernie Sanders rally tomorrow?
>>27267377
Will I get a good girlfriend soon?
>>27277311
Should I make a ruckus at the Sanders rally and then kill myself, Oracle?
>>27277306
DON'T TOY WITH ME! I NEED TO KNOW! I HAVEN'T FELT THIS SHITTY IN SO LONG I CAN'T TAKE THIS ROUTINE OVER AND OVER ANY LONGER
Does she like me
Original commenting
>>27267377
will I get tested tomorrow
>>27267377
Will I be happy? Gddghvfuhgvhjkufetvcdg
>>27277332
Should I just kill myself instead of going to the rally first?
>>27277340
I guess that's it. Should I just kill myself? Is it worth going through this just to wait for this imaginary day that'll come sooner or later?
>>27267377
Will I get a good girlfriend soon? Ggfjjtfbjfffdsyhvgj
>>27277359
So just the rally then?
Will I marry the girl I love? Everything else I'd rather find out by myself.
>>27267377
Will I be fired from my job?
>>27267377
should i fap one more time before going to sleep?
>>27277381
That settles it, off to the rally tomorrow. Gotta make a sign first.
>>27267377
Will I finally die this year?
OG comment
>>27277405
Alright. Please tell me wise oracle.
>>27277419
I guess I'm immortal. Fuck.
>>27277367
Well then what should I do? Will this hole in my heart ever go away?
>>27267377
oracle, will she finally tell me that she loves me tomorrow?
>>27267377
Will a female ever love me romantically?
>>27277445
rerollerino familino
>>27267377
Am I going to be rich soon?
>>27267377
Will I ever be with my childhood friend?
>>27267377
Will I die soon? Du gghghhfdsybbkgcv
>>27267377
Will I ever be with simone? Does she even remember me?
>>27277442
So be it. One last question, am I to trust your answers?
>>27277459
maybe not tomorrow, but close to tomorrow then?
will that dream of mine come true?
>>27277506
Nigger -_____-
>>27267377
Should I kill myself?
Also this has already been posted I guess
She still see me in an affectionate way?
>>27267377
Is this for real, or is it bullshit?
Can I finally die soon?
do I go with whats logical, or my intuition ?
>>27267377
will I fuck kylie
Is happiness a possibility in my life?
>>27277258
YES? Holy shit. So I should be patient with it? and spend more time together before I make more moves?
>>27277767
fuck, will I ever make it?
>>27277772
No? So i should not be patient and make a big move when I go to see Jauz with her and she'll respond well now that she's had time to think about it?
>>27277821
PRAISE BE TO THE ORACLE OF GRILL QUESTIONS
>>27267377
Will she love me ?
>Original
Will I ever be happy with my life and not contemplate suicide every day?
>>27277915
Rerolling
> Originality
>>27277935
Rererolling
>>27267377
Will I get the jobs I am applying for
>>27267377
Can i overcome myself?
>>27267832
POL BTFO
>>27267377
Should I buy a onahole
Am I a girl?????
>>27267377
Will I meet someone who I'm actually happy to be together with in my life? Or die alone.
Will I have the balls and the occasion tomorrow ?
Am I going to make it this year? I don't think I can go much longer
will I ever get to fuck her?
Will I nail my audition tomorrow?
will it stop
>>27278400
shit man what if you dont believe
Will the date go well?
Will I mature into the adult that I need to become?
>>27267377
Will i lose my virginity this year?
>comment which is original
>>27267377
Will i pass my exams?
Originale
>>27267377
Am i attractive to women?
Original comment
Will she love me like she used to?
>>27267377
Will I gain the courage to lose my virginity this year?
>>27267377
Will i get a girlfriend?
>tfw original comment
>>27267377 (OP)
Will the deal with devil happen?
>>27267377
Will i ever be content?
>>27267377
Will i ever get a girl to swallow my jizz?
>that's my fetish
>>27267377
Will I get to meet her again?
>>27278815
Reroll
Babadaba
>>27267377
wil i fuk
>>27278907
no fuk fo me
>>27267377
Will it go well?
You know of what ?IO speak
will I stay with gf for a time?
Is it a good thing I never even tried?
Will me and the guy I had sex with at the anime con be happy together?
>>27267377
Will going back to college work in my favor oh oracle-sama?
>>27279039
Oh well, i expected that much
>>27279049
Well, will we at least see each other again and cuddle?
>>27267377
If I apply myself in the way I am planning, will I get the girl and family I want?
>>27279070
I was asking God more than the oracle anyways. Hopefully I get that lucking sign someday.
>>27279063
Will we fuck again?
Will i ever find a loyal qt gf who will love me forever?
>>27279080
Are you fucking kidding me?
>Pretty funny if I'm being honest God, my father. Sorry I'm failing.
>>27267377
Will I get to cuddle in the next life
>>27279083
Will he be my boyfriend?
>>27279093
God would you grant my wish if I truly had one? Here Earth?
>>27267377
will i get laid this year?
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>27279098
Will he at least make ME happy?
>>27279144
You really love being indecisive with me, don't you? Is this the freedom I strive for so much?
>I only love you more because of it, the sad drunken man that I am.
Will I ever be loved?
>>27267377
when my plane crash when i visit my girlfriend in the uk?
>>27279164
>When the heavens b8 you.
When you pious as fuck yet not faithful to the lords religion half the time.
>>27279178
That's all I needed to know lord. Compassion and the commandments of Jesus it is.
>>27267377
rolloling
Does she really like me like that?
>>27279275
Tell me the truth, Oracle.
Will that tab turn out to be legit or nbome
will I go to sleep now
>>27279299
double 9, unlucky
>>27279331
At least I got doubles..
>>27279340
thats what counts
Will i ever talk to Asiyeh again?
rellorriong k
Will i finally be with a girl that makes me truely happy?
Does learning the Windows API bring me closer to making the unified user interface framework and architecture that ive been outlining for the past month?
>>27267377
Will he get fired?
>>27267377
will I find will to live?
>>27279499
oh well might as well end it alI now
>>27267377
Will I ever die, that's all I ask the oracle.
Will I be truly happy in the future
>>27267377
Will I ever stop smoking the reef?
Is it that time? The time to fucking kill myself?
>>27267377
Will I ever get my sleep schedule back on track?
>>27267377
Are even a real oracle? I don't believe it.
Will this ride of torment ever end?
>>27279959
What kind of answer is that you prick?
>>27267377
is she telling the truth about caring
Will i ever get her?
Will I have sex this year?
I just wanna fucc somebooody
>>27267377 Will I find a purpose for life before I'm 25?
>>27280007
lmaoin' @ your life senpai
Will I get a gf in uni
>>27267377
will i ever become a wagecuck?
will i ever get my shit together and realize my potential?
>>27281169
wow, fucking brutal
Am I destined to die alone?
Will I become president of the United States?
Does he love me?
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Will I make it senpai?
Will I ever be accomplished and famous?
Will I ever invent something that makes me rich?
Will I ever make an amazing scientific discovery?
Will I ever write a best-seller?
Will I ever program a fun video game?
Should I kill myself immediately?
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>>27281281
HOLY SHIT. This thing is possessed by Satan.
Will I ever have sex again?
will i get her back?
Will I be a millionaire within 5 years?
Will I lose my virginity this year?
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>>27281325
need to roll again
Will I not be rich?
>>27281328
NICE
will I have to pay for it?
Will I ever earn six figures?
will Islam revert the world to ashes and barbarism?
Could it be with her?
Will I ever effect the worldly change I've dreamed of.
>>27267377
Will I kill a man?
Will next week be as good as I hope it is
>>27267377
tell me, will i die soon?
>>27267377
Will all my wildest dreams come true?
>>27267377
Will she love me before the year finishes?
Will I be in a position where I don't have to worry about financial stability/money, my mental health, and my uselessness sometime soon?
Will I fuck at least 10+ times this year?
>>27267377
Will I meet the cute boy of my dreams and we'll do adorable stuff like snuggle and long walks while holding hands and really fucking rough anal.
Please oracle.
>>27267377
Will everything be okay Oracle?
>>27267377
will i succeed in conquering my insecurities and fixing myself entirely?
pls oracle
will i be happy again?
should I make a move this next week?
>>27267377
Will my best friend ever suck my dick?
>>27281609
fuck, rerolling for justice
is there hope for me?
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Will I find a boyfriend in 2016 ?
Will I get abs with a 15kg drop
FUCK YOU ORACLE>>27281632
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>>27281617
Was the Oracle lying about that?
>>27281647
Will I ever suck my best friend's dick?
>>27267377
am i gonna get a gf soon oracle
>>27267377
Will I ever finish police academy successfully?
>>27267377
Will I acquire a gf in the next 3 years?
Will I be able to get back to a healthy weight ?
>>27281893
An unhealthy but low one then ?
>>27267377
the thread is near bump limit, so i guess i feel okay about asking this now.
will i ever get a tulpa as advanced as the ones i've heard about?
>>27281903
Fuck me...
Reroll for justice
>>27267377
will shrek come to me too ?
>>27281975
will shrek come to me ?
>>27281913
im tired of this bullshit vague answers
reroll
>>27267377
should I elliot rodger this girl who refuses to date me?
>>27282021
Time to bring justice
>>27267377
People masturbate thinking about me?
>>27282061
I probably will then, any pic ? It's for science.
>>27267377
Should I do something about my crush?
>>27282421
Do i ever stand a chance?
does she hate me
vvv
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>>27283065
how about now
blox
